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Showing posts with label THE AGONY OF CARL MUDDING. Show all posts
Showing posts with label THE AGONY OF CARL MUDDING. Show all posts

Thursday, October 30, 2008

THE AGONY OF CARL MUDDING - EP


01 - THE AGONY OF CARL MUDDING
02 - YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD
03 - UNSEDATED MUTILATION
04 - MENTICIDE


BRIEF REVIEW:

EXCELLENT BAND THAT WILL MAKE YOU CREAM ALL OVER YOUR GONORRHEA-INFESTED PANTIES YOU DIAPER-WEARING INFANT FAGGOTS. FORTUNATELY ENOUGH, THEIR VOCALIST SAT DOWN TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH US PRIOR TO THE RELEASE OF THIS BRILLIANT EP. EXPECT BIG THINGS IN THE FUTURE YOU NIGGERS! THEIR UPCOMING LABEL DEBUT SHALL BE THE RELEASE OF THE DECADE. LET THE INTERVIEW BEGIN!
SO MATT, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE INTERVIEWED FOR DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR??

It feels sweet.

QUESTION ONE, WHO IS THE BIGGER FAGGOT... YOU, OR ME?

You.

HOW COME? *SNIFF SNIFF* WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HURTING MY FAGGOT-LOVING FEELINGS?

Because faggots are fucking weird

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR DEAR FRIEND, ME?

I guess so if you are truly gay.

WANT TO GIVE ME A BEAUTIFUL HAND TO PULL ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET?

Possibly?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF METALHEADS IN THIS GENERATION?

A lot of them are dickheads.

WHY? BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE COCK?

Sure, thats a good reason.

DO YOU LIKE MY COCK?

Sorry I don't like cock, I'm not a faggot metalhead.

HAHA, LET'S BOW DOWN TO 666, THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

Okay then, queer.

FUCK OFF AND LET ME PUSH MOSH IN PEACE!

Push moshing is for faggots who like to get cocks pushed up their ass.

DO YOU LIKE TO PUSH MOSH?

No, push moshing is weak.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY TO ALL HETEROSEXUALLY-DEPRIVED METALHEADS WORLDWIDE?

I hate you all, go kill yourselves.
HAHAHA, WHAT A BRILLIANTLY CONDUCTED INTERVIEW. WORTH THE DOWNLOAD NOW FOR SURE!