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Showing posts with label AS THE SUN SETS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AS THE SUN SETS. Show all posts

Monday, December 29, 2008

Friday, December 26, 2008

AS THE SUN SETS - LIMITED SUMMER TOUR CD DEBUT


BRIEF REVIEW:

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A FUCKING GAY AND BROKEASS GRIND ACT IS DESPERATE TO GET THEMSELVES HEARD IN THEIR CITY'S VIBRANT GAY SCENE? SIMPLE! PLAN AN INSIGNIFICANTLY EMPTY TOUR TO THE RURAL FUCKTOWNS AROUND THE URBAN METROPOLIS WITH NO MORE THAN THE SECURITY GUARD AND SOUND GUY AT EVER SHOW, AND RECORD BLASPHEMOUS NOISE ENTIRELY BEFORE DISTRIBUTING IT UNDERGROUND THROUGH HOMOEROTICA PLAYTOY VENDORS! SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES A BAND LIKE THIS THRIVE FOR SO FUCKING LONG? THEIR DADDIES MUST BE JUDGES AND DOCTORS TO SUFFICIENTLY SUPPORT SUCH AN UNPRODUCTIVE HOBBY. THEY CAN PLAY A SINGLE CHORD ON STAGE AND THEIR DEAF/MUTE FANS WILL THINK IT'S A FUCKING MASTERPIECE. I CAN BREAK FIVE FUCKING STRINGS OFF MY GUITAR AND STILL COVER EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR SONGS!

WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST IS THAT PARTISAN MUSIC CRITICS WILL REVIEW THESE ALBUMS AS "GROUNDBREAKING MATHCORE/AVANT GARDE JAZZCORE". NO YOU FUCKING GENRE-CREATING FAGGOT, THIS SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE BEETHOVEN'S NINTH SYMPHONY. GO DANCE TO YOUR TCHAIKOVSKY SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU METROSEXUAL GIMP. PSYOPUS IS MATH, AND INTO THE MOAT IS MATH. COMPARED TO TECHNICAL MATHEMATICS, THESE GUYS ARE LIKE COUNTING A SINGLE FUCKING PEA. GO CALCULATE MY THICK ASSHAIRS YOU FAGGOTS, STOP RELYING ON MOVIE PASSAGES TO OVERTAKE THE DURATION OF YOUR SONGS, YOU LIMP WRISTED FAGGOTS!

SO IT'S NOT A SURPRISE THAT THEY ACTUALLY BROKE UP. PHEW, THANK GOD. SOME OF THEM WENT INTO BURY YOUR DEAD WHILE OTHERS DECIDED TO BE FAGGOTS. WHILE FORMING BURY YOUR DEAD IS ACCEPTABLE, WHY DID THE REST DECIDE TO JOIN DAUGHTERS? SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU STOP?

ALSO, HOW DO YOU PLAY A SHOW IN RHODES ISLAND WITHOUT FALLING OFF THE FUCKING MAP ANYWAYS? I'M REALLY CURIOUS TO KNOW. FUCK YOU.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

AS THE SUN SETS - 7744

1. Hay Is For Horses
2. I Saw The Saturday Night Sky Over 195 Explode
3. I've Run Over Black Cats That Were Luckier Than Me
4. Hidden Noise Track #1
5. While Others Attend Chatrooms With Erections
6. Feed The Scenesters To The Lions
7. Untitled One
8. Untitled Two
9. Sweet Merciful Crap
10. Borderline Sarcasm
11. Hidden Noise Track #2
12. Hidden Noise Track #3


BRIEF REVIEW:

HOLY SHIT, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE CARED TO COMPROMISE OVERDOSING THROUGHOUT MY HOLIDAYS AND ACTUALLY GAVE TWO-SHITS ABOUT UPDATING THIS FUCKING JUNK. IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE NO NEED SEEING THAT YOU APE FAGGOTS ARE HAVING A BALL IN THE COMMENT BOX. WHY AM I NOT INVITED TO THE PARTY GOING ON INSIDE OF MY OWN HOUSE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT BULLIES? STOP ALIENATING ME! IT'S THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT, SHOULDN'T I BE INCLUDED IN THIS WHOLE CHRISTMAS FESTIVITY BULLSHIT YOU STUPID FILTHY NEGRO-RESEMBLING ORANGUTANGS?

ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS WAS A BRAND NEW BIKE UNDERNEATH MY CHIMNEY, AND INSTEAD ALL I GOT FROM SANTA WAS A FUCKING UNFORGETTABLE ANAL-PROBE. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKED FUCKS. ACTUALLY, FUCK ON, BECAUSE IT WORKS BETTER. BUT JUST REMEMBER, FUCKING UPSIDE DOWN AND YOU PRODUCE A CUTE LITTLE OFFSPRING LIKE ME!

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE WHILE TRYING TO IGNITE THE CANDLES TO YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT HANNUKAH CANDLE HOLDER YOU STUPID OVEN-BAKING JEWS.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

AS THE SUN SETS - 8949

1. Your Beauty is a Car Wreck I do Concur 01:07
2. If I've Said it Once I've Said it a Thousand Times, Pyrotechnics, Pyrotechnics, Pyrotechnics 00:33
3. Remember When I Didn't Say What I Wanted to Say 00:38
4. Untitled Three 00:23
5. Black on Black and So Much Class 01:57


BRIEF REVIEW:

ALL HAIL AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED NUMBER TWO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I SERIOUSLY CANNOT FATHOM HOW SOME PEOPLE CAN CALL THEMSELVES MUSICIANS WHEN THEIR DEBUT ALBUMS CONSIST OF FIVE TRACKS AND UNDER FIVE MINUTES. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE ASSHOLES? NO WONDER WHY THEY DISBANDED AFTER A WHILE OF WANKING THIS "MUSICAL" MOCKERY, BUT THEN THEY JUST TOTALLY RUINED ALL THEIR MUSICAL CREDENTIALS ONCE AGAIN BY REGROUPING INTO WHAT IS NOW DAUGHTERS!

I'LL DRY HUMP YOUR DAUGHTER UNTIL HER SKELETAL STRUCTURES BREAK, REGARDLESS OF HER AGE. OLD ENOUGH TO SEE? OLD ENOUGH FOR ME! LAST TIME I FUCKED A PREGNANT BITCH WITHOUT PROTECTIONS, I CUMMED INSIDE OF HER PHYSICAL ANATOMY SO HARD THAT I ALSO IMPREGNATED HER FEMALE FETUS! HOW'S THAT FOR KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE YOU STUPID FUCKS? WOW, I LOVE HOW AMAZINGLY TALENTED I AM AND I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE PROUD OF MYSELF... THAT WAS UNTIL THE COURT ORDERED ME TO PAY TWO SETS OF DIFFERENT CHILD SUPPORT! AHH! FUCK MY FINANCIALLY IMPOVERISHED LIFE!

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A FUCKING HIJAB TO WEAR AROUND MY HEAD AT ALL TIMES TO EMBRACE THE PAKISTANI CULTURE SO THAT WAY I CAN BE HIRED TO WORK AT THE BACK OF A SHWARMA RESTUARANT WHERE I SHIT IN THEIR CURRY SAUCES LACED WITH COCKROACH EGGS. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING ABDUL? STRANGLE ME WITH THE TURBAN STOLEN FROM YOUR WIFE THAT WAS SET UP BY AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE? HAHAHAHA VILE FAGGOTS.