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Showing posts with label SOLIDARITY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SOLIDARITY. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

SOLIDARITY - CHANGES ARE WHAT BRINGS US HOME

1. SOLID PARTY!
2. YOU WERE NOT THERE
3. CHANGES ARE WHAT BRINGS US HOME
4. YOUNG AND RESTLESS
5. WHERE I CAME FROM
6. TEN YEARS
7. SAFETY
8. CHICAGO
9. THE GREAT PASS
10. LOSING TIME
11. OUR LAST CHANCE


BRIEF REVIEW:

I HATE POSI-HARDCORE BANDS. WHY MUST YOU BE SO FUCKING POSITIVE AND RUIN MY DAY FOR YOU FUCKING ARROGANT BASTARDS? DO YOU HAVE THE ABSOLUTE NEEDS TO MAKE A CONTRAST OF MY HOW MUCH STUPID FUCKING LIFE SUCKS? PLEASE STOP EXISTING IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I DO! WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING COMPASSION FOR POOR MISERABLE OVERAGED MANHAGS LIKE ME?

I HATE ATTENDING THESE GUY'S SHOWS BECAUSE EVERY TIME I ENTER THE FUCKING TINY ASS VENUE, I'M SUFFOCATED BY YOUNG PREPUBSCENT TEENAGE MYSPACE BABES WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE. SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING THEIR SHOW AS I PAID FOR, I SPEND MOST OF THE TIME BEHIND A FEMALE TOILET ISLE JERKING OFF TO THEIR DISPOSED TAMPONS. I'M NOT A PERVERT I SWEAR! JUST EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY LONELY. AFTER JIZZING IN MY WET PANTS WITHOUT CLEANING IT WITH TOILET PAPER, I WALK BACK INTO THE MOSH ARENA WITH MY DICK STUCK TO THE ZIPPERS. HOW EXACTLY DO YOU HARDCORE DANCE WITH AN INTENSIVE BONER STUCK RIGHT IN BETWEEN YOUR FUCKING GIRL JEANS? I SIMPLY CAN'T! THEN I GO OUT AND ATTEMPT A SPIN-KICK ONLY TO SNAP MY BONER IN HALF... OH NO! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO JERK OFF FURTHERMORE IF MY MINISCULE BONER REQUIRES A CAST?

LOOKS LIKE I'LL NEVER GET TO IMPRESS ANYONE AND STAY A FUCKING IMPOTENT VIRGIN PAST MY MID FIFITIES!!

(OH HEY LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST I GET TO PLUG THE HALF OF MY SNAPPED DICK INTO MY OWN ASSHOLE FOR RAMPANT STIMULATION! HURRAY THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!)