ONCE UPON A TIME I SMOKED AN IMMENSE LOAD OF CRACK, BUT YOU SEE, THIS CRACK WASN'T JUST ANY TYPICAL QUALITY CRACK YOU'D NORMALLY FIND IN THE FUCKING SLUMS AROUND HERE. IN FACT, IT WAS THE DEEP INSIDE OF AN ASSCRACK BELONGING TO THIS HAGGY PROSTITUTE WHO WORKS MORNING SHIFTS WHEN ALL THE TEENAGE BOYS SKIP SCHOOL AND PLAY HOOKIE. THAT HAGGY PROSTITUTE JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE. YOU GOT A PROBLEM? GO COMPLAIN TO OBAMA, I'M SURE HE'LL FUCKING FIGHT FOR YOUR SOCIAL JUSTICE YOU HOPELESS POLITICALLY BACKWARD RETARDS. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE FEATURED ALBUM OF THE DAY? SIMPLE!
YOUR FUCKING MOTHER