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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label BRING ME THE HORIZON. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BRING ME THE HORIZON. Show all posts

Saturday, November 5, 2011

BRING ME THE HORIZON - SUICIDE SEASON

01. The Comedown
02. Chelsea Smile
03. It was Written In Blood
04. Death Breath
05. Football Season is Over
06. Sleep with One Eye Open
07. Diamonds Arent Forever
08. The Sadness Will Never End
09. No Need for Introductions
10. Suicide Season

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BRIEF REVIEW:

I WOULD LOVE TO DO NOTHING BUT TO BRUTALLY FORNICATE THE SHIT OUT OF THE FEMALE ON THE FRONT COVER. I'D FORNICATE HER EVEN MORE WITH OR WITHOUT CONSENT IF SHE WAS ONLY SIXTEEN OR YOUNGER. (WHICH WHEN COMING FROM THIS BAND, I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURPRISED.) I LOVE PRE-PUBESCENT MUNCHKINS BECAUSE THEY ARE DELICIOUS DELICIOUS CANDY. THAT IS, UNTIL THEIR FATHERS BREAK INTO THE BASEMENT DUNGEON WHERE I HAVE THEM TRAPPED UNDER WITH THE SWAT TEAM AND THEY COLLECTIVELY BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. SOMEBODY ONCE TOOK A WEED CUTTER AND CHOPPED MY FUCKING DICK OFF. BUT LUCKILY I AM AN ASEXUAL STARFISH AND CAN ALWAYS REGROW MY SEVERED BODY PARTS THROUGH THE PROCESS OF MITOSIS. SS  SSS SS SSSSSSSSS  SSS  SSSS S SSSSSSSS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PRESSED THERE. EVERY TIME WHEN SOMEBODY CHOPS OFF MY DICK AND IT GROWS BACK, IT'S ALWAYS HALF AN INCH SHORTER  THAN THE PREVIOUS TIME. SO AFTER A DOZEN OF INCIDENTS MY PENIS IS ONLY THREE INCHES LONG NOW. IT'S A SHAME MY ONCE-LOVELY ANACONDA KEEPS DIMINISHING IN LENGTH. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS USING IT FOR ANYTHING PRACTICAL ANYWAYS, OTHER THAN PLUGGING IT INTO ELECTRICAL OUTLETS AND EXHAUST PIPES FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION OF COURSE.

IT'S HARD TO DO THESE UPDATES WITH ONLY ONE HAND ON THE KEYBOARD ALL THE TIME. ESPECIALLY WHEN MY OTHER HAND'S ALWAYS TUCKED INSIDE OF MY PANTS JERKING IT OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF WHAT GOES IN THE BACK OF BMTH'S "DAYCARE PARTY BUS". AND THEN I EJACULATE ALL OVER THE MONITOR SCREEN AND IT SMELLS LIKE UTTER SHIT. BACK IN MY YOUNGER DAYS I LIKE TO SHOW UP AT A PARTY UNINVITED WITH MY PANTS STUFFED WITH SKUNK TO CONVINCE OTHER WOMEN THAT I HAVE A HUGE AND SMELLY SACK. AND THEN THE SKUNK CRAWLS INTO MY DICKHOLE AND OUT THROUGH MY ANUS. THE SHITS I TOOK IN THOSE PARTIES WERE ABSOLUTELY UNBEARABLE. YOU CAN SEE THE DRYWALL OF THE CEILINGS CRACKING AND PEOPLE DYING AROUND ME. THESE USED TO BE INCIDENTS DESCRIBED BY THE PRESS AS THE MOST BRUTAL MASSACRE SINCE COLUMBINE AND VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE.

I LOVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. THEY'RE SO AWESOME. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S DONE BY A  THREE FOOT TALL CHINK WITH NO HAIR. WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT. I GUESS HE NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS MINUSCULE PENIS SIZE. SO HE ENDED UP SHOOTING DOZENS AFTER DOZENS OF PEOPLE AND DEFILED THEIR CARCASSES. WHAT A FUCKING RETARD. ALL FAGGOT CHINKS WHO IMMIGRATED TO THIS CONTINENT WITHIN THE PAST TWO DECADES NEED TO BE SENT TO INTERNMENT CAMPS AGAIN WHERE THEY ARE MADE PRODUCTIVE BY BUILDING UNDERGROUND RAILROADS ALL THE WAY FROM NORTHERN CANADA TO MEXICO. SO THAT WAY MORE ILLEGAL WETBACKS CAN TRAVEL BACK AND FORTH WHILE SMUGGLING A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF COCAINE AND ALL OF IT GOES STRAIGHT INTO MY GODDAMN NOSE. SEE? I TOLD YOU NASTY CHINKS ARE THE SOLUTIONS TO EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S (1) BUILDING RAILWAYS (2) DUPLICATING COUNTERFEIT APPLE STORES TO THE TENTH MOST PRECISE DETAIL, (3) SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, (4) OVERPOPULATING OUR FUCKING SOIL TO NO END, (5) THEN ELIMINATING THEM WITH CAR ACCIDENTS, AND (6) BEATING YOUR FUCKING SORRY ASS IN STARCRAFT SO HARD THAT YOUR WHOLE MAP WIPES OUT BEFORE THE CHAT LOBBY EVEN INITIATES. WE SHOULD TRANSPORT ALL OF THEM TO NORTH KOREA AND MAKE THEM HAVE ONE GIGANTIC BUKKAKE ORGY WITH KIM JON IL'S OVERSIZED PROSTHETIC DICK THAT HAPPENS TO BE A USSR NUKE. GUESS WHO'S BRINGING YOU THE HORIZON NOW?


KABOOM YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

BRING ME THE HORIZON - SUICIDE SEASON CUT UP

1. "The Comedown" (Robotsonics) 5:17
2. "Chelsea Smile" (KC Blitz) 4:12
3. "It Was Written In Blood" (L'Amour La Morgue) 4:57
4. "Death Breath" (Toxic Avenger) 4:33
5. "Football Season Is Over" (After the Night) 3:56
6. "Sleep with One Eye Open" (Tek-One) 4:41
7. "Diamonds Aren't Forever" (I Haunt Wizards) 3:54
8. "The Sadness Will Never End" (Skrillex) 6:02
9. "No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors" (Ben Weinman) 2:45
10. "Suicide Season" (The Secret Handshake) 2:55
11. "Football Season Is Over" (Utah Saints) 5:02
12. "Sleep with One Eye Open" (Shawn "Clown" Crahan) 5:54
13. "Chelsea Smile" (Travis McCoy) 3:42
14. "Suicide Season" (Outcry Collective) 5:05

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DOWNLOAD (MIRROR [NOT HIDEOUS ONE OF YOURSELF])

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHOOHOO, ATTENTION BOYS AND MOTHERFUCKING SCENE FAGGOTS DRESSED LIKE GIRLS! JUST AS YOU THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SHIT BAND CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, THEY FUCKING COME OUT WITH A REMIX ALBUM OF BEATS LAID OUT ON TOP OF THEIR PRE-EXISTING AURAL POLLUTION. THE DOLLAR STORE GLOWSTICKS ARE SELLING SO WELL IN THE SUBURBS AS ALL THE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PREPUBESCENT MDMA-INTOXICATED FAGGOTS ARE DOING THEIR CRAZY ASININE RAVE SHIT LIKE "RINSING OUT" AND DEHYDRATING ON THE WAREHOUSE DANCE FLOOR RESULTING IN UNCANNY DEATHS. I KNOW, BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE. SEE, I RAVED SO FUCKING HARD TO THIS ATROCITY THAT I SHAT A HUGE PUDDLE OF DIARRHEA RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE AND DESTROYED THE POWER GENERATORS, AND AS RESULT I GOT MY ASS BRUTALLY GANG-BEATEN BY A BUNCH OF AWESOME ASS HARDSTYLE DJ'S (DJ PROBATION, DJ METH, DJ JIBTECH, DJ DRUGS&BASS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST DJ PEDOBEAR). THEN THEY DRAGGED ME OUTSIDE OF THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE AND HUNG ME BY MY DICK ON TOP OF A BROKEN STREET LIGHTTHANKS BRING ME THE HORIZON, SPIN ME ANOTHER DUBSTEP TUNE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?

(NAH I'M JUST KIDDING, IT WAS ACTUALLY AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON METH LOL.)

ANYWAYS, I SERIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE SHITTY HARDCORE SCENE OF 2006 IS NOW THE CLUB SCENE OF 2011. I MEAN IT'S LIKE THE MINUTE THOSE UNDERAGED HAGS TURNED LEGAL AND REALIZED THERE'S BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO DRINK AT THE BACK OF WEEKEND SHOWS HELD AT THEIR LOCAL COMMUNITY CENTRE, THEY IMMEDIATELY STEAL THEIR PARENTS' MUTUAL FUNDS AND MOVE INTO THE CITY FOR THE PURPOSE OF "SCHOOLING". AND BY SCHOOLING I MEAN PARTYING IN A CHEAP PROBLEMATIC NEIGHBOURHOOD AND SUCKING BLACK DICKS FOR EXTRA COKE MONEY. YOUNG MONEH! OBVIOUSLY HIDEOUS NEGROID GORILLAS LOVE THE WHITE MILK YOU NAIVELY ENDANGERED MUNCHKINS. YOU ONLY REALIZE THIS WHEN YOU GET AWFULLY RAPED IN THE BACK ALLEY ON YOUR WAY BACK FROM A NIGHTCLUB ONE DAY, AND WILL HAVE TO GET YOUR FATHER'S LAWYERS TO COME BACK YOU UP. NEWS FLASH PRINCESSES, LIVING IN THE CITY ISN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES. PERSONALLY I GREW UP IN A PROBLEMATIC AREA ALL MY LIFE, AND I WAS DISTRAUGHT BY IT. THAT WAS UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS THE MAIN SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM IN THE AREA. OOPS. I SOLD THESE GHETTO BOOTIES SO MUCH FAKE MARIJUANA BY STUFFING DIMEBAGS WITH DIRT AND GRASS THAT SOME NEGRO TRIED TO COME OUT TO EXTERMINATE ME WITH AN AK47. THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH. AND TO ADD INSULT TO THE INJURY, I REALIZE I WAS ALSO HORRIBLY BETRAYED BECAUSE I VOTED FOR THE NIGGER. THAT NIGGER WAS NAMED OBAMA.

WHEN I SURVIVED THE AFRICAN AMBUSH, I RAVED MY ASS OFF IN THE HOSPITAL WARD WHILE BEING HOOKED UP TO INTRAVENOUS NEEDLES WHILE HAVING VARIOUS FORMS OF CAT AND HORSE TRANQUILIZERS SHOT UP INTO MY VEIN. I K-HOLED SO HARD THAT I HAD SUCH AN INTENSE OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE. MY SPIRIT SOARED RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY AND WENT RIGHT INTO MY ANUS. WHAT A HORRENDOUS SMELLY PLACE. NOT UNLIKE THE RAVE ENVIRONMENT THAT THIS GENRE OF MUSIC IS PERVASIVE IN. YOU KNOW, THE NIGHTS WHERE YOU SEE TRY TO DANCE BY "LIQUIDING" WITH YOUR FUCKING CUSTY SEMEN-SOAKED HANDS, AND THEN SOME FAT BITCH WITH FISHNETS NAMED OOMPA-LOOMPA INVADES YOUR PRIVACY BY RUBBING HER SAGGY TITS ALL OVER YOUR GLOWSTICKS JAMMED RIGHT BEHIND YOUR CROTCH BECAUSE YOU STUFFED IT THERE TO CONVINCE OTHER FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BITTIES THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE ASS GLOWING DICK.

BRB GOING TO A RAVE. FUCK OFF FAGGOTS.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Bring Me The Horizon - This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For EP

1. RE: They Have No Reflections
2. Who Wants Flowers When You're Dead? Nobody.
3. Rawwwrr!
4. Traitors Never Play Hangman


BRIEF REVIEW:


THIS IS TRULY THE ONE AND ONLY EPIPHANY I NEED IN LIFE! AFTER THE DISCOVERY OF THIS NEWFOUND LEAGUE OF CONFORMITY, I FEEL AS IF I'VE TRANSCENDED MY REASONS OF EXISTENCE AND ULTIMATELY DISCOVERED A NEW PURPOSE TO LIFE! THESE PEOPLE ARE SOME OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET IN A LIFETIME!

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO MORALLY RIGHTEOUS, FUN, CARING, AND CLEARHEADED! BEING THE SOCIALLY INEPT UMM, STUPIDHEAD I ONCE WAS, I COULD NEVER FIT IN ANYWHERE UNTIL NOW! BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE ALL THESE TRADITIONALLY LOVING YOUNG CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS HAVE PROFESSED THEIR FRIENDSHIPS TO ME AND IT'S ALL I NEED IN LIFE! WOW, I'VE NEVER FELT SO EXISTENTIAL!

THE BEST PART IS, NO LONGER DO I EVER GET BULLIED OR HAVE MY LUNCH MONEY TAKEN AWAY FROM ME IN SCHOOL! THESE POWERFUL SOLDIERS OF GOD PROTECTS ME WITHIN THEIR WRATH! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FORTUNATE IN MY LIFE!




...WOW. WILL SOMEONE IN THIS FUCKING DUMBFUCK'S CLOSE GEOGRAPHICAL PROXIMITY PLEASE WAKE HIM UP FROM HIS FAGGOT FAIRYLAND BY PERFORMING REPETITIVE SESSIONS OF SWIRLIES WITH HIS FUCKING FACE INTO A FUCKING SHIT-FILLED TOILET. PLEASE?


P.S. SO IT APPEARS THAT THIS GOD-HUMILIATING FAGGOT HAS A "CLUB MEMBERS' PHOTO" SECTION ON HIS SITE. I'M GOING TO SUBMIT THE PHOTO OF THE IMAGE OF THOSE FAGGOTS ON TOP OF MY PAGE EXCEPT WITHOUT THE PROFANE CAPTIONS, AND SEE IF IT GETS ON. HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP, I THINK I'M ABOUT TO PUNCTURE MY LUNGS LAUGHING.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

BRING ME THE HORIZON - COUNT YOUR LIES

Brief Review:

WHAT WAS THAT YOU FAGGOT? YOU ENJOY THIS ALBUM? HAHAHAH! EXCUSE ME I CHOKE UP ALL THE SPERM OUT OF YOUR FAGGOT THROAT YOU FAGGGGGOT! SORRY, MY HOMOPHOBIC ABUSE IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TOO MUCH LAMBGOAT FOR ME FOR ONE DAY. I NEVER THOUGHT MUCH OF THIS BAND, AND UPON SNEAKING INTO THEIR SHOW FREE OF CHARGE WHEN THEY TOURED HERE, THAT JUDGEMENTAL BIAS WAS GIVEN A JUSTIFICATION. IT'S STORY TIME AGAIN KIDDIES, HEAT UP YOUR CHEAP ASS GROCERY STORE POPCORN AND FORM A HUGE CIRCLE AND LISTEN UP! NO MOSHING.

IN A CIRCUS FULL OF FOURTEEN YEAR OLD FASHIONCORE GIMMICK MONKEYS THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE BARELY BORN BEFORE MYSPACE EPIDEMIC TOOK OVER VAMPIREFREAK, I STOOD THERE AND WATCHED THE PERFORMANCE IN MEDIOCRITY. THE AMOUNT OF CROWD CHEERING, JEERING AND ENVYING FOR THEIR SET SURE AS HELL DIDN'T STOP THE ASSHOLE VOCALIST FROM LITERALLY KICKING HIS FEMALE FANBASE OFF THE STAGE. I REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS RANTING ON ABOUT...

"GET OFF THE STAGE! GET OFF THE STAGE! CAN WE PLEASE MOVE IT BACK AND STEP OFF THE STAGE PLEASE! WHY THE HELL DO YOU KIDS GO ON THE STAGE LIKE THIS? LEAVE THE BAND SOME ROOM!"

AS HE PICKS UP A FUCKING BROOM AND STARTS SWEEPING THESE KIDS OFF LIKE LITTER. HELLO, FAGGOT! THEY ARE YOUR FUCKING FANBASE! BEING AN INFAMOUS MYSPACE WHORE DOESN'T GAIN YOU MUCH STATUS, IT JUST MAKES YOU THE NEXT JEFFREY STAR YOU FUCKING HERMAPHRODITE. SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I PENETRATE YOUR MANGINA WITH A CROWBAR.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT SONG NAMED "MY STAGE IS YOUR STAGE", PLAYED TO ME BY A HARDCORE ACT BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND NAIVE... I THINK IT WAS TERROR? I'M NOT TOO SURE ANYMORE. THOSE BANDS ARE EXTREMELY CREDIBLE IN AIDING ME TO DEVELOP MY HARDCORE-ORIENTED IDEOLOGIES AND PHILOSOPHIES. I PRAISE THE BANDS WHO WISH TO BREAK DOWN AND DISINTEGRATE THE BARRIER BETWEEN THEIR PEOPLE AND THEMSELVES. IT'S A VERY MODEST AND GRATEFUL MOVE, IMPLYING THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, WE'RE ALL JUST HUMAN, AND ANY HIERACHAL SCALE OF STATUS IS TECHNICALLY, NONE OTHER THAN JUST AN ABSTRACTION.

WITH THAT SERMON BEING SAID, YOU NOW UNDERSTAND I FUCKING HATE STUPID ARROGANT ASSHOLES WHO THINKS THEY'RE BIG SHIT BECAUSE THEY LEAD SOME MUSICAL PHENOMENON ON THE NET. YOUR VOCALS ARE EARACHINGLY SHITTY, YOUR PANTS ARE THE EPITOME OF QUEER, YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM A DUNGEON TORTURE THAT SHOULD HAVE MEANT DEATH, YOU LOOK LIKE DEATH HIMSELF AND WORST OF ALL, YOU'RE FEATURED ON MY WEBPAGE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT FUCKING MUSIC. WHAT MORE CAN YOU SAY? DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM NOW AND RIP THEM OFF AS BAD AS YOU CAN.

THANK GOD I PAID NOTHING FOR THEIR ALBUM OR THEIR SHOW. FUCK YOU CLOWN!