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Showing posts with label GLASS CASKET. Show all posts
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

GLASS CASKET - DESPERATE MAN'S DIARY


1 Phenomenon
2 Too Scared To Live
3 Genesis
4 Less Like Humans
5 A Cork Stops The Whinning
6 Post Trumatic Death
7 I Slept
8 The Redeemer
9 Name Above All Names


Brief Review

A DESPERATE MAN'S DIARY? THIS IS BASICALLY MY PUBLICIZED DIARY OF A DESPERATE MAN! EVERY NIGHT WHEN I TUCK MY HANDS INTO MY PANTS TO FONDLE MY MINUSCULE SIZED BALLS, I AM ALWAYS REMINDED OF WHAT I WILL NEVER ACHIEVE - AND THAT MY FRIEND, IS ANY FORM OF SEXUAL INTIMACY! OUT OF DESPERATION, I CUT A HOLE IN MY SPECIALLY DESIGNED RICKY MARTIN PILLOW AND HUMP THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT, BUT SOMEHOW MANAGED TO CONTRACT AIDS THEREAFTER DUE TO THE NATURE OF THAT SKANKY BITCH! HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN, YOU ASK? HELP! I'M LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA!

EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING REMOTELY NON-HETEROSEXUAL, THOSE FAGGOTS FROM KANSAS PICKET OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WITH THEIR GOD HATES FAGS SIGNS! WOW, PEOPLE SURE KNOW HOW TO GET TO MY MOST INNER-FLAMBOYANTLY SENSITIVE SIDE! OUT OF FURIOUS ANGER, I SET ALL THEIR ANUSES ON FIRE WHILE BLASTING GAY SATANIC BANDS LIKE BURZUM! THAT'S RIGHT YOU FAGGOT METALHEADS, ALL OF YOU!

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT I RAPED THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF THAT MOANING VIRGIN MARY BITCH, JESUS WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN! WHY DON'T YOU START A NEW REVELATION CHAPTER ABOUT THAT YOU QUEERMUFFS!

DIE

Monday, October 22, 2007

GLASS CASKET - WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY


1 Pencil Lead Syringe
2 And So It Was Said
3 Fisted And Forgotten
4 Fearfully And Wonderfully Made
5 Cellar Door
6 Chew Your Fingers
7 Scarlet Paint And Gasoline
8 In Between The Sheets
9 A Gray A.M. You Will Never Get To See


Brief Review:

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BAND MAKES ME WET MYSELF, IN EXCEPTION TO THE METALHEADS THAT ATTEND THEIR SHOWS THINKING IT'S THEIR STYLE OF MUSIC, I'M SORRY. THOSE GREASY REPULSIVE BASTARDS ARE IN A DESPERATE NEED OF A HAIRCUT, FOLLOWED BY A LOBOTOMY. THEN WE'LL CAGE THEM UP AND USE THEM FOR RADIOACTIVE EXPERIMENTS THOSE PUTRID FUCKS -- THE METALHEADS, OF COURSE.

ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE TOPIC, GIVE THIS BAND A LISTEN. SWEET FUCKING PIG SQUEALS.