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Showing posts with label DICK MASTERSON. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

DICK MASTERSON - "MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMAN"


"MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMAN" BY DICK MASTERSON


BRIEF REVIEW:

THIS GUY IS SERIOUSLY MY HERO. IN FACT I'M SURE HE'S QUITE THE VOICE, REPRESENTATION AND SAVIOUR OF ALL SAD MID-AGED FORTY-SOMETHING SEXUALLY DEPRIVED VIRGINS EVERYWHERE WORLDWIDE. NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT I AM OBVIOUSLY ONE OF THEM. I WORSHIP THIS GUY AS IF HE WALKS ON WATER THE SAME WAY YOUR MOTHER FLOATED ON CUM PRIOR TO YOUR CONCEPTION.  HE IS IN FACT MY JESUS CHRIST AND MAY ORDER ANY CATHOLIC PRIEST TO MOLEST ME UP MY SMELLY FUCKING BUM-BUM IF DESIRED. YOU SEE, CHAUVINISM WAS A GREAT SPORT FOR ME TO PLAY IN HIGH SCHOOL AFTER GETTING REJECTED BY EVERY FATTEST FUCKING BITCH THAT GOT STUCK BETWEEN THE TWO WALLS IN HALLWAYS. TO RETALIATE, I WENT HOME ON A DAILY BASIS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY OWN MOTHER TO RELEASE STEAM. JUST AS SHE WOULD CALL THE COPS ON ME, I STARTED FAKING CRIES IN FRONT OF THE OFFICERS AND WENT ON ABOUT BEING MOLESTED BY MY MOTHER'S COLLECTION OF NIGGER-COLOURED DILDO'S AND STRAP-ON'S, JUST SO SHE COULD BE ARRESTED AND THROWN-IN INSTEAD. SEE HOW AWESOME SHIT IS? THE ONLY THING FUCKING STUPIDER THAN A WOMAN IS OUR PATHETIC FUCKING LEGAL SYSTEM.

I WILL NOW PROCEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ALLOW YOU TO ENJOY IT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT. PERHAPS THIS BOOK WILL TURN YOU INTO A MAN ONCE AND FOR ALL. GOOD THING THIS BOOK DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A WOMAN, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WE ALL KNOW THAT NO WOMEN ARE LITERATE SO NONE OF THEM CAN UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT'S NOT DRAWN OR SKETCHED OUT ON MY THICK TUBEY PENIS WHIPPED IN FRONT OF THEIR WHORE-FACES.

MAKE ME A SANDWICH BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU STUPID WORTHLESS KITCHEN-SLAVING FEMMES.  COME SUCK MY SLIMY ASS CROOKED DICK WHILE I'M WATCHING THIS GAME, AND REDEEM YOUR OTHERWISE LOST PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD.