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Showing posts with label MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE - HAVING THE HEART FOR WAR


1. Circle The Sky
2. Love Letter To:
3. In Due Time
4. A Spar Too Late
5. Close Your Eyes
6. Immaculate Murder
7. Falls First Fire
8. A Bayonette Doesn’t Make You A Hero
9. Every Moment


BRIEF REVIEW:

AWW IT'S ANOTHER CUTE CHRISTIAN HARDCORE ACT FROM HICKTOWN, ALABAMA! NOW DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN THE LEAD VOCALIST MATTHEW HASTING USED TO BE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MYSPACE WHORE? BEFORE TOP EIGHT FUNCTION WAS MADE AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE TO WHORE OUT THEIR BEST FRIENDS, THIS WAS THE GUY WHO WAS ON EVERYONE'S TOP, NEXT TO THE ONE AND ONLY TOM HIMSELF! ALL THE GIRLS LIKED TO TOUGH THEIR INNER LABIAS TO THE SIGHT OF HIM, AS EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS THE HOTTEST THING IN THE WORLD WITH HIS CUTIE EMO SHAGGIE. IT WAS QUITE AN EXTRAORDINARY BOOST FOR HIS EGO, I WOULD ASSUME. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE MYSPACE FAMOUS? THE TRAFFIC ON THERE WAS ONLY SECOND TO CNN!

NOW FOUR YEARS LATER, I'D LIKE TO ASK, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT POOR BOY? OH GOD, LOOK AT HIM! LOOKS LIKE HE'S THE PRIMARY VICTIM OF A HORRIBLE HAIRCUT! OH MY GOD MY EYES! I BET ONE DAY, HE WOKE UP AND ACTUALLY LOOKED AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR AND GASPED AT THE TITS HE WAS PROBABLY GROWING DUE TO THE INCREASING AMOUNT OF ESTROGEN LEVEL HIS MYSPACE POPULARITY HAS RUBBED OFF ON HIM!

EITHER THAT OR HE SAW ME IN PUBLIC AND BECAME TERRIFIED OF WHAT HE WAS TURNING INTO. HEHEHEHEHEHE. HEHE... HEHEHEHE. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE. BY HE I REALLY MEAN SHE, BECAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT A FEMININE MAN... FEMIN-MEN. THAT'S WHAT I AM! NOW MOVE THE FUCK OUT, THE DRAG'S COMING THROUGH!