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Showing posts with label WEEKEND NACHOS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WEEKEND NACHOS. Show all posts

Friday, April 13, 2012

WEEKEND NACHOS - UNFORGIVABLE

1. Nights
2. 2009
3. Elevated Tracks
4. Rejected Psychopath
5. Shot In The Head
6. Unholy Victory
7. First To Burn
8. Pain Over Acceptance
9. A Few Blocks South
10. Reason To Die
11. Balance Of Power
12. Unforgivable


BRIEF REVIEW:

OH LOOK ANOTHER PRETENTIOUS CRUSTY SLUDGECORE BAND THAT SEEMS TO BE MAINSTREAM AROUND POST-SCENE KIDS OF 2006 NOWADAYS. IS THERE A FAGGOT REASON WHY THIS GENRE IS SO PREVALENT NOWADAYS AMONGST HARDCORE KIDS WHO HAS NEVER ADMITTED TO LIKING METALCORE FOUR YEARS AGO? YOUR HARM'S WAY T-SHIRT AND AGNOSTIC FRONT SHORTS DON'T HIDE THE FACT THAT YEARS AGO YOU USED TO BE INTO BRING ME THE HORIZON AND PARKWAY DRIVE YOU FUCKING STUPID SPOILED SUBURBAN TWATS. AS FOR "WEEKEND NACHOS", WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE NAME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS? THE ONLY WEEKEND NACHOS I EAT IS THE CREAMY TACO INGREDIENTS OFF SOME NEXT FAT ROOMMATE'S BUM BUM. WANNA SHARE SOME WITH ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?

I LOVE HOW STRAIGHT EDGE BANDS NAME THEIR BAND SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS REALLY TRIVIAL, TO MAKE IT SEEM AS IF THEY DON'T NEED DRUGS AND ALCOHOL OR OTHER FORMS OF STIMULATION TO ENJOY THE TRIVIAL EVERYDAY MINUTIAE ASPECTS OF LIFE THAT NORMAL DRUG INDUCERS OVERLOOK, SUCH AS EATING NACHOS ON WEEKENDS. I GUESS THAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THAT NAME. WELL WAKE UP YOU STUPID PRETENTIOUS FUCKS, JUST BECAUSE I SNORT A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF COCAINE OFF SOME VIETNAMNESE HOOKER'S UNSHAVEN PUSSY ON A WEEKEND BASIS IN SOME CHEAP ASS RUB-AND-TUB IN BROOKLYN, DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HAVE NACHOS ON WEEKENDS EITHER, YOU DUMBASS IDIOTS. DON'T BE SO DELUSIONAL AS TO THINK THAT YOU CAN ONLY BE CLEAN IN TERMS OF ADDITION IN ORDER TO ENJOY THE FINER THINGS OF LIFE. THE PERKS OF NOT BEING STRAIGHT EDGE IS THAT I CAN BREAK INTO A FINE WINERY AND STEAL 50,000 BOTTLES OF EXPENSIVE WINE TO DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH IN MY CHEAP ASS GOVERNMENT HOUSING UNIT TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL LIKE AN ARISTOCRAT. WHILE YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, SITS YOUR ASS AT HOME AND PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHILE GETTING NO SLEEP BECAUSE YOU'RE WIRED OFF REDBULLS (ALSO TELL ME HOW THE FUCK THAT WORKS YOU STUPID IDIOTIC STRAIGHT EDGE FUCK-TWATS? ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW MUCH CONCENTRATE OF CAFFEINE AND UNHEALTHINESS IN GENERAL ARE IN THOSE THINGS? PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU CAN STILL BE "EDGE"? I'D RATHER PLUG AMPHETAMINE PILLS UP MY GROTESQUE BUTTHOLE.)

I'M SO SICK OF THESE NEW CRUSTCORE BANDS COMING OUT THAT SOUNDS QUARTER SLUDGE, QUARTER DOOM, QUARTER CRUST, QUARTER POWERVIOLENCE AND ALL FAGGOT. BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS POPULAR WITH THE HARDCORE SCENE NOWADAYS, WE TEND TO GET THE MOST FUCKED UP MIXES OF CROWDS EVER. LIKE THE NASTY ASS PUNK CROWD WHO PANHANDLES IN THE CITY CENTRAL WITH THEIR PITBULLS COMING TO A SHOW AND THINKING THEY RUN SHITTHE NEXT PREPUBESCENT STREET PUNK MUNCHKIN I SEE WITH A BIKE VEST, SLOPPILY SEWN STUDS PATCHES AND SOME UNCANNY LOOKING MOHAWK (WHO TRIES TO GET ALL THE ANGER AND FRUSTRATION REPRESSED FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO FIT IN THEIR MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASSES AND BEING BEATEN BY THEIR RAGING ALCOHOLIC FATHER AT HOME) WILL BE MOLESTED UP THEIR REAR CANAL SO FUCKING HARD BY MY 1.35 FEET SCHLONG THAT THEY'LL NEED TO BE HOSPITALIZED AFTERWARDS FOR GONORRHEA. AND THEN YOUR PARENTS WILL BRING YOU WEEKEND NACHOS AS YOU LAY ON YOUR ALMOST-DEATHBED THINKING WHAT A STUPID FOOL YOU ARE DRESSING LIKE YOU'RE ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE JUST ABOUT THE MOST INSTITUTIONALIZED AS YOU EVER COULD BE.

FUCKING DUMBASS KIDS.