THE END - WITHIN DIVIDIA

1 These Walls
2 Fetesque
3 The Sense Of Reverence
4 The Scent Of Elegance
5 organelle (In She We Lust)
6 Dear Martyr
7 Orthodox Unparalleled
8 Of Fist And Flame

Brief Review

OH LOOK, IT'S THE SOPHOMORE ALBUM RELEASED BY THESE ENGLISH MAJORS BEFORE THEY DROWNED IN THEIR OWN INGENIOUS MADNESS AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAD THEIR FUCKING BAND TURNED INTO SHIT BY BECOMING A BUNCH OF TOOL(S)! ABSOLUTELY NO PUN INTENDED FOR YOU FAGGOTS WHO WISH TO CRITICIZE ME FOR MY LAME JOKES THAT I HAVE BEEN FARTING OUT THROUGHOUT THE PAST HALF A YEAR! OH MAN, HOW DO YOU DICKHEADS TOLERATE ME? WHAT WAS THAT? YOU DON'T? FUCK OFF!

WHAT ARE YOU COCK MUNCHERS GOING TO DO NOW? BETRAY MY WEBSITE AND GO VISIT DEATHCORE-IS-SEXY? HAHAHA YOU MISERABLE PILE OF WORTHLESS HUMAN REMAINS! YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEVER YOUR PENIS AND STRETCH THE FORESKIN ACROSS YOUR BALDING SCALP LIKE A RUBBER CONDOM ALL THE WAY DOWN YOUR FUCKING NOSE, AND ASPHYXIATE YOUR RETARDED SELF TO DEATH, AND THEN HAVE YOUR DISGUSTING CORPSE BURIED IN THE UNWANTED CORNER OF YOUR FAMILY'S HOMOEROTIC KINGDOM! THE ONLY PEOPLE FEELING SORRY FOR YOU ARE THOSE WHO ARE LIKE STEVIE WONDER: BLIND, BLACK, AND POSSIBLY DEAF AND MUTE TOO DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE CANNOT HIT A SINGLE NOTE FOR SHIT!

THAT HIGHLY RESPECTED MACACA WOULD BE BETTER OFF TAKING VOCALS FOR A GOREGRIND BAND! IMAGINE BLACK MEN WITH LONG PONY TAILS AND A CRYTOPSY SHIRTS. OH GOD, WHERE'S THAT PREDICTED METEOR THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF OUR GALAXY... JUST HIT THIS PLANET ALREADY.

THE END - TRANSFER TRACHEA REVERBERATIONS FROM POINT: FALSE OMNISCIENT

1. Her (Inamorata)
2. Opalescence.I
3. Opalescence.II
4. The Asphyxiation of Lisa-Claire
5. For Mankind, Limited Renewal
6. Sonnet
7. Entirety In Infancy

Brief Review

SORRY, DID SOMEBODY CATCH THE TITLE OF THIS ALBUM LIKE I JUST DID? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF MENTALLY DEFUNCT DYSLEXIC HANDICAP? BY THE TIME I FULLY READ THROUGH THAT TITLE, THE ALBUM HAS ALREADY LOOPED THREE FUCKING TIMES. CAN'T YOU USE SIMPLE ENGLISH, WITH BASIC WORDS LIKE APPLE, ORANGE, PENIS AND BUTTHOLE? WHY IS IT THAT TECHNICAL METAL BANDS HAVE TO BE SO PRETENTIOUS THAT IT GIVES ME A FUCKING MIGRAINE? AHHH.

I WANT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC, NOT GO ON A FUCKING OXFORD EDUCATION JOURNEY. WHAT THE HELL IS IT THAT THEY'RE SINGING ABOUT ANYWAYS? I AM SURE IF I WAS SOME KIND OF RETARD LINGUISTIC MAJOR STUCK IN A POST SECONDARY JAIL CELL FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS I'D GO A LITTLE FUCKING COOKOO AS WELL. WHAT SADDENS ME IS THE FACT THAT THIS GUY'S GOT A RICH ENOUGH VOCABULARY TO BECOME THE NEXT G-UNIT AND HE JUST HAS TO WASTE ALL HIS WRITING TALENT INTO FORMING A METAL BAND THAT GETS PAID TWENTY DOLLARS A MONTH AND NOW SOUNDS LIKE TOOL ANYWAYS (WITH THEIR MOST RECENT ALBUM WHICH IS THANKFULLY, NOT THIS ONE).

ISN'T IT IRONIC THEY ARE COVERING A BAND NAMED TOOL? ANYONE SEE AS WELL AS HEAR THE RESEMBLANCE? HAHAHAHAHAHA.