ANOTHER VICTIM - PORTRAYAL OF VENGEANCE

1. Martyr

2. The Undertaker

3. Ritual of Decay

4. Trial for a Wasted Life

5. A Portrayal of Violence

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THIS ALBUM'S ALMOST AS ANCIENT AS MY SAGGY LEFT TIT THAT'S ABOUT TO CRUMBLE OFF MY ROTTEN DUSTY CHEST. IT'S SO FUCKING OLD WHEN JESUS WAS FIRST BORN BY THAT FILTHY VIRGIN MARY THE WHORE, THEY REJOICED AND ALONG TO THIS ARTIFACT WHILE JEHOVAH THE FAGGOT MOLESTED THE NEWBORN INFANT BY TWEEZERING HIS MINUSCULE DICK.  SUCH HOLY CHURCH-LIKE ACTIVITIES FOR FUCKING FAGGOTS PRACTICING CHRISTIANITY, JUST ASK UNDEROATH THOSE GODLY PRIEST WORSHIPPING FAGGOTS. WHEN THEY'RE NOT TOO BUSY BAPTIZING EACH OTHER'S DICK WITH THEIR OWN HOLY CUM-WATER IN A PRAYER ROOMBACK OF THEIR CHRISTIAN TOURING BUS, THAT IS.

I LOVE WHEN ALL THE HARDCORE BANDS FIRST SURFACE AS HARDCORE BANDS, LIFE AND SEX DEPRIVED METAL CRITICS LOVE TO RAVE AND PRAISE ALL OVER THEM. THAT IS UNTIL THEY GOTO A SHOW AND SEE A BUNCH OF HARDCORE KIDS WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY MORE ATTRACTIVE AND SOCIALLY-ACCEPTED THAN MOST (IF NOT ALL) THEIR SORRY SOCIALLY REJECTED ASSES, THEN THAT'S WHEN THEY START VENTING ONLINE ABOUT HOW THE HEAVY MUSIC SCENE IS GETTING "CORE'D OUT". HEY FAGGOT REJECTS, WAKE THE FUCK UP. NOBODY WANTS TO GO THROUGH LIFE WORSHIPPING A BUNCH OF OBSCURE CRUST-SLUDGE-STONER-DOOM BLACK METAL BANDS NO FEMALE WILL EVER CARE ABOUT. SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY KVLT AND TR00, YOU KEEP THAT CANDLE LIT IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT WHILE WORSHIPING TO THE GOAT HEADS YOU HUNTED IN THE MIDST OF NOWHERE IN MAINE. YOU FUCKING OVERWEIGHT SATANIC RETARDS ARE SO PATHETIC THAT IT WOULD TAKE A FORKLIFT TO SEVER YOUR FAT ASS FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LEATHER COUCH WHERE YOU SIT AND GLUE YOURSELVES TO YOUR LOCAL CHAPTERS OF METAL FORUMS ALL DAY. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE INTERNET NOT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT IDENTITY BUREAUCRACY WILL KNOW OF YOUR SORRY INVISIBLE EXISTENCE. ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS NEED TO INHALE SOME FRESH AIR, BREATHE IN SOME OXYGEN AND END YOUR MISERABLE BAT-LIKE LIVES YOU PITIFUL ASSWIPES. I CAN'T STAND YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS WHO REMINDS ME OF A MIRROR IMAGE OF MY PITIFUL SELF. ALL YOU PUSSY ASS SUBURBAN TEENAGE DEVIL WORSHIPING TARDS NEED TO BURN EACH OTHER UP IN YOUR OWN CREATIVE "INVERTED CROSSES" IN YOUR SUBURBAN FORESTS AND DISSECT YOUR OWN CHEST PENTAGRAM STYLE. AND STOP CRYING ABOUT HARDCORE JOCKS SACKING YOU AT SHOWS BECAUSE I DON'T EVER SEE A REASON WHY YOU NEED HEALTHY GONADS THIS LIFETIME. IF YOU LOVE THE CELTIC SCANDINAVIAN AND NORWEGIAN CULTURE SO MUCH THEN YOU ALL NEED TO FREEZE TO DEATH IN SIBERIA ALREADY YOU FUCKING DISGUSTINGLY VILE ANIMALS OF LIFE. YOU WANT ABSOLUTE EVIL AND ANARCHY LIKE YOUR MUSIC ENDORSES? GO LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "SATYRICON" AND HIJACK A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE AND RUN IT RIGHT INTO YOUR LOCAL CHURCH IN THE NAME OF "MAYHEM" YOU FUCKING REPULSIVE, PUTRID SLOBS.

GO COMMIT A SCHOOL SHOOTING MASSACRE AND BLAME IT ON THE DARK GROTESQUE CULTURE OF MARILYN MANSION AND THEN CRY ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ALL AGAINST MARILYN MANSION BECAUSE IT'S NOWHERE TO THE INTENSITY OF "DARK TRANQUILLITY" AND "MY DYING BRIDE" LOLOL UNHOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS

ANOTHER VICTIM - APOCALYPSE NOW

01 Judgement's Coming

02 Free In Constraint

03 Threat

04 Vicars Of Glutton Filth (Apocalypse Now)

05 A Lesson In Fear

06 Deconstruct The Roles

07 Untitled [Instrumental]

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I CAN'T STAND ALL THESE TOUGH GUY HARDCORE BANDS. THEY MAKE ME SEEM SLOW, WEAK, INCOMPETENT AND FAT. EVERY TIME I GOTO A HARDCORE SHOW THEY ASK ME HOW FAR ALONG'S MY OBESE BEER BABY. I GET PISSED OFF AND TELL THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD NINJAS TO FUCK OFF AND STOP HARASSING ME. THEN THEY GET PISSED OFF AND KARATE CHOP MY ROLLS INTO EIGHTEEN DIFFERENT PIECES AND SELL THEM OUTSIDE AS STEAKS TO THE AFTER-PARTY BBQ. ALL GOES WELL UNTIL THE STRAIGHT EDGE VEGAN BANDS REALIZE I'M THE ONE SUPPLYING THE MEAT AND SLAMS ME INTO A BRICK WALL WITH THEIR TOURING VAN AND MAKES PANCAKES OUT OF ME INSTEAD.

I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO ARE PREGNANT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN I HAD A BEST FRIEND WHO'S PREGNANT WITH A KID. THE ONLY MYSTERY HERE IS, THAT MY BEST FRIEND IS A MAN. I WAS LIKE "DUDE, YOU'RE SIXTEEN AND PREGNANT... AND YOU'RE A GUY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT?" HE RESPONDS BY PLUGGING A USB UP MY ASSHOLE AND INSTALLING A ROGUE PROGRAM CALLED "SCENE-DROME" THAT MADE ME PRODUCE OVARIES. BUT SEEING THAT I HAD NO VAGINA TO RELEASE THE OVULATION, I ENDED UP SHITTING OUT A BRAND NEW BASKET OF EGGS AT THE END OF EVERY MONTH. I SHAT THEM STRAIGHT INTO COSTCO AND WALMART BINS FOR THEM TO SELL AT A ULTRA-LOW PRICE, SO THAT HEALTHY INFANTS AND CHILDREN CAN INDULGE IN FOOD THAT COMES OUT OF MY IMMEDIATE ASSHOLE. AND THEN COUNTLESS AMERICANS WONDER WHY THEIR KIDS GROW UP TO BECOME SUCH FAT AND INCOMPETENT WASTES OF LIFE... ALL BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN EATING MY OVULATED MAN-EGGS SINCE THEY WERE TWO YEARS OLD. HEY FAGGOTS, SUE ME.

I CAN'T STAND THIS HARDCORE SCENE ANY LONGER SO I TRIED CHANGING MY LANDSCAPE AND WENT TO A METAL SHOW. WORST FUCKING ALTERNATIVE DECISION EVER MADE. FIRST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I STEPPED IN WAS GETTING SOME HEADBANGER'S THIRTEEN INCH LONG HAIR SHOVED RIGHT IN MY MOUTH WHEN HE'S TWIRLING HIS HEAD IN THE CENTER OF THE PIT LIKE HE WAS BEING MOLESTED BY A GRANDFATHER NAMED TORNADO. AFTER ASPHYXIATING ON HIS HAIR FOR DAYS, I SPAT OUT A HAIRBALL THE SIZE OF MIKE TYSON'S TESTICLE: BIG, FILTHY AND DISEASED. JUST LIKE MOST METALHEADS WHO GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT AT SHOWS WHEN THEY TRY TO PUSH MOSH TO HORRIBLE SHAI HULUD  COVERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD I HATE THE CURRENT STATE OF SCENES. SO I THINK I'M GOING TO DO WHAT THE AVERAGE RUN-OF-THE-MILL JOE DOES ABOUT IT: GO PUSH MOSH ABOUT IT LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT.

GO BURY YOURSELF SIX FEET DEEP RIGHT BESIDE DEATHCORE IS SEXY YOU RETARDED MUSIC-PIRATING TRAMPS

ON BURNING SHORES - COMMON GROUND

01. Bridges

02. Dare To Try

03. Buckshot Mouthwash

04. Tips For Better Household Cleaning

05. Blade To Betray

06. Common Ground

07. End Of Ignorance

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THE LAST TIME I TOOK A DUMP IT WAS ON A SHORE SOMEWHERE ON THE EDGE OF THE WORLD. BUT NOPE, THE SHORE WASN'T BURNING UNLESS YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE ODOUR OF THE RAUNCHY SHIT THAT SQUEEZED OUT OF MY HOT ANUS. ON THE CONTRARY, THE SHORE WAS ALMOST AS WET AS I WAS WHILE JERKING OFF THE HOT MIDDLE AGED SUNBATHING WOMEN AND THEIR CHILDREN. WHAT A FUCKING SEXY SIGHT. THAT IS UNTIL I EJACULATE WITH SUCH SHEER PENILE PROJECTION FORCE AND ALL THE SPERM GOES STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH AS I EXHALE A LOUD AUDIBLE "AHHHHH" RELEASE IN PLEASURE. MY CUM TASTES DISGUSTING. STILL, ALL IS USUALLY FINE UNTIL THEIR HUSBAND FINDS OUT. THEN THEY GET MAD AND PUSH ME OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD. AS I FALL TO MY MISERABLE DEATH, MY SPIRIT COMES BACK WITH UNGRATEFUL VENGEANCE AND POLLUTES THE NOOSPHERE THROUGH THE INTERNET (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS UPDATING THIS FUCKING RETARDED SITE).

EVERY TIME I DROP A HUGE LOOGIE ON THE BEACH, I GET LITTLE KIDS TO WIPE MY ANUS WITH SAND. THEN I ENCOURAGE THEM TO BUILD HUGE STINKY SAND CASTLES WITH THE DROPLETS OF MY SHIT THAT MY STOMACH CONVERTED FROM EATING DISGUSTING HANDOUTS FROM THE FOOD BANK. THEY ARE SO PROUD OF THEIR ARCHITECTURES AND YET THEIR PARENTS WONDER WHERE THE HELL THE SMELL'S COMING FROM. IT'S ABSOLUTELY VILE AND REPULSIVE. LUCKIER HOMELESS PEOPLE HAVE HAD BETTER MEALS SIMPLY JUST DIGESTING MY SHIT IN AND OF ITSELF. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED EATING YOUR OWN SHIT? YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THE MIRACULOUS WAYS YOUR STOMACH WORKS: WHEN YOU EAT FOOD IT GETS PROCESSED INTO SHIT; BUT ONCE YOU EAT THE SHIT ITSELF, YOUR STOMACH CONVERTS IT BACK INTO THE ACTUAL FOOD ITSELF WHEN YOU SHIT OUT YOUR OWN SHIT!

NINE OUT OF TEN NUTRITION EXPERTS HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS FORM OF DIETING. EATING YOUR OWN SHIT IS LOW IN CALORIES AS WELL SO THAT WAY ALL YOU BULLEMIC THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SCENE KIDS WON'T HAVE TO PUKE IT BACK UP AFTER EATING. EWW, IMAGINE VOMITING OUT YOUR OWN SHIT. I KNOW TWO-GIRLS-ONE-CUP HAS ALREADY EXPERIMENTED IT BECAUSE MY DICK WAS SOLID FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AFTER VIEWING THE SCAT PORN. LIFE IS FULL OF DELICIOUSNESS, AND IT ALL STARTS WITH TAKING A HUGE DUMP ON A BURNING SHORE.

THANK GOD FOR METALCORE

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - THE GREAT MISDIRECT

1. "Mirrors" 3:38
2. "Obfuscation" 9:15
3. "Disease, Injury, Madness" 11:03
4. "Fossil Genera – A Feed from Cloud Mountain" 12:11
5. "Desert of Song" 5:34
6. "Swim to the Moon" 17:54
Total length: 59:34

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IN CASE ALL YOU FAGGOTS ARE IN A DEEP SLUMBER WITH YOUR HEAD FAR UP EACH OTHER'S ANUSES, NOVEMBER THE 16TH OF 2011 MARKED A CRITICAL DAY WHEN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - LAND OF THE FREE - IS TRYING TO CENSOR THE INTERNET. IF THIS COUNTRY'S ADMINISTRATION PREVAILS, MUCH OF ALL THIS HORRID DIARRHEA YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING WILL BE CENSORED IN THE ACT OF BASTARDIZING OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN WHAT THEY CALL "A LAND OF THE FREE". HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS. SO LADIES AND GENTLEFAGGOTS, THIS UPDATE WILL BE AN ENTRY DEDICATED TO HOW I FEEL ABOUT CENSORSHIP AND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS...

WOMEN AND NIGGERS ARE NOT REALLY HUMAN BEINGS. THEREFORE SUBHUMANS SHOULD NOT BE ELIGIBLE TO VOTE. IF ALL THEIR BALLOTS CAN BE NULLIFIED FOR THE NEXT ELECTION THEN I DOUBT IF WE'LL EVER HAVE ANOTHER APE MONKEY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENCY. I ENDORSED THE ASSASSINATION OF JOHN F. KENNEDY BECAUSE HEADSHOTS ARE COOL. IN FACT, THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAD WITH THE STATE'S CONSPIRACY TO ASSASSINATE THAT GIMPY LIBERAL FAGGOT KENNEDY IS THAT WHEN HIS BRAIN GOT OBLITERATED BY BULLETS, THERE WAS NO "HEADSHOT!" CALL LIKE IN MODERN WARFARE 2. THAT WAS QUITE A DISAPPOINTMENT. IF ONLY VIDEO GAMES ARE REAL THEN PERHAPS I CAN GO OUT HEISTING VEHICLES ALL DAY AND SHOOT HOOKERS WHO SAY NO TO MY GROTESQUE PHYSICAL APPEALS. SO THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO PUT THE VIBRATING JOYSTICKS TO MY SCROTUM EVERY TIME I DROP A NUKE IN THE TOILET. I LIKE NUKES. WE SHOULD BOMB EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY THAT ISN'T WHITE SO PERHAPS THEN WE WON'T HAVE THIS MUSLIM ATROCITY THAT'S CURRENTLY OVERTAKING EUROPE. SO THAT WAY RADICAL RIGHT WING NORWEIGIAN FAGGOTS WON'T BE SO STUPID AS TO SHOOT THEIR OWN PEOPLE TO PROVE A POINT ON A FUCKING ISLAND CAMP. I WISH SUICIDE BOMBERS WOULD DECLARE JIHAD ON MY FUCKING WEBSITE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. WHAT ARE YOU ASSWIPES GOING TO DO, DELICATELY WRAP A TICKING TIME BOMB AROUND YOUR EIGHT YEAR OLD PROSTITUTE'S BURKA AND THROW IT AT MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA? I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS ISLAMIC ATROCITY GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOUR SAND NIGGER LIVES. SPEAKING OF NIGGERS ONCE AGAIN, I WISH AFRICA WOULD JUST EVOLVE ALREADY SO THEY CAN BE UP TO PAR WITH THE REST OF THE SPECIES LIVING IN THIS WORLD. BUT NOPE. ALL THEY LACK IS BRAINS AND HAVE BIG DICKS (WHICH THEY USE TO STICK INTO OTHER ANIMAL'S ANUSES IN ORDER TO CONTRACT AIDS). ALL NIGGERS SHOULD GO JAYWALK ACROSS THE STREETS OF CHINA AND GET RAN OVER BY IMPAIRED GOOKS WHO CANNOT DRIVE THEIR SHITTY '95 HYUNDAI'S. I HOPE MORE TSUNAMIS HIT JAPAN AND THEY MAKE A HILARIOUS ANIME SERIES OUT OF IT. THAT WOULD BE COMEDY.  AND DEAR NORTH KOREA: COME AT ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. GRIND YOUR NUKES UP MY ASSHOLE. AND OH GOD I HATE MEXICO PLEASE SHOOT ALL THE ILLEGAL ALIENS CROSSING THE BORDERS OF TEXAS RIGHT ON SITE. IN FACT I'M DOING THAT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M A REDNECK HICK AND I HATE EVERYBODY OF ALL INFERIOR EXISTENCE WHO AREN'T ME AND MY DEAR SISTER. I LOVE MY LUCY-LOO SO MUCH I MATED HER AND HAD A BUNCH OF LITTLE INBRED WEBMASTER JUNIORS RUNNING AROUND THIS TRACTOR TRAILOR. THE DEPUTY COUNTY SHERIFF CHASES ME DOWN DAILY ON THESE NARROW COUNTY ROADS WHENEVER I ROLL A 60MPH FROM MY FARM TO THE GROCERY STORE BECAUSE I'M DRUNK DRIVING THESE DIRT ROADS ON A DAILY BASIS. AND THE ONLY THING IN COMMON I'LL EVER HAVE WITH THE RAP GROUP "NIGGERS WITH ATTITUDE" IS MY EVERYDAY SLOGAN OF "FUCK DA POLICE" WHEN I'M PUT IN CUFFS AND FOR PRODUCING METH IN THE BACK OF MY RAGGEDY PIECE OF SHIT SUV. I SELL COCAINE AND METH TO SUCH A SHEER EXTENT THAT COLUMBIA IS GOING BANKRUPT BECAUSE OF ME. AND FUCK COLUMBIA. BUT BY COLUMBIA I MEAN THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, THE SO-CALLED HEAD OF THIS MISERABLE STATE. ONCE I TRIED PERFORMING A BASEMENT SATANIC RITUAL AS AN INITIATION TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI AND I ENDED UP ACCIDENTALLY WAKING UP A BUNCH OF FINANCIAL DEMONS WHO SUMMONED THE SECOND WORST DEPRESSION IN THREE YEARS. HOW AM I GOING TO BUY MORE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TO PUT ON MY 100,000,000 GIGABYTE STORAGE SPACE NOW? BRB, I'M GOING TO FIND OUT BY OCCUPYING SOME WALL STREET. AFTER THAT,  I'M GOING TO JERK OFF IN THE MOUTHS OF EVERY CHIEF DIRECTOR IN THE RECORDING INDUSTRY ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA THE NEXT TIME  THEY TALK ABOUT BLACKLISTING "ROGUE WEBSITES" LIKE MINE THAT OFFER THE PUBLIC NOTHING MORE THAN JUST AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLOIT THE ARTISTS (WHICH IS SOMETHING THEIR BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY IS HYPOCRITICALLY BASED ON).

DEAR AMERICA, YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE GREATEST THREAT OF TERRORISM YET. NO, IT'S NOT MUSIC PIRACY OR ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS. IT IS ME: THE MINUTE I AIM MY BUTT AND FART TOWARDS ANY GREAT INSTITUTIONS ERECTED BY OUR FOREFATHERS (AKA THE BLACK&WHITE HOUSE), IT AUTOMATICALLY EXPLODES. 

 FUCK YOU AND THE ABOLISHMENT OF MY FREE SPEECH.

BRING ME THE HORIZON - SUICIDE SEASON

01. The Comedown
02. Chelsea Smile
03. It was Written In Blood
04. Death Breath
05. Football Season is Over
06. Sleep with One Eye Open
07. Diamonds Arent Forever
08. The Sadness Will Never End
09. No Need for Introductions
10. Suicide Season

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I WOULD LOVE TO DO NOTHING BUT TO BRUTALLY FORNICATE THE SHIT OUT OF THE FEMALE ON THE FRONT COVER. I'D FORNICATE HER EVEN MORE WITH OR WITHOUT CONSENT IF SHE WAS ONLY SIXTEEN OR YOUNGER. (WHICH WHEN COMING FROM THIS BAND, I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURPRISED.) I LOVE PRE-PUBESCENT MUNCHKINS BECAUSE THEY ARE DELICIOUS DELICIOUS CANDY. THAT IS, UNTIL THEIR FATHERS BREAK INTO THE BASEMENT DUNGEON WHERE I HAVE THEM TRAPPED UNDER WITH THE SWAT TEAM AND THEY COLLECTIVELY BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. SOMEBODY ONCE TOOK A WEED CUTTER AND CHOPPED MY FUCKING DICK OFF. BUT LUCKILY I AM AN ASEXUAL STARFISH AND CAN ALWAYS REGROW MY SEVERED BODY PARTS THROUGH THE PROCESS OF MITOSIS. SS  SSS SS SSSSSSSSS  SSS  SSSS S SSSSSSSS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PRESSED THERE. EVERY TIME WHEN SOMEBODY CHOPS OFF MY DICK AND IT GROWS BACK, IT'S ALWAYS HALF AN INCH SHORTER  THAN THE PREVIOUS TIME. SO AFTER A DOZEN OF INCIDENTS MY PENIS IS ONLY THREE INCHES LONG NOW. IT'S A SHAME MY ONCE-LOVELY ANACONDA KEEPS DIMINISHING IN LENGTH. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS USING IT FOR ANYTHING PRACTICAL ANYWAYS, OTHER THAN PLUGGING IT INTO ELECTRICAL OUTLETS AND EXHAUST PIPES FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION OF COURSE.

IT'S HARD TO DO THESE UPDATES WITH ONLY ONE HAND ON THE KEYBOARD ALL THE TIME. ESPECIALLY WHEN MY OTHER HAND'S ALWAYS TUCKED INSIDE OF MY PANTS JERKING IT OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF WHAT GOES IN THE BACK OF BMTH'S "DAYCARE PARTY BUS". AND THEN I EJACULATE ALL OVER THE MONITOR SCREEN AND IT SMELLS LIKE UTTER SHIT. BACK IN MY YOUNGER DAYS I LIKE TO SHOW UP AT A PARTY UNINVITED WITH MY PANTS STUFFED WITH SKUNK TO CONVINCE OTHER WOMEN THAT I HAVE A HUGE AND SMELLY SACK. AND THEN THE SKUNK CRAWLS INTO MY DICKHOLE AND OUT THROUGH MY ANUS. THE SHITS I TOOK IN THOSE PARTIES WERE ABSOLUTELY UNBEARABLE. YOU CAN SEE THE DRYWALL OF THE CEILINGS CRACKING AND PEOPLE DYING AROUND ME. THESE USED TO BE INCIDENTS DESCRIBED BY THE PRESS AS THE MOST BRUTAL MASSACRE SINCE COLUMBINE AND VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE.

I LOVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. THEY'RE SO AWESOME. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S DONE BY A  THREE FOOT TALL CHINK WITH NO HAIR. WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT. I GUESS HE NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS MINUSCULE PENIS SIZE. SO HE ENDED UP SHOOTING DOZENS AFTER DOZENS OF PEOPLE AND DEFILED THEIR CARCASSES. WHAT A FUCKING RETARD. ALL FAGGOT CHINKS WHO IMMIGRATED TO THIS CONTINENT WITHIN THE PAST TWO DECADES NEED TO BE SENT TO INTERNMENT CAMPS AGAIN WHERE THEY ARE MADE PRODUCTIVE BY BUILDING UNDERGROUND RAILROADS ALL THE WAY FROM NORTHERN CANADA TO MEXICO. SO THAT WAY MORE ILLEGAL WETBACKS CAN TRAVEL BACK AND FORTH WHILE SMUGGLING A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF COCAINE AND ALL OF IT GOES STRAIGHT INTO MY GODDAMN NOSE. SEE? I TOLD YOU NASTY CHINKS ARE THE SOLUTIONS TO EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S (1) BUILDING RAILWAYS (2) DUPLICATING COUNTERFEIT APPLE STORES TO THE TENTH MOST PRECISE DETAIL, (3) SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, (4) OVERPOPULATING OUR FUCKING SOIL TO NO END, (5) THEN ELIMINATING THEM WITH CAR ACCIDENTS, AND (6) BEATING YOUR FUCKING SORRY ASS IN STARCRAFT SO HARD THAT YOUR WHOLE MAP WIPES OUT BEFORE THE CHAT LOBBY EVEN INITIATES. WE SHOULD TRANSPORT ALL OF THEM TO NORTH KOREA AND MAKE THEM HAVE ONE GIGANTIC BUKKAKE ORGY WITH KIM JON IL'S OVERSIZED PROSTHETIC DICK THAT HAPPENS TO BE A USSR NUKE. GUESS WHO'S BRINGING YOU THE HORIZON NOW?


KABOOM YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

CONFIDE - RECOVER

1. "When Heaven Is Silent" 2:56
2. "Tighten It Up" 3:29
3. "The View from My Eyes" 3:38
4. "Now or Never" 3:26
5. "Delete, Repeat" 2:44
6. "My Choice of Words" 3:35
7. "People Are Crazy" 2:50
8. "Barely Breathing" 3:44
9. "80B" 3:15
10. "Tell Me I'm Not Alone" (feat. Brandon Wronski of Eye Alaska) 3:22
11. "Write This Down" 3:16

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I OBVIOUSLY DON'T NEED TO PREACH TO THE PUBLIC ABOUT MY BLATANT INABILITY TO MINGLE WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX. IN FACT IT'S WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT EVERY TIME I APPROACH A WOMAN, EVEN FROM THE BEHIND, THE PURPORTED VICTIM SHRIEKS IN ABSOLUTE HORROR AND DIES OF A RAUNCHY DEATH DUE TO A SUDDEN COMA DUE TO MY HELPLESS HIDEOSITY. I'M SURE GOD THE FAGGOT LOVES ME BUT I'M FORBIDDEN TO ATTEND SUNDAY MEETINGS DUE TO THEIR CLAIMS OF "DISRUPTING THE SERVICE WITH BIOLOGICAL ATTIRES". WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN YOU FUCKING NASTY ASS NUNS? DON'T MAKE ME SODOMIZE YOUR UNUSED CUNTS WITH MY NASTY ASS EIGHTEEN INCH NEGRO SNAKE!!

I'M SO MISERABLE BEING FIFTY FIVE YEARS OLD AND STILL NEVER HAD ANY CONTACT WITH SPECIES OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. I'M THE WORLD'S OLDEST VIRGIN. WHEN I WAS YOUNG I USED TO WANK OFF TO SO MUCH COMIC BOOKS THAT BY THE TIME I RETURNED IT TO THE LIBRARY, THE RETURN COUNTER CLERK IMMEDIATELY CONTRACTED AIDS BY TOUCHING THE CUM-SOAKED COVER PAGES. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I CONTRACTED AIDS, PROBABLY BY FUCKING AN ALLEY RACCOON IN THE DESPERATE RELIEF OF MY SEVERE SEXUAL DEPRIVATION. RACCOONS DON'T SAY NO LIKE EVERY OTHER SHALLOW WOMEN DO. ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE DEAD ROADKILLS. I PRY THEIR CARCASSES OFF THE ROADS LATE AT NIGHT AND TAKE IT HOME WHERE I FORNICATE THEIR DISMEMBERED PARTS. IT'S A WONDER WHY I SMELL SO BAD. ONCE I EMITTED SUCH GROTESQUE ODOUR THAT WHEN I TRIED SUBMITTING AN APPLICATION IN THE CHEMICAL LAB OF AREA 51, THE SUPERVISOR PULLED A FIRE ALARM BECAUSE I WAS DEEMED A BIOHAZARDOUS THREAT. REALLY? AREA 51, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS? I THEN PROCEEDED TO ATTEND MY BLIND DATE WHICH WAS ARRANGED BY OKCUPID.COM BECAUSE I HAD A FAKE PROFILE WITH JUSTIN BIEBER DEFAULTING MY MAIN PIC, AND THE POOR FEMALE DROPPED DEAD AGAIN AT SIGHT DUE TO THE FOUL SMELL OF THE DECOMPOSING RACCOON SKIN THAT I WORE AS A HAT.

I'M SO FUCKING LONELY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. I TRIED WRITING TO A PENPAL ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA IN THE HOPES OF BANGING SOME OF THOSE HOT SINGLE GOOKY WOMEN. BUT ALL I GOT BACK IN A BOTTLE WAS A BUNCH OF CHINKY LOOKING SQUARE CHARACTERS THAT GOOGLE TRANSLATED AS "GOH FUK YEW SELPH". SO I SHAT IN THE BOTTLE AND SENT IT BACK TO HER ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN AND THE FOLLOWING DAY CHINA BREAKS INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES AGAIN REGARDING A DEAD WOMAN. IF ONLY I GOT TO FUCK THAT DEAD WOMAN BECAUSE DEAD GIRLS OBVIOUSLY NEVER SAY NO! THEY JUST ROT THEIR SKIN AND SHIT THEIR PANTS WHICH NEVER SMELLS ANY WORSE THAN MY LIVING SELF.

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A WOMAN IN MY LIFE SOMEDAY BUT ALL I PICK UP AT CLUBS ARE OVERWEIGHT DRAGS IN UNDERSIZED SKIRTS. I TAKE THEM HOME TO MY WELFARE BUNGALOW AND WHEN THEY PULL OUT THEIR DICKS I REALIZE IT'S ANOTHER TRAP. PISSED OFF, I TAKE MY BUTCHER KNIFE AND CUT THEM A NEW VAGINA AND START POUNDING IT IMMEDIATELY. THEN I GET TIRED OF THEIR NEW SURGICAL VAGINA AND START POUNDING THEIR ASSHOLE WITHOUT REALIZING THEY HAVE DIARRHEA. SO THEN THEIR ANUS BLURT IT ALL OVER MY NEW MATTRESS CREATING DELICIOUS NEW PUDDLES AND TEXTURES WHICH I DO NOT BOTHER TO CLEAN FOR MONTHS ON END. I LOVE MY LIFE! WANNA COME OVER???

FUCK ME UP MY VIRGIN ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

BRING ME THE HORIZON - SUICIDE SEASON CUT UP

1. "The Comedown" (Robotsonics) 5:17
2. "Chelsea Smile" (KC Blitz) 4:12
3. "It Was Written In Blood" (L'Amour La Morgue) 4:57
4. "Death Breath" (Toxic Avenger) 4:33
5. "Football Season Is Over" (After the Night) 3:56
6. "Sleep with One Eye Open" (Tek-One) 4:41
7. "Diamonds Aren't Forever" (I Haunt Wizards) 3:54
8. "The Sadness Will Never End" (Skrillex) 6:02
9. "No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors" (Ben Weinman) 2:45
10. "Suicide Season" (The Secret Handshake) 2:55
11. "Football Season Is Over" (Utah Saints) 5:02
12. "Sleep with One Eye Open" (Shawn "Clown" Crahan) 5:54
13. "Chelsea Smile" (Travis McCoy) 3:42
14. "Suicide Season" (Outcry Collective) 5:05

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WHOOHOO, ATTENTION BOYS AND MOTHERFUCKING SCENE FAGGOTS DRESSED LIKE GIRLS! JUST AS YOU THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SHIT BAND CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, THEY FUCKING COME OUT WITH A REMIX ALBUM OF BEATS LAID OUT ON TOP OF THEIR PRE-EXISTING AURAL POLLUTION. THE DOLLAR STORE GLOWSTICKS ARE SELLING SO WELL IN THE SUBURBS AS ALL THE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PREPUBESCENT MDMA-INTOXICATED FAGGOTS ARE DOING THEIR CRAZY ASININE RAVE SHIT LIKE "RINSING OUT" AND DEHYDRATING ON THE WAREHOUSE DANCE FLOOR RESULTING IN UNCANNY DEATHS. I KNOW, BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE. SEE, I RAVED SO FUCKING HARD TO THIS ATROCITY THAT I SHAT A HUGE PUDDLE OF DIARRHEA RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE AND DESTROYED THE POWER GENERATORS, AND AS RESULT I GOT MY ASS BRUTALLY GANG-BEATEN BY A BUNCH OF AWESOME ASS HARDSTYLE DJ'S (DJ PROBATION, DJ METH, DJ JIBTECH, DJ DRUGS&BASS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST DJ PEDOBEAR). THEN THEY DRAGGED ME OUTSIDE OF THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE AND HUNG ME BY MY DICK ON TOP OF A BROKEN STREET LIGHT. THANKS BRING ME THE HORIZON, SPIN ME ANOTHER DUBSTEP TUNE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?

(NAH I'M JUST KIDDING, IT WAS ACTUALLY AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON METH LOL.)

ANYWAYS, I SERIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE SHITTY HARDCORE SCENE OF 2006 IS NOW THE CLUB SCENE OF 2011. I MEAN IT'S LIKE THE MINUTE THOSE UNDERAGED HAGS TURNED LEGAL AND REALIZED THERE'S BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO DRINK AT THE BACK OF WEEKEND SHOWS HELD AT THEIR LOCAL COMMUNITY CENTRE, THEY IMMEDIATELY STEAL THEIR PARENTS' MUTUAL FUNDS AND MOVE INTO THE CITY FOR THE PURPOSE OF "SCHOOLING". AND BY SCHOOLING I MEAN PARTYING IN A CHEAP PROBLEMATIC NEIGHBOURHOOD AND SUCKING BLACK DICKS FOR EXTRA COKE MONEY. YOUNG MONEH! OBVIOUSLY HIDEOUS NEGROID GORILLAS LOVE THE WHITE MILK YOU NAIVELY ENDANGERED MUNCHKINS. YOU ONLY REALIZE THIS WHEN YOU GET AWFULLY RAPED IN THE BACK ALLEY ON YOUR WAY BACK FROM A NIGHTCLUB ONE DAY, AND WILL HAVE TO GET YOUR FATHER'S LAWYERS TO COME BACK YOU UP. NEWS FLASH PRINCESSES, LIVING IN THE CITY ISN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES. PERSONALLY I GREW UP IN A PROBLEMATIC AREA ALL MY LIFE, AND I WAS DISTRAUGHT BY IT. THAT WAS UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS THE MAIN SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM IN THE AREA. OOPS. I SOLD THESE GHETTO BOOTIES SO MUCH FAKE MARIJUANA BY STUFFING DIMEBAGS WITH DIRT AND GRASS THAT SOME NEGRO TRIED TO COME OUT TO EXTERMINATE ME WITH AN AK47. THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH. AND TO ADD INSULT TO THE INJURY, I REALIZE I WAS ALSO HORRIBLY BETRAYED BECAUSE I VOTED FOR THE NIGGER. THAT NIGGER WAS NAMED OBAMA.

WHEN I SURVIVED THE AFRICAN AMBUSH, I RAVED MY ASS OFF IN THE HOSPITAL WARD WHILE BEING HOOKED UP TO INTRAVENOUS NEEDLES WHILE HAVING VARIOUS FORMS OF CAT AND HORSE TRANQUILIZERS SHOT UP INTO MY VEIN. I K-HOLED SO HARD THAT I HAD SUCH AN INTENSE OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE. MY SPIRIT SOARED RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY AND WENT RIGHT INTO MY ANUS. WHAT A HORRENDOUS SMELLY PLACE. NOT UNLIKE THE RAVE ENVIRONMENT THAT THIS GENRE OF MUSIC IS PERVASIVE IN. YOU KNOW, THE NIGHTS WHERE YOU SEE TRY TO DANCE BY "LIQUIDING" WITH YOUR FUCKING CUSTY SEMEN-SOAKED HANDS, AND THEN SOME FAT BITCH WITH FISHNETS NAMED OOMPA-LOOMPA INVADES YOUR PRIVACY BY RUBBING HER SAGGY TITS ALL OVER YOUR GLOWSTICKS JAMMED RIGHT BEHIND YOUR CROTCH BECAUSE YOU STUFFED IT THERE TO CONVINCE OTHER FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BITTIES THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE ASS GLOWING DICK.

BRB GOING TO A RAVE. FUCK OFF FAGGOTS.

ANOTHER BREATH - NOT NOW, NOT EVER

1. Racing A Fading Image [Explicit]

2. Token [Explicit]

3. Rotting [Explicit]

4. Clio [Explicit]

5. Passing The Torch [Explicit]

6. Surfacing [Explicit]

7. 17 Minutes [Explicit]

8. Truth In The Television [Explicit]

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MAN I AM FAT AND HORNY. LAST TIME I TOOK ANOTHER BREATH OF SOMETHING MEMORABLE IT HAPPENED TO BE THIS BITCH PROSTITUTE'S QUEEF. IT JUST HAPPENED THAT SHE WAS DEAD BECAUSE I KILLED HER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW DEAD PROSTITUTES CAN POSSIBLY STILL QUEEF WHEN YOU'VE BEEN STRANGLING THEM FOR THE PAST FOURTY EIGHT HOURS. I GUESS WE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY OF PROSTITUTES BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE. BUT YES YOU ASSHOLES, WEBMASTER IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN' IT LIKE A VIRGIN KICKIN' IT TO PORNS. WHICH IN MANY CASES IT'S STILL WHAT I AM DOING AT THE HORRENDOUS AGE OF FIFTY SIX. IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE WENT TO SHOWS... TRY A FUCKING DECADE. WHICH IS WHY THIS SITE'S AS SLOW AS MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE PRESENT HARDCORE SCENE. I THINK I'M DYING OUT SOON. I AM GETTING SO OLD THAT EVERY FART I MAKE CONTAINS DUST PARTICLES FROM THE STONE AGE. SENIOR PALEONTOLOGISTS AND ANTHROPOLOGISTS DO LAB EXPERIMENTS ON THE EXCRETIONS THAT COME OUT OF MY VILE BOWEL ON A DAILY BASIS FOR NO PAY WHATSOEVER OTHER THAN A CAGE FOR A SHELTER AND DOG FOOD. I SHOULD APPLY FOR WELFARE BUT EVERYDAY THAT WALK INTO THAT OFFICE, THE SECURITY IN BIOHAZARD SUITS DRAG ME OUT DUE TO THE DEATH-DEFYING PISS-DRENCHED ODOUR I REEK OUT OF VARIOUS ORIFICES OF MY BODY. I CAN'T KEEP LIVING THIS WAY. I THINK I NEED TO ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT OF DEATH. HELP ANYONE... PLEASE?

SO I DECIDED TO FORFEIT BREATHING IN "ANOTHER BREATH" FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. BUT JUST AS THE LAST TIME I TRIED, MY FACE TURNED BLUE AND I GOT ABDUCTED BY THE SMURF KINGDOM AND THEY CHARGED ME FOR TREASON AND DEFAMATION TO THEIR COMMUNITY. MY PUNISHMENT WAS TO BE BEHEADED SO THEY CAN USE MY HEAD TO GIVE HEAD TO EVERY REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL SMURF LIVING IN THEIR MIDGET CIVILIZATION. BUT MY FACE IS SO FUCKING UGLY NOBODY WANTS TO USE IT SO THEY BANISHED ME FROM THE KINGDOM WHILE I AM STILL ALIVE. I AM SO FUCKING USELESS I CAN'T EVEN DIE WHEN I WANT TO. SO I CALLED THE SUICIDE HELPLINE ASKING THEM TO KILL ME BUT ALL THAT GOT ME WAS THREE MONTHS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN A PSYCHIATRIC WARD WHERE I MADE FRIENDS WITH SOME 280 POUND RETARD NAMED BIG BO WHO THINKS HE'S AN ELEPHANT FROM NEVER-NEVERLAND. HE REALLY THINKS HE'S AN ELEPHANT, I SWEAR, BECAUSE ONE NIGHT WHEN I EXPOSED MY DICK TO HIM IN A PRIVATE INVITATION OF "FOUL PLAY", BIG-BO THE ELEPHANT ASKED ME HOW I AM ABLE TO BREATHE THROUGH THAT SMALL WRINKLY THING. SO I GOT FUCKING PISSED OFF AND TOOK A PISS ALL OVER HIS FACE, WHICH SUBSEQUENTLY THE SECURITY GUARDS IN BIOHAZARDOUS SUITS RAIDED MY CELL AND KICKED ME OUT AGAIN FOR SMELLING LIKE UNBEARABLE URINE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY LIFE IS A NEVER-ENDING DEJA-VU. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!! HAVE YOU REALIZED NOTHING I WRITE IS EVER FUNNY? THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE THEY DRUGGED ME UP WITH SO MUCH LSD I CAN STARE AT YOUR FACE MELTING FOR AN HOUR AND STILL HAVE THE FUCKING TIME OF MY LIFE. THANK GOD FOR HALLUCINOGENS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

IN ALL HONESTY I FIGURED I MIGHT AS WELL RELIVE SOME OF MY YOUTHFULNESS AND STAGE DIVE TO HARDCORE MUSIC LIKE I USED TO BACK THEN WHEN HARDCORE NEVER EXISTED GIVEN HOW FUCKING PATHETICALLY OLD I AM. SO I STAGE DOVE OFF MY BED INTO A TUB OF SHIT (I SHIT IN MY OWN BATHTUB BECAUSE MY TOILET ISN'T FUNCTIONING PROPERLY PER USUAL). BUT I ENDED UP DROWNING IN A TUB OF MY OWN DOO-DOO AND IT WAS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING EVER UNTIL THE PARAMEDICS RUSHED IN AND PULLED MY SORRY FACE OUT OF THE PRODUCE OF MY ASSHOLE. MAN THAT WAS THE SMELLIEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE, BUT IT DID CLICK IN WELL WITH MY NASTY ASS SCAT FETISH. I SLEEP IN A PILE OF MY OWN SHIT ON A NIGHTLY BASIS BECAUSE IT GETS ME OFF. THAT'S RIGHT FAGGOTS. FIGHT ME.

HOLY FUCK THIS WEBSITE SUCKS

ANTAGONIST - EXIST

1. Bomb Shelter

2. Exist

3. Amnesia Ln.

4. Marana

5. Failure On Repeat

6. Immaculate Misconception

7. Final Words For An Unknown Friend

8. Angels

9. Awake

10. So Let It Rain

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WHILE DOING SOME LOUSY WEBSITE ANALYSIS FOR MY PITIFUL FUCKING BLOG THUS TRYING TO PROLONG MY MEANS TO EXIST IN LIFE, I HAVE CAME ACROSS THIS ANALYTIC REPORT THAT COMPLETELY BAFFLED MY RETARDED MIND. AS I WILL QUOTE RIGHT HERE:

"The average Deadonthedancefloor.com visitor visits about 1 pages before leaving again, this means that their servers handle about 57 page views per day and in term a total of 0 page views per second.  

We estimate that this website uses 1 server(s), and with the average internet server using about 2,400 kWh of electricity per year, Deadonthedancefloor.com will use more or less 2,400 kWh of power in that time span. Looking at the average cost of 0,17c per kWh, this website uses an estimated total of $408 USD on electricity per year."

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? IT COSTS GOOGLE NEARLY $500 BUCKS ANNUALLY TO RUN MY BUCKET OF AIDS?! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE HOSTING SERVER. ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR IS CONTAINER USED TO HOLD MY PISS AND SCAT WHICH IS THIS WEBSITE. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU FAGGOTS GET FOR DISABLING MY AD SERVICE DUE TO THE SO-CALLED "VIOLATION OF TERMS OF USE". BUT SPEAKING OF WHICH, I VIOLATED THE TERMS OF USE FOR YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT IN A RUB-AND-TUB STAND IN A LOWER-SCALE GHETTO BAR IN THE IMPOVERISHED SIDE OF MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA. NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT WAS THE WORST $3.99 I'VE EVER SPENT (ESPECIALLY IN A TIME OF ECONOMIC RE-RECESSION). AND YOU CAN THANK CAPITALISM FOR THAT YOU FUCKING HOPELESSLY DOOMED WORKING APES.

I AM HONESTLY TOO LAZY TO TYPE MORE FOR A SINGLE BLOG ENTRY... ESPECIALLY FOR THIS FUCKING GAY BAND THAT AIN'T WORTH MORE THAN A SINGLE SYLLABLE OF FEEDBACK. SO IF YOU GUYS CAN JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE MY WEBSITE ALONE I'LL SEND YOU ALL THE PENNIES I HAVE HARVESTED INT HE PIGGY BANK THAT WAS ONCE PROFITED FROM THE YOU HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS CLICKING "GAYTHUGDATING.COM" COUNTLESS TIMES. THANKS FOR MAKING ME A PENNY MILLIONAIRE YOU FUCKING ASS-SHITS. TOO BAD I STILL CAN'T PAY MY HYDRO AND UTILITIES LIVING IN THIS GODDAMN PAPER BOX FULL OF MY OWN COLLECTION OF CUM IN WHICH I POUR STRAIGHT INTO MY ASSHOLE AT THE END OF EVERY MONTH THROUGH A FUNNEL.

FOR THE LOVE OF - IN CONSEQUENCE

1. Your Infinity (Buried Alive)

2. Relapse

3. Saturate

4. Introvert

5. Deadweightfailure

6. In Consequence

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BRIEF REVIEW:

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHY I STILL UPLOAD STUPID BULLSHIT OBSOLETE ALBUMS ON A SITE NOBODY IS EVER GOING TO SPEND EVEN A QUARTER THE TIME OF A MIDNIGHT BATHROOM BREAK INTO READING. TO BE HONEST, ME NEITHER REALLY. UPDATING THIS SITE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS (AND DEFINITELY NOT IN THE HOMOEROTIC WAY MY REPRESSED SEXUALITY LIKES IT). FRANKLY SPEAKING, IT'S WORSE THAN THE HEADACHES I GET AFTER PERFORMING FELLATIO TO DIRTY NEGRO BUMS AT THE END OF MY STREET FOR SPARE CHANGE THAT I USE TO FINALLY AFFORD INTERNET BANDWIDTH IN THE GHETTO.

LISTEN TO THESE JOKES. AREN'T THEY FUCKING OLD? I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN RUNNING THIS STUPID SITE FOR FOUR YEARS AND NEVER HAVE ONCE DID ANYONE TELL ME THEY LIKED ANYTHING ON IT. GOOD YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOTS, I DO THIS TO SOLELY PISS YOU OFF. BUT YET ON THE OTHER HAND, I SEE THE DOWNLOAD BANDWIDTH CONTINUE TO INCREASE AT A DRAMATIC SPEED. IF I GET A BUCK FOR EVERY GIGABYTE OF BULLSHIT YOU FUCKERS DOWNLOAD FROM MY SITE THEN I'D NO LONGER BE LIVING IN MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT AND STARVING OFF FOOD STAMPS YOU STUPID RETARDED GIMPS. BUT I FIGURED JUST LIKE ANYTHING ELSE IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, NOTHING WE DO HERE TO SERVE THE COMMUNITY IS EVER PROFITABLE. SO IN A WAY, THAT'S FINE, REALLY. EVER SINCE GOOGLE AD REJECTED MY SITE AS A PROMOTIONAL VENUE, ME AND MY TEN HALF NIGGER BABIES HAVE BEEN LIVING OFF THE NON-EXISTENT SOCIAL PENSIONS WE SCAM OFF THE GOVERNMENT FOR FAKING QUADRIPLEGIC-RELATED DISABILITIES THAT ARE CERTIFIED BY A BOGUS CLINIC. THERE IS NO INCENTIVE FOR ME TO WRITE THIS MUCH BULLSHIT FOR THE SAKE OF AN OUTDATED ALBUM THAT NEVER USED TO EVEN BE MAINSTREAM WHEN WE WERE STILL RELATIVELY YOUNG AND STILL HAD HAIR. AND NOW WITH THE ONSLAUGHT OF ALL THIS POINTLESSLY CARBON-COPIED DEATHCORE BULLSHIT, I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MUSIC ANYMORE. SHOULD I STILL UPDATE THIS SITE AND PRETENTIOUSLY THROW RACIST, MISOGYNISTIC POOP JOKES ALL DAY, OR SHALL I FINALLY THROW THE WHITE TORCH AND GIVE UP ON LIFE THUS ULTIMATELY COMMITTING SUICIDE?? I THINK THE LATTER OPTION IS VERY FEASIBLE.

BEING AN UNEMPLOYED SIXTY-FIVE YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE ISN'T EASY. EVERYDAY I JOIN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH TO PICKET IN FRONT OF LOCAL DEATHCORE SHOWS HELD IN ALL AGE VENUES WITH SIGNS LIKE "YIFF IN HELL, SCENE KIDS". LITTLE DO THESE RELIGIOUS BIGOTS KNOW THAT I'M ONLY THERE TO CHECK OUT THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD EMO KIDS WITH DISGUSTING RACCOON MOPS THEY HAVE FOR HAIR AND SECRETLY JERKING OFF IN MY OVERLY-BAGGY JUGGALO TROUSERS THAT ARE WORN TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY IMMENSELY SMALL BONER. I AM SO FED UP WITH EVERY FUCKING THING IN THIS GODDAMN WORLD. ONCE I TRIED PUSH MOSHING IN A DEATHCORE PIT AND HIT SOME KID FLAILING HIS FAGGOT WINDMILLING ARMS BY ACCIDENT AND THE KID CRIED SO HARD TO HIS PARENTS  STANDING THE BACK OF THE SHOW, THAT THE MOTHER CAME IN AND KARATE CHOPPED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. NOW I AM TYPING ON THIS COMPUTER WITHOUT MY RIGHT ARM AND THIS UPDATE IS TAKING ME 10,000 HOURS TO COMPLETE. I WAS GOING TO CLAIM INSURANCE UNTIL I REALIZED KID'S FUCKING FATHER IS ACTUALLY THE CEO OF MANULIFE INSURANCE SO THEY REJECTED MY CLAIM AND ALSO FILED A LAWSUIT ON ME FOR PREYING ON THEIR CUTE LITTLE BOY WHO'S SO GODDAMN ANGRY AT THE WORLD. BUT SERIOUSLY. THESE FUCKING KIDS COME FROM UPPER MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBS AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE SO GODDAMN PISSED OFF ABOUT. THE FACT THAT YOUR PARENTS CAN AFFORD SUCH EXPENSIVE INSTRUMENT LESSONS FOR YOU FROM THEIR TRUST FUNDS MUST HAVE RUINED YOUR CHILDHOOD BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNEW HOW TO LIFE IS LIKE LIVING IN A TRAILOR. IT SUCKS I KNOW, BECAUSE GRASS IS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE AS ALWAYS. YOU ARE THE KIDS WHO CRY YOURSELVES TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER STRIPPING NUDE ON STICK-AM IN THEIR HALF A MILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIES BECAUSE THEIR LIFE IS SO HARD WHEN NOBODY OVER ONLINE NETWORKING CAN EVER UNDERSTAND YOUR SHELTERED SOULS. THEN IN A MANIC EPISODE OF MISERY, YOU GO ON A HEDONISTIC SPENDING SPREE WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY MONEY AND INHERITANCE ON SAILOR JERRY TATTOOS AND BANNERS OF NAMES OF GUYS WHO WON'T TALK TO YOU AFTER IMPULSIVE FORNICATION. I CAN'T STAND STUPID SUBURBAN REJECTS -- HERE I AM MISSING A FUCKING RIGHT ARM TO MASTURBATE TO YOUR PICTURES AND THERE YOU ARE CUTTING YOUR RIGHT ARM HOPING TO HIT THE MAJOR ARTERIES SO THAT ONE GUY WILL END UP FEELING SORRY FOR YOU AFTER VIEWING YOUR MASOCHISTIC IMAGES ON TWITTER.

IN TANDEM, I HATE UPDATING THIS STUPID SITE. I HATE MUSIC. AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE THESE STUPID SCENE KIDS IN EVERY INAPPROPRIATE WAY POSSIBLE, I REALIZE I HATE THEM. OOPS. YIFF IN HELL, SCENE KIDS. NOW BRB, I'M JOINING THE PHELPS TO PICKET ANOTHER SOLDIER'S FUNERAL. BUT YOU WOULDN'T CARE BECAUSE NOT EVEN DEATH IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND FAMILIES TORN APART IS AS AGONIZING AS YOUR TRIVIAL, MUNDANE, MATERIALISTIC ISSUES THAT HAPPEN ON A MEANINGLESS DAILY BASIS. ENJOY YOUR QUARTER LIFE CRISIS IN HELL.

P.S. GOD HATES YOU AND I AM GOD

BEFORE THERE WAS ROSALYN - The Fuhrer An Allegory of a History of Deception

01. The Architect (3:29)
02. The Dustwalker (2:51)
03. The Deceiver (3:02)
04. The Adversary (2:43)
05. The Belladonnamyth (4:54)
06. Der Weibliche Führer (4:55)
07. Der Männliche Führer (3:20)
08. The Warrior (3:00)
09. The Prophet (7:00)
10. The Revealer (5:47)

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BRIEF REVIEW:

I JUST TOOK A HUGE DUMP IN A FUCKING DITCH AND OUT CAME OSAMA BIN LADEN IN A POTHOLE. HOLY SHIT, I THINK THE CIA SHOULD PAY ME FOR STRATEGIC MILITARY TECHNIQUES! WOULD IT HAVE NOT BEEN ME, MORE THAN A DECADE OF FUCKING FAGGOT WAR WOULD'VE GONE IN ABSOLUTE VEIN.

I AM TOO BRILLIANT FOR ANY MILITARY STRATEGISTS TO ANALYZE AND PREDICT. WHEN THAT FAGGOT CHINK "SUN TSU" WROTE THAT BOOK "THE ART OF WAR", HE OBVIOUSLY DID NOT TAKE IN ACCOUNT OF THE AMAZING DEPTH OF MY DEEPLY ENTRENCHED ASSHOLE OFFERED FALLACIES TO HIS OMNIPOTENT THEORIES. FOR EXAMPLE, MY ASS TUBE IS SO LOOSELY WIDE THAT WHEN THEY SHOT AT OSAMA WITH A RIFLE, HE DID NOT IMMEDIATELY PERISH UPON IMPACT DUE TO THE EXTENSIVE LAYERS OF ANAL CAVITIES THAT BULLETPROOFED HIM. THE UNITED STATES SECRETARY OF DEFENSE HAS INVESTED OVER THREE TRILLION DOLLARS ON A WAR BUDGET TO END THE HUNT ON AL QAEDA AND ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS POINT A FLASHLIGHT RIGHT UP MY FUCKING BUTTHOLE. IT'S A PITY BECAUSE ALL THIS MONEY BEING SPENT ON THIS PRETENTIOUS "WAR ON IRAQ" COULD HAVE BEEN SPENT REBUILDING GAY PAKISTAN INTO A WESTERNIZED NATION FREE OF PAKIES AND COCKROACHES. GOD I FUCKING FILTHY PAKIES. SOMEONE BRING ME AN INSECT SPRAY SO I CAN HIJACK AN AIRCRAFT FROM AREA-51 AND SPRAY THE ARISOL ALL OVER THESE STUPID JIHAD NATIONS AND WATCH THESE LITTLE PARASITIC INSECTS DROP LIKE FUCKING TERMITES. OH I FORGOT, COCKROACHES ARE THE ONLY THING THAT ARE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST... BUT THAT'S OKAY. I HAVE A CHEAPER IDEA: JUST BUILD A TON OF NUCLEAR REACTORS AND GET ME TO FART TOWARDS THE DIRECTION OF JAPAN... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SPEAKING OF HOLOCAUST, I LOVE THIS BAND'S STUPID PRETENTIOUS CONCEPT ALBUM ON NAZI GERMANY. IT TURNS ME ON WHILE LISTENING TO THIS ALBUM AND VISUALLY PICTURING DEAD NAKED JEWS BEING EXTERMINATED BY GASOLINE. THEIR PENISES WOULD HAVE MADE AWESOME FLAMETHROWERS. WITH GASOLINE GOING UP TWO SOMETHING PER GALLON I AM BEGINNING TO WONDER HOW THE NEXT HITLER WOULD BE ABLE TO CARRY OUT HIS GODDAMN AGENDA WITH THESE EXPENSES SO HIGH. I CAN'T EVEN FROM MY GARAGE TO MY DRIVE-WAY WITHOUT HAVING TO SHED OUT HALF OF MY WELFARE CHEQUE ON THE TANK. I WISH UNITED STATES WOULD JUST WAGE MORE WAR ON ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE ALREADY, CONSIDERING IF THAT'S WHAT STIMULATES THE ECONOMY THEN JUST BOMB EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NATION IN THIS FAGGOT GLOBE AND LET ME FINALLY BUY MY GROCERIES ALREADY YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT FAGGOTS. IF I WAS THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES I WOULD (1) BLEACH MY SKIN WHITE AND (2) NOT BE A BANANA LOVING NIGGER. WHAT A FUCKING CLUELESS GIMP MONKEY. I WONDER IF HE HAD A HUGE AFRO BACK IN THE SIXTIES WHEN HE REBELLED FROM GOING TO SCHOOL AND WENT TO WOODSTOCK TO EXPECT WU-TANG UNTIL HE REALIZED THAT WU-TANG DIDN'T EXIST BECAUSE IT WAS THE FAGGOT SIXTIES. HOLY SHIT I CANNOT STAND BARACK OBAMA BIN LADEN. WHAT A HUGE FROCK OF SHIT BRAINS.

I ACTUALLY JUST CAME UP WITH THE MOST BRILLIANT REALIZATION OF ALL MYSTERIES IN OUR CURRENT EVENTS ... OBAMA = OSAMA!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK I CANNOT BLEIEVE NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE YOU FUCKING IGNORANT RETARDS. BE RIGHT BACK, IMMEDIATELY WRITING TO NEW YORK TIMES.

(DON'T BELIEVE ME? HERE'S THE MOST ACCURATE PROOF YOU FUCKING UNEDUCATED FAGGOTS)

LIFE IN A BURN CLINIC - INDIVIDUAL RITES

01 THE GREAT UNKIND

02 ICONOCLASTIC RAGE DISORDER

03 GLAZED INDIFFERENCE

04 CONSUMED

05 TORSO FARM

06 THIS PREVAILING SICKNESS

07 JOY OF SOLACE

08 EXIT NOW

09 I'LL KILL YOU

10 CLOCKWORK BLACK

11 THIS THING CALLED PROGRESS

12 TO BE THE ONE WHO'S ISOLATED

13 HAPPENED SO FAST

14 BONUS TRACK

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THIS BAND IS A CONCEPT BAND ABOUT ME. I WILL EXPLAIN WHERE THE BAND NAME CAME FROM. AFTER SETTING MY GIGANTIC COCK ON FIRE TO FEED INTO MY PYROPHILIA FETISHES, I ACCIDENTALLY FARTED AND THUS COMBUSTED THE BURNING FLAME AND ENGULFED MY WHOLE BODY. ONCE AS WHITE AS AN ALBINO, I CHECKED INTO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AS A NIGGER. IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE OBVIOUSLY, NIGGERS ARE OF VERY LAST PRIORITY IN THE OUR HEALTH CARE INSTITUTIONS. SO THEY MARKED ME DOWN AS TYRONE MUJABE AND MADE ME WAIT IN THE BACK OF THE WAITING ROOM JUST LIKE ROSA PARK BACK IN THE OLD DAYS. I GOT SO FED UP STARTED A MARCHING RALLY JUST LIKE ROSA PARK BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, EXCEPT WITH OTHER NIGGER BURN AND AMPUTEE PATIENTS. THE ONLY ISSUE IS THAT AMPUTEES ARE NOT COMPETENT OF WALKING SO SOME OF US HAD TO CARRY THOSE DUMB FUCKING OBLONGS ON OUR SHOULDERS. THIS IS EXACTLY JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF NOWADAYS... MORE DISABLED NIGGERS! JUST WHEN YOU THINK NIGGERS COULD NOT GET MORE USELESS, NOW THEY ARE MARCHING FOR THEIR RIGHTS WITH THE BIGGEST LEADING GIMP OF THEM ALL, BARACK OBAMA HUSSEIN BIN LADEN!

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS CHIMPANZEE POSSIBLY SCORED AS A PRESIDENT, SERIOUSLY. HAS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION GONE OFF THE WALL THAT PEOPLE WOULD RATHER SEE THEIR STUPID INCOMPETENT NATION GO DOWNHILL FOR THE SAKE OF SOME SPECIAL RETARDED HUMAN-RIGHTS ACCOMMODATION? IF THIS GUY WAS WHITE AND RAN FOR THE DEMOCRAT PARTY, HE'D BE THE BIGGEST LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE NATION AS OPPOSED TO BEING PORTRAYED AS ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON OF THE DOOMED TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY. I BET HE SMOKES AN ABUNDANCE OF CIA-SUPPLIED CRACK IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND MASTURBATE TO DEAD PICTURES OF CHE GUEVARA AS INSPIRATIONS FOR WRITING OUT HIS GIMPY PUBLIC SPEECHES. LUCKILY I DON'T LISTEN TO ANY PRESIDENTIAL SPEAKING OR DEBATES THESE DAYS: I DON'T LISTEN TO HIP-HOP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DEFINE A TERM LIKE "CHANGE" OR "PROGRESS" ANYWAYS? ISN'T BACKWARD PROGRESSION CALLED "REGRESSION" OR SOMETHING? I'D RATHER NOT SEE MY MODERN CIVILIZATION ADVANCE "FORWARDLY" AND GRANT RIGHTS TO GROUPS OF SAVAGES WHO SHOOT EACH OTHER FOR ILLEGAL NARCOTICS AND FREELOAD OFF THE STATE WELFARE FOR A LIVING YOU FUCKING HUMANITARIAN FAGGOT HIPPIES. PEOPLE CRY ABOUT RACISM THIS AND RACISM THAT, AND THAT'S GREAT. BUT I THINK IT'S A DISCRIMINATION AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE TO LET THESE PRIMEAPE SUBSPECIES FREELY ROAM OUTSIDE OF THEIR CAGE AND WREAKING DESTRUCTION TO MANKIND. I'D RATHER ENFORCE PUBLIC POLICIES THAT ARE ONLY DISADVANTAGED TOWARDS ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE THAN POLICIES THAT ARE DISADVANTAGED TOWARDS ALL. YOU SEE, THE CAUSE FOR THE GREAT FALL OF ROME WAS NOTHING BUT A MYTH. THE ONLY REASON WHY THAT MEGA CIVILIZATION WAS DESTROYED WAS BECAUSE THEY SOCIALIZED THE STATE TO TAKE CARE OF THE POOR AND THEN THE KING'S DAUGHTER GAVE BIRTH TO SOME HALF-HUMAN BY SLEEPING WITH A NIGGER. I CERTIFY ALL THIS INFORMATION IS VERY ACCURATE BECAUSE I JUST MADE IT UP... THAT NIGGER WAS ME, I RAPED THE KING'S DAUGHTER HEHE. I AM THE WORLD'S OLDEST NIGGER... SO OLD MY GENITALIA IS STILL A MONKEY GENITALIA. I HAVE WATCHED MY PEOPLE EVOLVE SO FUCKING FAST, AT SUCH AN INCREDIBLE PACE, I MEAN AFTER HALF A MILLENNIUM WE CAN ALMOST SPEAK PROPER GRAMMATICALLY-COHERENT ENGLISH NOW AND AIN'T DAT SOME WACK SHIT MA HOMIE G MOTHAFUCKAAA!. MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL TRANSCEND THE BOUNDARIES OF JUST ZOOLOGICALLY BEING MONKEYS. UNTIL THEN, GIVE ME A BANANA AND I'LL STICK IT UNDER MY SHIRT AND ROB A FUCKING WHITE MAN'S BANK WITH IT. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW "STREET SMART" ME AND MY OTHER FILTHY PRANCING NIGGER HOMIES ARE!

FOR DISCLAIMERS, I AM NOT A RACIST PERSON. I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY YOU STUPID FUCKING DISGUSTING FAT-ASS WHITE HONKEY KKK ARAB-BOMBING FAGGOTS. THE REAL MORAL OF THE STORY A COMPLAINT THAT I ONCE SET MY ASSHOLE ON FIRE AND ENDED UP IN THE E.R. AND THE STATE REFUSED TO TREAT ME BECAUSE I AM THE WORLD'S OLDEST NIGGER. AND JUST TO PROVE THAT I AM NOT RACIST, I WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR BLACK RIGHTS ON A DAILY BASIS: OUR RIGHT TO SELL CRACK, THE RIGHT TO TALK SHIT OUT OF OUR BUCK LIPS TO EASY GENERIC 4/4 RHYTHMS IN A SPORT WE NAME "HIP-HOP", THE RIGHT TO RUN, SHOOT, AND STEAL (AND NOT ONLY IN THE SPORTS INDUSTRY), AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE RIGHT TO RAPE AND IMPREGNATE SPECIES HIGHER THAN OUR LEVEL, DESTROYING A CIVILIZATION AND BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS. WE ROCK! PASS DAT JOINT SNOOP DAWGY-DAWG! JUS PLAYIN' YA'LL, AIN'T IT BE NUTHIN BUT A G-THANG!

BLACK LIBERTY ROCKS. HAVE YOU ASSHOLES SEEN WHAT HAPPENED TO SOUTH AFRICA AND ZIMBABWE?! YUP, I WAS THE SECRETARY FOR THE AFRICAN EMPOWERMENT COMMITTEE THAT ENDED UP DEMOLISHING BOTH NATIONS INTO RUBBLES ON THE GROUND. SEEING NONE OF US IN THE AFRICAN EMPOWERMENT PARTY WERE LITERATE ANYWAYS, WE JUST DID THE NEXT THING THAT MADE THE MOST SINCE AND THAT IS HIRING A BUNCH OF FOREST CANNIBAL TRIBAL-MEN AND GOT THEM TO DO WHAT THEY DO BEST... FUCKING AND FORNICATING A TON OF GREEN MONKEYS. WE SUCKED THEM OFF IN AN ELECTION PARTY AFTERWARDS AND CONTRACTED THEIR "ÀIDS" DISEASE AND MADE IT AIRBORNE INTERNATIONALLY. IT THEN BECAME A BIOLOGICAL WARFARE USED FOR WORLD DOMINATION LIKE UMBRELLA CORPORATION. NOT THAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF BIOLOGICAL ENGINEERING, WE JUST STICK OUR DICKS IN EVERY HOLE THAT WE CAN FIND, INCLUDING REBECCA BLACK'S THIRTEEN YEAR OLD VAGINA. BUT MOST OF US DON'T EVEN GET TO PEOPLE THAT OLD. YOU GOT A TWO YEAR OLD INFANT? GIVE IT TO US SO WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS ORAL SUCTION. I'LL GIVE IT THE BLACKEST PACIFIER THAT SQUIRTS THE MOST MILK IT WILL EVER DRINK IN ITS PURE LIFE. OHH NIGGA, DAYUM IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!

GET SHOT BY A TOTALITARIAN CHINK NATION YOU FUCKING USELESS BABOONS. I HOPE NORTH KOREA TRAMPLES ACROSS YOUR STUPID LIBYA NATION AND RUN OVER ALL YOUR QUASI TWO-STORY INSTITUTIONS WITH TANKS BEFORE THE GREAT HARVEST OF YOUR NATURAL RESOURCES THAT'S MEASURABLY ENOUGH TO FEED A WHITE UPPER CLASS FAMILY OF THREE. DO YOUR OWN DIRTY ASS WORK AND REFRAIN FROM CRYING FOR INTERNATIONAL HANDOUTS FROM NON-GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THE RED ROSS YOU HOLY FUCKING INCOMPETENT ISLAMIC FAGGOTS.


THIS BAND SUCKS TOO.

TRAPPED UNDER ICE - SECRETS OF THE WORLD

1. See God

2. Believe

3. American Dreams

4. TUI

5. Gemini

6. Too True

7. The Vortex

8. Eye Hand

9. From Birth

10. Titus

11. Against The Wall

12. World I Hate

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(THIS BLOG ENTRY IS A CONTINUATION FROM THE PREVIOUS ONE. SO IF YOU HAVE YET TO READ ABOUT THE INCIDENT, PLEASE READ THE ENTRY BELOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU FUCKING CLUELESS QUADRIPLEGIC POTTY-TRAINING FAILURES.)

AS THE SITUATION GETS FUNNIER, WE WERE ALL JUST STILL SITTING HERE WAITING FOR A PRESS RELEASE FROM THIS GIMMICK MONKEY WHILE HE'S OUT THERE IN EUROPE BUSY GETTING REJECTED BY THE ABUNDANCE OF ABNORMALLY HAIRY WOMEN THAT POPULATES THERE. LOW AND BEHOLD, THE FUCKING STUPID COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT GIMMICK MONKEY POOPED SOMETHING OUT OF HIS NARROWLY TUNNELED DICKHOLE. THIS, OF COURSE, PUTS EVERY HARDCORE KID'S LACK OF A LIFE BACK ON THE HYPE AGAIN, BECAUSE NONE OF US REALLY DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST TALK SHIT ON BRIDGE NINE ALL DAY, YOU FUCKING SOCIAL REJECTS.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THIS IS THE STATEMENT THIS LACKWIT ILLITERATE NAMED "JUSTICE" ISSUED OUT:

"First off I'd like to say I'm sorry for not getting this done sooner. We've had very limited Internet access over here in Europe. There are a lot of things being said about the events in Essen a few days ago. Some are true some are not. I would first like to clarify that I didn't do what I did out of ANGER but what I thought was self defense. When I was knocked off the stage I hit my head, a lot of stuff after that is a blur. However it is clear that I took it too far and I'm sorry for that. Id like to keep the other parties name out of this, as I'm not certain if he is comfortable with being named. At end of the night I got the chance to apologize to him face to face and he accepted my apology. I think a lot of people may be unaware of that at this point. In any case, I'm very sorry to the other party involved. Im sorry to anyone who had to witness my stupid behavior. This is not typical behavior for me or my band. Don't feel discouraged to come out to the rebellion tour. Our actions do not represent the package. So again, I apologize."

OF COURSE YOU HAVE VERY LIMITED INTERNET ACCESS OVER IN EUROPE, AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE AWARE OF THE "LOT OF STUFF BEING SAID ABOUT THE EVENTS IN ESSEN FEW DAYS AGO" YOU FUCKING CONTRADICTORY FAGGOT. IT'S HARD TO HAVE BANDWIDTH RESERVED FOR BUSINESS RELATED PURPOSES WHEN YOU CONSUME ALL YOUR DOWNLOADING CAPACITY ON OLD NIGGER PORN. YOU, YOUR BAND, YOUR LABEL REPRESENTATIVES AND YOUR FAGGOT FAM-CREW MUST HAVE STAYED UP FOR SEVENTY-TWO HOURS JERKING OFF TO HATEMAILS COLLECTIVELY BEFORE YOU FELT COMPELLED TO WRITE SOMETHING BACK TO THE PUBLIC. SURE, NO INTERNET ACCESS MY ASS... NO WONDER WHY YOU'RE SO AWARE OF EVERY OUNCE OF HATE THAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE OVER THE NET RIGHT NOW. WHAT A SHIT GIMMICK STUNT THIS WAS FOR MARKETING THE GAY FAGGOTRY YOU LOOSELY DEFINE AS 'MUSIC'. SEEING THAT THIS PUBLICITY ACT YOU'VE COMMITTED MADE YOUR BAND REACH THE PEAK (AND HOPEFULLY THE DEMISE) OF ITS CAREER, YOU MIGHT AS WELL COMMIT FUCKING SUICIDE NOW YOU FUCKING TASTELESS FRUITCAKE. MAY I SUGGEST A SUICIDE METHOD? I SUGGEST YOU FAGGOTS CRYOGENICALLY TRAP YOURSELVES UNDER A CAVE OF ICE YOU UNORIGINAL FAGGOTS.

HAHAHA EVEN I AM TOO CLEVER FOR YOU, YOU GODDAMN USELESS TOOLS.

THIS FUCKING LACKWIT BRAINDEAD CHIMPANZEE SHOULD BE A POLITICIAN. BECAUSE HE SQUIRTS MORE SHIT OUT OF HIS FUCKIN MOUTH THAN I HAVE DIARRHEAS IN A YEAR (AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, MY PRIMARY CHOICE OF DIET IS THE CONSUMPTION OF LISTERINE UNTIL I'M INTOXICATED ENOUGH TO MAKE THESE STUPID BLOG ENTRIES). MAYBE THIS GUY SHOULD QUIT HIS VIOLENT CAREER AND GET A POSITION AS OBAMA'S SIDEKICK IN THE OVAL OFFICE. MAYBE THEN HE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE PATHETIC DUMP HE WAS RAISED IN, SEEING THAT GROWING UP IN BALTIMORE, MARYLAND WAS PROBABLY SUCH A TRAGEDY THAT HE'S PATHOLOGICALLY FILLED WITH THIS MUCH ABHORRENCE. TOO BAD YOU TOOK IT OUT ON THE GERMANS ACROSS THE FUCKING INTERNATIONAL PRIME MERIDIAN YOU STUPID NONSENSIBLE JERK. ANOTHER SIDE OF ME WISHES TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DID THIS FOR A PRESS STUNT, BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE WITH SUCH SHEER STUPIDITY THAT THEY WOULD STIR UP THIS SORT OF CONTROVERSY WITH THE GEO-HISTORICAL BREEDING GROUND OF WHITE TRASH NAZI'S. IF HITLER WAS STILL ALIVE HE WOULD EXTERMINATE YOU FOR TREATING HIS GREAT-GRANDSON LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING OVENED BACON. HE WOULD THEN RUB THE REMNANT OF YOUR OVER-FRIED ASHES OVER HIS CHIN AND USE IT AS HIS ARTIFICIAL MOUSTACHE WHEN HE PARADES DOWN WORKING CLASS STREETS CHANTING NOTHING BUT 'SEIG HEIL!', YOU USELESS PIECE OF JEW-DROPPING.

TUI TILL YOU FRY.

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T STAND THESE FAGGOTS. LAST TIME THEY TOURED MY CITY, I STOLE EVERYTHING FROM THEIR TOURING VAN. NOW MY CLOSET'S FILLED UP WITH NOTHING BUT DEAD WHORES, EIGHT BALLS OF METH, AND SPOONS AND NEEDLES. I CAN'T WAIT TO DO ALL THAT SHIT FOR THE NEXT SHOW JUST SO I CAN PUNCH SOME CLUELESS KID OUT TOO, AND WHEN I CRASH FROM THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF DOPE, I CAN ISSUE SOME HALF-ASSED APOLOGY THAT PRACTICALLY BEGS "PLEASE STILL COME TO OUR SHOW. MY PUNCH DOESN'T REFLECT MY PACKAGE. MY PACKAGE IS STILL SMALL AS HELL. AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, ANYONE WITH A BIGGER SACK CAN MEET UP WITH ME BACKSTAGE, SO WE CAN COMPARE PACKAGES. WE CAN COMPARE THEM SO CLOSELY THAT THEY'LL FOR SURE RUB AGAINST EACH OTHER UNTIL THE FRICTION BUILDS UP. THEN I CAN STUFF THIS WHOLE THING DOWN MY THROAT WHILE MY ROADIE PLUMBER PLUMBS MY ASSHOLE IN A TEMPERATURE SUITABLE ENOUGH FOR ME TO STAY COLD, NIGGAZ."

REPLACE YOUR VOCALIST YOU FUCKING SENSELESS FAGGOTS

EMMURE - FELONY

1. "Sunday Bacon"   2:37

2. "I Thought You Met Telly And Turned Me Into Casper"   2:53

3. "I<3 EC2"   2:45

4. "Felony"   2:47

5. "You Sunk My Battleship"   3:09

6. "The Philosophy Of Time Travel"   2:36

7. "First Impressions"   2:18

8. "R2deepthroat"   2:17

9. "Bars In Astoria"   3:28

10. "Lesson From Nichole"   2:26

11. "Don't Be One"   2:55

12. "Immaculate Misconception"   1:26

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I SWEAR I LISTENED TO THIS ALBUM AND FUCKING CRIED MYSELF INTO A LONG PERPETUAL SLEEP WHICH I'VE YET TO WAKE UP FROM. PERHAPS THAT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD BECAUSE I STILL WISH THIS IS NOTHING BUT A HORRIBLE DREAM WHICH THE DEFINITION OF NIGHTMARE CANNOT DO JUSTICE IN DESCRIBING. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND ACTUALLY ENJOYED ATTENDING SHOWS AND GOTTEN MY HEAD STOMPED INTO MY NECK BY SCRAWNY LITTLE SCENE KIDS, AS WELL AS URINATING ALL OVER THE DANCE FLOOR SO PEOPLE WOULD SLIP WHILE ATTEMPTING ROUNDHOUSES INTO EACH OTHER'S DEFORMED GROIN AREAS. THOSE WERE THE DAYS  WELL SPENT, ESPECIALLY AFTER WHEN I GOT DISHONOURABLY DISCHARGED FROM THE ARMY FOR ARBITRARILY SHOOTING HIDEOUS RAGHEADED WOMEN IN THICK TURBANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BUT NOPE, HARDCORE SCENE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME AGAIN. ALL I SEE NOWADAYS ARE FUCKING SEVENTY-FIVE POUND SUBURBAN SCENE WIGGERS IN COLLEGE FONT WRITINGS THROWING DOWN IN GRILLZ IN OBNOXIOUS COLLEGE FONT T-SHIRTS WHILE NASTY FAT-ASS METALHEADS CHARGE AT THEM LIKE MERCILESS RHINO'S ON STEROID. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO HARDCORE. I AM SIMPLY AN OLD-FAG THAT HAS AN AVERSION TO CHANGE. ESPECIALLY TOWARDS A BAND THAT NEEDS TO PULL OUT A BRASS KNUCKLE TO BEAT UP SOME FAGGOT LIKE VINCENT BENNET IN A FAGGOT SHOWDOWN AT A NEW YORK SHOW. THIS NU-METALCORE CLOWNSHOE FAGGOTRY NEEDS TO END TODAY. I AM GOING TO SHIT A NUKE IN ONE OF THESE VENUE'S TOILET ONE DAY AND WATCH IT BLOW UP DURING THE HEAVIEST BASS-DROP TO ONE OF THEIR 30,232,324,323,231,231,253 BREAKDOWNS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ALBUM. PROBLEM SOLVED! HOLY SHIT I AM SUCH A GENIUS... HIROSHIMA MUST BE PROUD.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS FRANKIE PALMERI CHARACTER FROM THIS FAGGOT BAND. HE STATES THAT HE CRIES TO THE BAYSIDE CD EVERY SINGLE NIGHT BECAUSE HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND ABORTED WHAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE UNFATHOMABLE PRODUCT OF HIS SEMEN. YEAH, BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS: A BUNCH OF TINY FRANKIE PALMERI'S RUNNING AROUND THUGGIN' AROUND AND MUGGING PEOPLE WITH BRASS KNUCKLES AND EXTENDOS AND THREATENING VICTIMS IN INCOHERENT SCREAMING DIALECTS TAUGHT BY THEIR FAT DOUCHEBAG FATHER. I BET THEIR FIRST WORDS WERE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT AND MEANINGFUL, LIKE BREE BREE ORRH ORRH YOU FUCKING LOSERS. MAYBE THOSE WERE THE FIRST AND THE LAST WORDS CONSIDERING IT WAS THE ONLY THING AUDIBLY EMITTED DURING THE FETUSES' ILLEGAL ABORTION! BAHAHAHAHAHA.

I DON'T GET WHAT THESE HARDCORE WIGGERS HAVE TO BE SO ANGRY ABOUT ALL THEIR LIVES. I MEAN YOUR INABILITY TO COMPLETE GRADE TEN MUST BE A SEVERE HANDICAP TO OBTAINING QUALITY EMPLOYMENT, BUT I HEAR THEY HAVE GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED PROGRAMS FOR LEGAL RETARDS LIKE YOURSELVES. YOU KNOW, ONES THAT DON'T INVOLVE MAKING DISGUSTING NOISES PLAYED IN YOUR GRANDPARENTS' BASEMENT WHILE THEY GAWK AT YOU IN AN CARDIAC ARREST. YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS THEN USE THE INHERITANCE MONEY TO FUND YOUR LITTLE PATHETIC TOURS WHERE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD SCENE BITTIES ARE ILLEGALLY MOLESTED IN THE BACK OF YOUR TOUR BUSES. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I SIMPLY CANNOT COME UP WITH ANOTHER RATIONALE AS TO WHAT WOULD MAKE YOUR PATHETIC TOURS WORTH IT. IF ONLY I CAN ALSO GET PAID FOR PLAYING NOTHING BUT THE OPEN CHORD FOR AN HOUR A DAY, TWO ALBUMS AN HOUR, EIGHT TRACKS PER ALBUM AND INFINITE FAGGOT PER TRACK THEN MY LIFE WOULD BE MADE AS WELL. I KNOW WE ALL LOVE HIGH ACHIEVERS: IN THIS DAY AND AGE PEOPLE WHILE PEOPLE HEAVILY COMPETE AND STRIVE TO HOLD PRESTIGIOUSLY HONOURABLE TITLES LIKE BEING DOCTORS AND LAWYERS, THESE FUCKIN PRANCING ANIMALS MAKE A LIVING OFF PALM-MUTING THE OPEN CHORD TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY. I BET YOUR PARENTS ARE SO PROUD OF YOU THEY INSTANTLY COMMITTED SUICIDE YOU FAGGOTS. BUT AT LEAST IT WOULD BE YOUR PARENTS WHO KILLED THEMSELVES, AND NOT YOUR KIDS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T END UP BEING CONCEIVED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE TALKING SHIT OVER THE SAFETY OF THE INTERNET JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH. I BET FRANKIE WOULD SMASH MY FAGGOT FACE INTO A PULP IN REAL LIFE WITHOUT A SECOND OF PAUSE.

EMMURE IS ONE OF THESE BANDS THAT NO MATTER HOW BADLY KIDS SHIT TALK ABOUT THEM, THEY STILL ATTEND THEIR SHOWS AND MOSH THE HARDEST EVERY TIME THEY COME INTO TOWN. THE SHEER HYPOCRISY OF THIS IS ASTOUNDING. EVERY TIME I PAY THIRTY DOLLARS TO SEE THIS FAGGOT BAND I GET KICKED IN MY FAT BOUNCY MAN TITS. I THEN SHIT MY PANTS AND SMEAR THE LIQUIDY RESIDUES IN MY BOXERS ALL OVER PEOPLE'S FACES. HOW DO YOU LIKE EXPERIENCING EMMURE WITH MANURE  NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?!

FUCK ME UP THE BUM PLEASE AND LISTEN TO MY SQUIRT OUT FARTS TO THE RHYTHMIC PATTERNS OF YOUR DROP-A BREAKDOWNS WOOHOO

25 TA LIFE - FRIENDSHIP, LOYALTY, COMMITMENT

1. Let The Past Be The Past
2. Pain Is Temporary
3. Hardcore Rules
4. Backfire
5. Positive Hard Core, Go
6. Friendship, Loyalty, Commitment
7. The Next Level
8. Bullet For Every Enemy
9. Over The Years
10. Refocus
11. Wise To Da Game
12. Da Low Down
13. Short Fuse
14. As One
15. Smakin' You Up

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RECENTLY I'VE BEEN SENTENCED FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS TO LIFE AS WELL IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY PENITENTIARY FOR SHOOTING UP A MENTAL HOUSE FULL OF FUCKING CLINICAL RETARDS (WHICH I WAS A PART OF). I SIMPLY CANNOT HANDLE THE REJECTIONS THEY MADE ME ENDURE ON A DAILY BASIS BY PICKING ON ME AND SHITTING IN MY LUNCH BOX. SO I PULLED INTO THE REC ROOM ONE DAY WITH A BRAND NEW AK-47 AND SHOT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF THEM. AS I WAS TRYING TO POINT THE WEAPON TOWARDS MYSELF IN MY FINAL ACT OF SUICIDAL MISERY, I REALIZED MY SHORT SCRAWNY FINGERS CANNOT REACH THE TRIGGER TO BLOW MY UGLY FUCKING HEAD OFF. LOOKS LIKE I FAIL AT LIFE AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. I WAS CAPABLE OF KILLING THREE DOZENS OF FUCKING QUADRIPLEGIC RETARDS BUT UNABLE TO EVEN SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE ULTIMATELY!! I WAS SO PATHETIC EVEN THE DEAD CASUALTIES STARTED LAUGHING AT ME. WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?!?!?! FUCK MY STUPID BULLIED LIFE!!

I LOVE BEING IN JAIL FOR VERY OBVIOUS REASONS. NUMBER ONE, AS A YOUNG FISH, YOU GET ANALLY PENETRATED IN THE SHOWER ROOM ON A DAILY BASIS WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR WILL. THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THIS, IS THAT I HAVE A HARD TIME FAKING THAT I DON'T ENJOY BEING FUCKED UP MY ASSHOOP. IF I START SCREAMING IN ORGASMIC PLEASURE, THEN NO NIGGERS WOULD WANT TO SODOMIZE ME DUE TO THE FEAR THAT I AM GAY. SO I HAVE TO PRETEND TO CRY AS I AM BEING ANALLY PUMPED DESPITE THE FACT THAT NOBODY KNOWS I AM ACTUALLY CRYING IN HAPPINESS. EVEN MORE FORTUNATELY, I SHARE THE SAME CELL WITH SOME THESE BIG JOCKEY JAILBIRDS IN "25 TA LIFE". I AM THE VOCALIST'S BITCH EVERY NIGHT WHEN HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO SPOON TO SLEEP WITH. HE MAKES ME COLOUR MY WHITE PRISON STRIPES IN PINK AND NAMES ME SALLY. I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM THAT MY NAME IS IN FACT WEBMASTER AND NOT SALLY ONLY TO GET A "SHUT THE FUCK UP" BY HIS SIXTEEN INCH ANACONDA PLUGGED INTO MY MOUTH. THEN I ASKED HIM WHEN HIS BAND IS GOING ON TOUR AND HE BEAT ME UNCONSCIOUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOURS, AS IT IS AN OBVIOUS RIDICULE CONSIDERING THEY CANNOT GO ON TOUR WHEN THEY'RE ALL LOCKED UP IN JAIL FOR SOME GAY CRIME LIKE THROWING DOWN TOO HARD IN COURT. LIFE IS TOUGH, BITCHES.

I HAD TO BLOW THE SUPREME JUDGE AND ALL THE JURIES JUST TO GET A LESSER SENTENCE AND THUS AVOID THE DEATH PENALTY. I LOVE (ORALLY) WORKING AROUND THESE LOOPHOLES IN THE COURT OF LAW. WHOEVER SAID THAT LAW AND ORDER IS IMPARTIALLY INDISCRIMINATIVE HAS NEVER TRIED BUTTFUCKING A JUDGE UNDER HIS BLACK CAPE AS HE'S MAKING A VERDICT. INDEED I AM GUILTY AND CHARGED WITH A FULL LOAD OF CUM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

ANOTHER BREATH - MILL CITY

1.Jailbreak
2.Maria
3.A Tragic Hero
4.Coward
5.Sincerity
6.I'm Pro You Shutting The Fuck Up
7.Disel And Gunpowder
8.Organized Crime
9.Spineless
10.Orange
11.Coming Home
12.Off With Your Head
13.Anchor
14.Walls Without Windows
15.Catharisis(Conclusion)

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DEAR MEMBERS,

YOUR BAND FUCKING SUCKS

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

SINCERELY FAGGOT,

WEBMASTER

(I'D SIGN THIS PIECE OF SHIT LETTER IF I KNEW HOW TO EVEN SPELL MY OWN FAGGOT NAME IN CURSIVE WRITING. I WAS EXEMPT FROM MY ENGLISH CLASSES BACK IN GRADE THREE ELEMENTARY BECAUSE I PERMANENTLY CRIPPLED MY WRIST MASTURBATING TO A BOY SITTING RIGHT BESIDE ME NAMED WYCLIEFF. THAT NIGGER THEN DISCOVERED WHAT I WAS DOING ONE DAY AND CALLED HIS HOOD TO SHOOT MY ASS. THIRTEEN BULLETS UP MY BUTTHOLE WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CONSTIPATE FOR A FULL FUCKING MONTH. I HAD TO DRINK SOUP FOR WEEKS ON END IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERY SHIT I TOOK OUTPUTTED NOTHING BUT SLUSHIES. I FLOODED THE SCHOOL'S BATHROOM WITH MY SECRETIONS SO BAD THAT WE HAD TO GET TO OUR NEXT CLASSES ON ROWING BOATS.

FUCK YOU "ANOTHER BREATH" . TAKE ANOTHER BREATH OF MY SHIT-STENCHED TIGHTIE-WHITIES YOU FAGGOTS.)