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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label GIRLS WHO RUN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GIRLS WHO RUN. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

GIRLS WHO RUN - LAMBGOAT PEOPLE

01 TWO DEGREES BELOW
02 AMBER
03 XANNEBOWMANX
04 INKONGUDUNK & TODIEFOR
05 SHAOLINLAMBKILLER
06 SAY10ORDIE
07 EVAMARIE
08 SIFL
09 AMANDA MICHELLE
10 SEKIO
11 RAVENOUSMURDER
12 THE SHOUT OUTS SONG (PART ONE)
13 XANDREW FROM DENVERX
14 TWELVE GAYGE VALENTINE
15 ENVIRONMENT
16 BRAVEDENER
17 XSHAT_CREWX BEATDOWN
18 HARKIN RULES!
19 HOOKER
20 PLEASEDIE
21 GOD & DIE DIE DIE
22 NOTME
23 SUFFER
24 HURRICANT


BRIEF REVIEW:

IT ABSOLUTELY DEFIES LOGIC WHY I WOULD EVER BOTHER TO PUT A DEAD AND OBSOLETE MUSIC PROJECT THAT WAS A TRIBUTE TO WHAT IS BY FAR THE GAYEST ATROCITY ON THE NET OTHERWISE UNFORTUNATELY KNOWN AS "LAMBGOAT.COM". IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LAMBGOAT IS, CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING BORN JUST YESTERDAY AND THUS PROBABLY ENJOY LISTENING TO DEATHCORE AS WELL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, ALLOW ME TO TAKE MY SWEET FUCKING TIMES IN MY CURRENTLY OLD-AND-LONELY WIDOW DAYS AND EXPLAIN TO YOU FUCKING GRANDSONS WHAT THIS ABSURDITY IS ABOUT. 

WHAT IS NOW AN EXTREMELY VILE PIT OF HERMAPHRODITES THAT COMPRISE OF LAMBGOAT WAS ONCE AN INTERNET OUTLET FOR HARDCORE AND ALBUMS NEWS AND REVIEWS. OVER THE YEARS DUE ITS SUCCESSFUL WEB DEVELOPMENT AND PROMOTION (BUT PERHAPS MAINLY LUCK), THE WEBSITE'S ENTREPRENEURIAL FORUM EXPANDED TO BE ONE OF THE MOST CLAUSTROPHOBICALLY GROTESQUE MESSAGE BOARDS OF THE NET. POPULATED BY MAINLY DISGRUNTLED METALHEAD OGRES AND HARDCORE TOUGH-GUYS ALL OVER THE WORLD ALIKE, THIS WEBSITE IS NOW THE LARGEST SOCIAL GATHERING OF CONSISTING OF SEXUALLY-DEPRIVED AND OVERWEIGHT VIRGIN FAGGOTS ELICITING UPON EACH OTHER THE HOSTILITIES DERIVED FROM THEIR VARIOUS SOCIAL/SEXUAL INADEQUACIES IN REAL LIFE. AS IF THIS ISN'T PATHETICALLY ABSURD ENOUGH, THE SO-CALLED "LAMBGOAT SUB-CULTURE" HAS BEEN SPREADING LIKE UNPROTECTED SEXUAL PLAGUES IN UGANDA, CONSUMING EVERYTHING REMOTELY HETEROSEXUAL OR RATIONAL IN THE HEADLINES OF CURRENT EVENTS IN RELATION TO METAL AND HARDCORE WITH PAINFULLY BLAND INSULTS AND GIMMICKS. NO DEROGATORY CRITICISM WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THE REDUNDANT OVERUSE OF THE WORD "FAGGOT", A VERSATILE NOUN/ADJECTIVE/VERB THAT STRIKES INTO HEART OF THE MOST SENSITIVE AND SELF-CONSCIOUSLY NAIVE NEWBIES AND DISCOURAGING THEM FROM EVER VISITING THE FAGGOT WEBSITE AGAIN. HOW ABOUT YOU OLD REGULARS GO DWEP YOUR LIVES IN AN AIDS-INFESTED FIRE YOU FUCKING USELESS FAGGOTS?

JUST LIKE ANY OTHER RIDICULOUS ELITE HIERARCHAL MEMBERSHIP-BASED INTERNET CULTS, YOUR QUALITY OF POSTS DEFINITELY DO NOT MATTER IN CONTRAST TO YOUR NUMBER OF POSTS AND MEMBERSHIP SENIORITY. YOU CAN POST A VALID POST-SECONDARY PHD THESIS ABOUT THE SOCIOLOGICAL FAGGOTRY OF THE METAL SCENE,  AND YOU'LL STILL BE FLAMED AND LABELLED AS A RAMPANT HOMOSEXUAL BY MOST. BUT, WHEREAS IF SOME FUCKING OLD-SCHOOL DICKHEAD LIKE XSHAT_CREWX OR CKK COMES IN AND DESCRIBES THE TEXTURE OF HIS MOST RECENT DUMP, THE POST IMMEDIATELY BECOMES A MASTERPIECE AS IT'S HIGHJACKED BY 100+ REPLIESTHANKFULLY THOSE ARE THE SAME POSTS THAT HELP ME GET BY MY UNEVENTFUL DAYS, AS THEY'RE EXTREMELY LOVELY AND STIMULATING FOR MY FUCKING APPETITE FOR I AM THE FAT OGRE AND ENDURING THROUGH MIDDLE AGE MASTURBATING TO R. KELLY YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND PERHAPS THIS IS WHY I LOATHE THE LAMBGOAT COMMUNITY SO MUCH, BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LURK SOME REGULAR FAGGOT'S PROFILE IT REMINDS ME OF HOW INSIGNIFICANT AND UNWORTHY OF LIVING MY OWN GODDAMN LIFE IS. WILL SOMEBODY RECOMMEND SOME SOCIALIZED THERAPY FOR MY POOR IMPOVERISHED ASS PLEASE? GIVE AT LEAST SOME CARE EVER ... PRETTY PLEASE?

JUST AS YOU THINK EVERYTHING CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY GAYER, THIS SOLO PROJECT IS RELEASED IN TRIBUTE TO THAT INTOLERABLE SHITHOLE COMMUNITY! MAJORITY OF THESE HORRENDOUS SONGS ARE BASED ON SERENADING THE RESPECTIVE MEMBER(S) INDICATED BY THE SONG NAME. JUST LIKE THE MEMBERS THE TITLES REPRESENT, THESE TRACKS ARE SOME OF THE WORST FUCKING ANNOYANCES POSSIBLY KNOWN TO MANKIND. THE FACT THAT THIS ALBUM SUCKS ASS IS NOTHING SHORT OF IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S COMPOSED AND REPRESENTED BY ITS ELITIST-MEMBERS WHO ARE ALSO OVERLY CRITICAL OF FUCKING SHITTY MUSIC. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT, , YOU FUCKING NO_INNOCENT_HYPOCRITES! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ... WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS GO GET A SECOND JOB, JOIN THE ARMY AND STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW YOUR MINIMUM WAGE BECAUSE TOP RAMEN'S AREN'T ACTUALLY THAT BAD OF FOOD?

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD LITTLE BOYS ... MOMMY AND DADDY AIN'T GONNA SUPPORT YOU ALL YOUR LIFE


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