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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

TRAPPED UNDER ICE - SECRETS OF THE WORLD

1. See God
2. Believe
3. American Dreams
4. TUI
5. Gemini
6. Too True
7. The Vortex
8. Eye Hand
9. From Birth
10. Titus
11. Against The Wall
12. World I Hate


BRIEF REVIEW:

(THIS BLOG ENTRY IS A CONTINUATION FROM THE PREVIOUS ONE. SO IF YOU HAVE YET TO READ ABOUT THE INCIDENT, PLEASE READ THE ENTRY BELOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU FUCKING CLUELESS QUADRIPLEGIC POTTY-TRAINING FAILURES.)

AS THE SITUATION GETS FUNNIER, WE WERE ALL JUST STILL SITTING HERE WAITING FOR A PRESS RELEASE FROM THIS GIMMICK MONKEY WHILE HE'S OUT THERE IN EUROPE BUSY GETTING REJECTED BY THE ABUNDANCE OF ABNORMALLY HAIRY WOMEN THAT POPULATES THERE. LOW AND BEHOLD, THE FUCKING STUPID COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT GIMMICK MONKEY POOPED SOMETHING OUT OF HIS NARROWLY TUNNELED DICKHOLE. THIS, OF COURSE, PUTS EVERY HARDCORE KID'S LACK OF A LIFE BACK ON THE HYPE AGAIN, BECAUSE NONE OF US REALLY DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST TALK SHIT ON BRIDGE NINE ALL DAY, YOU FUCKING SOCIAL REJECTS.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THIS IS THE STATEMENT THIS LACKWIT ILLITERATE NAMED "JUSTICE" ISSUED OUT:

"First off I'd like to say I'm sorry for not getting this done sooner. We've had very limited Internet access over here in Europe. There are a lot of things being said about the events in Essen a few days ago. Some are true some are not. I would first like to clarify that I didn't do what I did out of ANGER but what I thought was self defense. When I was knocked off the stage I hit my head, a lot of stuff after that is a blur. However it is clear that I took it too far and I'm sorry for that. Id like to keep the other parties name out of this, as I'm not certain if he is comfortable with being named. At end of the night I got the chance to apologize to him face to face and he accepted my apology. I think a lot of people may be unaware of that at this point. In any case, I'm very sorry to the other party involved. Im sorry to anyone who had to witness my stupid behavior. This is not typical behavior for me or my band. Don't feel discouraged to come out to the rebellion tour. Our actions do not represent the package. So again, I apologize."

OF COURSE YOU HAVE VERY LIMITED INTERNET ACCESS OVER IN EUROPE, AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE AWARE OF THE "LOT OF STUFF BEING SAID ABOUT THE EVENTS IN ESSEN FEW DAYS AGO" YOU FUCKING CONTRADICTORY FAGGOT. IT'S HARD TO HAVE BANDWIDTH RESERVED FOR BUSINESS RELATED PURPOSES WHEN YOU CONSUME ALL YOUR DOWNLOADING CAPACITY ON OLD NIGGER PORN. YOU, YOUR BAND, YOUR LABEL REPRESENTATIVES AND YOUR FAGGOT FAM-CREW MUST HAVE STAYED UP FOR SEVENTY-TWO HOURS JERKING OFF TO HATEMAILS COLLECTIVELY BEFORE YOU FELT COMPELLED TO WRITE SOMETHING BACK TO THE PUBLIC. SURE, NO INTERNET ACCESS MY ASS... NO WONDER WHY YOU'RE SO AWARE OF EVERY OUNCE OF HATE THAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE OVER THE NET RIGHT NOW. WHAT A SHIT GIMMICK STUNT THIS WAS FOR MARKETING THE GAY FAGGOTRY YOU LOOSELY DEFINE AS 'MUSIC'. SEEING THAT THIS PUBLICITY ACT YOU'VE COMMITTED MADE YOUR BAND REACH THE PEAK (AND HOPEFULLY THE DEMISE) OF ITS CAREER, YOU MIGHT AS WELL COMMIT FUCKING SUICIDE NOW YOU FUCKING TASTELESS FRUITCAKE. MAY I SUGGEST A SUICIDE METHOD? I SUGGEST YOU FAGGOTS CRYOGENICALLY TRAP YOURSELVES UNDER A CAVE OF ICE YOU UNORIGINAL FAGGOTS.

HAHAHA EVEN I AM TOO CLEVER FOR YOU, YOU GODDAMN USELESS TOOLS.

THIS FUCKING LACKWIT BRAINDEAD CHIMPANZEE SHOULD BE A POLITICIAN. BECAUSE HE SQUIRTS MORE SHIT OUT OF HIS FUCKIN MOUTH THAN I HAVE DIARRHEAS IN A YEAR (AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, MY PRIMARY CHOICE OF DIET IS THE CONSUMPTION OF LISTERINE UNTIL I'M INTOXICATED ENOUGH TO MAKE THESE STUPID BLOG ENTRIES). MAYBE THIS GUY SHOULD QUIT HIS VIOLENT CAREER AND GET A POSITION AS OBAMA'S SIDEKICK IN THE OVAL OFFICE. MAYBE THEN HE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE PATHETIC DUMP HE WAS RAISED IN, SEEING THAT GROWING UP IN BALTIMORE, MARYLAND WAS PROBABLY SUCH A TRAGEDY THAT HE'S PATHOLOGICALLY FILLED WITH THIS MUCH ABHORRENCE. TOO BAD YOU TOOK IT OUT ON THE GERMANS ACROSS THE FUCKING INTERNATIONAL PRIME MERIDIAN YOU STUPID NONSENSIBLE JERK. ANOTHER SIDE OF ME WISHES TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DID THIS FOR A PRESS STUNT, BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE WITH SUCH SHEER STUPIDITY THAT THEY WOULD STIR UP THIS SORT OF CONTROVERSY WITH THE GEO-HISTORICAL BREEDING GROUND OF WHITE TRASH NAZI'S. IF HITLER WAS STILL ALIVE HE WOULD EXTERMINATE YOU FOR TREATING HIS GREAT-GRANDSON LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING OVENED BACON. HE WOULD THEN RUB THE REMNANT OF YOUR OVER-FRIED ASHES OVER HIS CHIN AND USE IT AS HIS ARTIFICIAL MOUSTACHE WHEN HE PARADES DOWN WORKING CLASS STREETS CHANTING NOTHING BUT 'SEIG HEIL!', YOU USELESS PIECE OF JEW-DROPPING.

TUI TILL YOU FRY.

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T STAND THESE FAGGOTS. LAST TIME THEY TOURED MY CITY, I STOLE EVERYTHING FROM THEIR TOURING VAN. NOW MY CLOSET'S FILLED UP WITH NOTHING BUT DEAD WHORES, EIGHT BALLS OF METH, AND SPOONS AND NEEDLES. I CAN'T WAIT TO DO ALL THAT SHIT FOR THE NEXT SHOW JUST SO I CAN PUNCH SOME CLUELESS KID OUT TOO, AND WHEN I CRASH FROM THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF DOPE, I CAN ISSUE SOME HALF-ASSED APOLOGY THAT PRACTICALLY BEGS "PLEASE STILL COME TO OUR SHOW. MY PUNCH DOESN'T REFLECT MY PACKAGE. MY PACKAGE IS STILL SMALL AS HELL. AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, ANYONE WITH A BIGGER SACK CAN MEET UP WITH ME BACKSTAGE, SO WE CAN COMPARE PACKAGES. WE CAN COMPARE THEM SO CLOSELY THAT THEY'LL FOR SURE RUB AGAINST EACH OTHER UNTIL THE FRICTION BUILDS UP. THEN I CAN STUFF THIS WHOLE THING DOWN MY THROAT WHILE MY ROADIE PLUMBER PLUMBS MY ASSHOLE IN A TEMPERATURE SUITABLE ENOUGH FOR ME TO STAY COLD, NIGGAZ."

REPLACE YOUR VOCALIST YOU FUCKING SENSELESS FAGGOTS

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