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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!





THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label ONE FIFTH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ONE FIFTH. Show all posts

Thursday, April 26, 2012

EVERGREEN TERRACE VS. xONE FIFTHx SPLIT


1. Evergreen Terrace - Blue Eyes, Black Heart 
2. Evergreen Terrace - Burned Alive By Time 
3. Evergreen Terrace - Cut Down to Oblivion 
4. Evergreen Terrace - Bitter Ending 
5. xONEFIFTHx - Hey Tallahassee...
6. xONEFIFTHx - Can Adam See Your Boobies? 
7. xONEFIFTHx - Four Door Killer 
8. xONEFIFTHx - Put Another Quarter in the Jukebox 
9. xONEFIFTHx - The Shit Hit the Fan
(LINK FIXED YOU FUCKING BALDING FAGGOTS)

BRIEF REVIEW:

FLORIDA HARDCORE BACK IN 2001 WAS NEVER ANYTHING MORE THAN A BUNCH OF SCENE KIDS TRYING TO MASTER THE HANDLE OF MYSPACE AND DISCOVERING MUSIC ON MP3.COM BEFORE HXCMP3.COM TOOK OVER TWO YEARS AFTERWARDS. IT WAS ALL FUCKING SHITTY. NOT THAT I'VE EVER BEEN A PART OF IT BUT I CAN SAFELY TESTIFY THAT THINGS WERE GOING FINE BEFORE SOME DUDES IN XONEFIFTHX ENDED UP IN JAIL FOR ROBBING GAS STATIONS. I LOVE THE STRAIGHT EDGE MENTALITY. NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL, BUT LOTS OF VIOLENCE, PROMISCUITY AND CAFFEINE-RICH CARBON PRODUCTS, AS WELL AS ROBBING GAS STATIONS, THAT'S DEFINITELY OKAY! THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS. NOW THEY'LL BE EVEN MORE EDGE GETTING PROMISCUOUS IN THE PRISON SHOWER ROOMS WITH BIG WEED-SELLING NIGGERS WHO THEY CALL DADDY WHILE HAVING THEIR BUTTOCKS RIPPED IN HALF WHILE POURING BLOOD. A LIFE OF PURITY INDEED, YOU FUCKING NUTS! WHOO HOO. 

I REMEMBER BACK THEN IT WAS ACTUALLY REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE TO WRITE GAY EMOTIONALLY MUSHY RELATIONSHIP LYRICS TO METALCORE WHILE ACTING TOUGH. HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. COINCIDENTALLY, THAT WAS BACK THEN WHEN BAND MEMBERS WERE STILL SIXTEEN AND HAD NOT A SINGLE FUCKING IDEA ABOUT HOW THE FEMALE ANATOMY WORKED (PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY). SO IT'S A WONDER WHY NONE OF THOSE METAPHORICAL AND ALLEGORICAL LYRICS NEVER MADE ANY SENSE. IT WAS LIKE I WAS READING THE MAYAN LITERATURE ABOUT EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL BASTARDS. NONE OF THIS LOVE AND COMPASSION SHIT MAKES SENSE TO ANYONE, ESPECIALLY TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST AND OLDEST FUCKING VIRGIN, MYSELF!

SPEAKING OF LOSING VIRGINITY I THINK I'M GOING TO SHOPLIFT FROM A CHOCOLATE BAR FROM THE CHINKY-ASS KOREAN CORNER STORE AND INSIST TO GET MYSELF LOCKED UP, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH WOMEN LOVE CRIMINALS AND CONVICTS. NEW AND USELESS STUDIES CAME OUT AND SUGGESTED THAT WOMEN DON'T LOGICALLY COME CORRECT IN THE BRAIN AND WOULD LOVE A PSYCHOPATHIC BOYFRIEND WHO ENGAGES IN ACTIVITIES LIKE SERIAL KILLING AND OTHER RISK-TAKING BEHAVIOUR IN ORDER TO FEEL SECURE ... HOWEVER THE FUCK THAT PARADOX WORKS OUT. I PROPOSE EVERYONE GOING OUT AND RAPING AT LEAST TWO WOMAN A DAY AND KILLING AT LEAST ONE A WEEK IN ORDER TO SATISFY THEIR INTERNALLY SUBCONSCIOUS NEEDS AND WANTS. I DO THIS ALL THE TIME AND IT'S AMAZING, THAT IS UNTIL THEY CAPTURE MY FAT ASS AND LOCK ME IN THE SAME INSTITUTION WHERE I CELL-MOSH WITH THE MEMBERS IN XONEFIFTHX. 

DEAD FEMALE CARCASSES TURN ME ON LIKE NO OTHER USELESS PIECES OF MEAT