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Showing posts with label AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED. Show all posts
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Saturday, December 13, 2008

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - BEASTIAL MACHINERY (DISCOGRAPHY)


1. 5% Control
2. Scrutinized
3. Hollowpoint
4. Conform To Death
5. Life Is Pain
6. Profit Is The Motive
7. Snake Charmer
8. Chasing A Dream
9. Allegiance
10. Information
11. Loss For Words
12. Your Insecurity
13. Rich Get Richer
14. Ode To A Junkie
15. Crawl Of The Mind
16. What I Did On My Summer Vacation
17. One More Drink
18. Forgotten In Space (Voivod)
19. Letter Bomb
20. El Topo
21. Vapor Lock
22. Victims As Dogs
23. Dead Above The Neck
24. The Executioner VS. The Sodomite
25. From Above
26. Green Inferno
27. 100 Dead Rabbits
28. Circle Of Shit
29. Amputee
30. Eight Girls Instead Of Nine
31. Sex On The Flag
32. The Newlyweds Are Raped
33. Mule
34. 10.000 Bullets
35. Centipede
36. Lithium Daydream
37. Doubled Over
38. Suicide Note #1
39. From Filth To Defilement
40. Who Can Wreck The Infinite
41. Morphine Constipation
42. Unholy BMX Fights The Nod (Morphine Constipation Remix)
43. Exceptional Waste
44. Fat Fucking Chance
45. Holy Mountain
46. Sweetback
47. Arrival Of Bees
48. Where You Like
49. Powertrip
50. Worthless
51. Pain In Living
52. Lose Your Will
53. Unbelievable Stress
54. Another Useless Asshole
55. My Life Is A Money Pit
56. Debilitating Headache
57. Powerfail
58. Paradigm
59. The Power Of Dolemite
60. Cut To Happy Hour
61. Military Scientist
62. Kool-Aid Feedbag
63. The Big Fuck You
64. Computer Lethargy
65. Non-Action
66. Anti-Septic
67. Hessian Bodyfarm
68. Solvent
69. Glade, A Straw and A Sandwich Bag
70. Headglass
71. DC 5
72. Hungry Child (C.O.C.)
73. I'd Rather Be Sleeping (D.R.I.)
74. I Don't Need Society (D.R.I.)
75. Black Ass, White Dick
76. Black Market Blastbeats
77. Death Takes A Shit 2 (Assnuke)
78. Ketamine And Kryptonite
79. Pud Rock

CD 2

1. Hammer Fight
2. Gravework
3. Can You Dig?
4. Retardo Montalbon
5. Death Takes A Shit
6. Panic Gasp
7. Hooker Bomb
8. Pigs Smell Fear
9. Fuck Your Soccer Mom
10. Baby Cannon
11. You Have No Rights
12. Just A Band
13. Obscene
14. Gorrendously Mutilated
15. Habitrail For Humanity
16. Inappropriate Response
17. Nickel Plated Knuckle Fuck
18. Recovering Contraband From A Constricted Airway
19. Nice Ass
20. Pinkworld
21. Hysterical Misery
22. My Own Rules
23. Intro
24. Mobilize
25. Measure The Bite Marks
26. 7,5%
27. The Alcoholic Pain
28. Eyes Like Two Pissholes In TheSnow
29. Pediatric Burn Unit
30. I Smell Really Bad
31. Ten Fucking Steps
32. The Grief That Summer Brings
33. Driven To Succeed
34. So Many Car Phones, So Few Bullets
35. McCarthy Witch Hunt
36. The River
37. Harvey
38. Hate Disguised As Legislation
39. Fucking Move Prick
40. The Pros And Cons Of The CIA
41. Scare Tactics
42. If You Thought Elvis
43. Disease Bomb
44. Gratuitous Wound Photos
45. Broken Political Wing
46. Full Metal Swimsuit
47. Swimming In The LaBrea Tar Pits
48. Tough Guy Bullshit
49. I Feel Dumb
50. Ritalin Attack
51. Absolutely No Samples
52. Silence
53. Driven To Succeed 2
54. Bloated And Complacent
55. Privy To War
56. Typical Tough Guy Bullshit
57. Man's Hate (Sore Throat)
58. I Gave You My Life
59. Control (Napalm Death)
60. Ladies And Gentlemen


Brief Review:

I LOVE HOW WITH THIS SHIT FUCKING BAND, THE DURATION IT TAKES YOU TO READ THESE TRACK LISTING TWICE EXCEEDS THE LENGTH OF THE WHOLE ALBUM. WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE QUIT THEIR MINIMUM WAGE DAYJOBS AND JUST GO FUCKING WRITE A BOOK? I DON'T GET IT. THEY CAN NAME IT "THE BEASTIAL NATURE OF FAGGOTS" AND THEN GET IT PUBLISHED FROM PENGUIN BOOKS AND LISTED UNDER THE HOMOEROTICA SECTION IN EXPLICIT BROKE-ASS BOOKSTORES. FUCK YOU.

I BET YOU DOPEY TWATS LOVE HOW I SPENT A WEEK POSTING TEN MINUTE ALBUMS FROM THESE FUCKING REDNECK HICKS AND THEN TOP IT OFF WITH AN AUTODISCOGRAPHY THAT BASICALLY COVERED EVERYTHING IN THE PAST WEEK. OH GOD, I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ENOUGH TO TAKE LEISURE IN WASTING YOUR TIME AND HARDDRIVE CAPACITY. AT LEAST IT GIVES YOU SOME COVER-UP WHEN THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY RAIDS YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC BUNGALOW IN DESPERATE SEARCH FOR THE CHILD PORN ARCHIVES YOU MANAGED TO COLLECT FROM EVERY MALE INFANT-CARE CLINIC, YOU DISGUSTING REPULSIVE PIG.

NEXT UPDATE I'LL INJECT YOUR FUCKING PC WITH AIDS, FORMATTED IN A ZIP FILE AND YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW IT. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PULL DOWN MY SCRAWNY GIRLY SCENE-PANTS AND EJACULATE ALL OVER THE COMPRESSED ALBUM AND FORCE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO ORALLY INDULGE IN THE DELICACY LIKE A PIE. HOLY FUCKING DELICIOUS... AIDS, ANYONE?

YES I KNOW I'M REPEATING MYSELF AS WELL AS REPEATING MYSELF. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STFU YOU FAGGOTY FAGGOT FAGGOTS

Friday, December 5, 2008

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - HONKEY REDUCTION


BRIEF REVIEW

HOLY FUCKING GOD THERE'S NO WORD IN MY SOPHISTICATED ENGLISH VOCABULARY CAN I USE TO DESCRIBE THIS BAND'S UNBEARABLE HORRIDNESS. FOLLOWING THIS BAND'S CHALK-SCREECHING BULLSHIT MAKES ME REALIZE ONE THING: REGARDLESS OF HOW BAD YOU ARE AS A GRINDCORE ACT, YOU'LL RIGHTEOUSLY EARN A LEGENDARY "CULT" STATUS IF YOU SURVIVE FOR LONGER THAN FIVE YEARS PUBLISHING CRAP THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR HEAD GETTING PUMMELED IN BY A JACKHAMMER. ALL HAIL POLITICAL GRINDCORE WITH AMBIGUOUSLY GAY SONG TITLES CONTORTED FROM CURRENT EVENT PARODIES. MAYBE THIS WILL OVERCOMPENSATE FOR ALL THE CREDITS YOU FAILED TO EARN FROM THE COLLEGES YOU FAGGOTS DROPPED OUT FROM?

ALSO, LET ME TAKE SOME TIME TO APPRECIATE THE IRONY OF THE ALBUM NAME HERE. HONKEY REDUCTION? HAHA HOLY FUCK, MY ACHING ANUS. I STILL WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKING ALBUM EVEN IF IT WAS THE LAST ARTIFACT IN THE WORLD THAT PRESERVE YOUR FUCKING SHAMEFUL WHITE HERITAGE, YOU HICKY-DICKY INBREDS. OH LOOK, HERE COMES THE THIRTY-SECOND-GRINDCORE-SONGS TRENDWAGON! GO HOP ON IT AND JOIN THE FESTIVE ORGY WHILE I COMPOSE A SONG IN TRIBUTE TO YOU MOTHERFUCKING HERMAPHRODITES CALLED "REPRESSED MIDSUMMER NIGHTS OF GROUP MOLESTATION LEADS TO A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF STRESS AND A CHILD WITH RECESSIVE GENES WHICH ULTIMATELY RESULTED IN AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED". I THINK THE SONG TITLE ITSELF IS AT LEAST TWICE LONGER THAN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING ALBUM.

OH MY, WHAT AM I DOING AT 3:51 AM. I AM GOING FUCKING CRAZY. I THINK I'LL MOVE TO QUEBEC AND BECOME A FRENCH FARMER WHO MAKES ENGLISH MILK RAP COMMERCIALS WITH MY THICK DISGUSTING FRANCOPHONE ACCENT.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH DOPE

1. Bitch's Handbag Full of Money
2. Kill Theme for American Apeshit
3. Crap Cannon - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
4. Razor Blades Under the Dashboard
5. Repercussions in the Life of an Opportunistic, Pseudo-Intellectual ... - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Benumb, Pete
6. Doctored Results - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
7. Cermonial Gasmask - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
8. Hang the Pope - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Nuclear Assault
9. Machine Gun
10. Dead Battery - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
11. Manual Trauma - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
12. Time Vs. Necessity - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
13. Blind Hatred Finds a Tit
14. Grandmother With AIDS
15. 5 Band Genetic Equalizer 2
16. Hungry Homeless Handjob
17. Chalking the Temporal God Module
18. Narcissistic Stimulant
19. North American Corpse Desecration
20. Cryogenic Husk
21. Sword Swallower
22. Ambulance Burning
23. 5 Band Genetic Equalizer
24. Drinking Games
25. Organ Donor
26. Contaminated Drug Supply
27. Fuckmaker


BRIEF REVIEW:

A FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH DOPE? HOLY FUCK, IMAGINE THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES! I CAN LIGHT THAT SHIT UP LIKE A BONG AND SUCK IT IN THROUGH THE COCK, WHILE PLUGGING MY FINGERS IN AND OUT OF ITS ASSHOLE LIKE A FUCKING FILTER!

THAT FINE ASS SHIT WILL MAKE SNOOP DOGGY DOGG JEALOUS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! SHOOT ME!

I OBVIOUSLY CAN COMPOSE 10,000 SONGS ON A FUCKING SHITTY SEVEN INCH DISC TOO IF WROTE THIRTY SECOND SONGS CONSISTING OF ME JERKING OFF MY FAT FURRY CHIMPANZEE COCK OVER A DYSRHYTHMIC GUITAR CHORD, WHILE SCREAMING INCOHERENT NONSENSE DISGUISED AS POLITICAL CONTENT. DON'T WORRY, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS ALREADY DONE THAT. YOU'RE NOT AS ORIGINAL AS YOU'D LIKE TO THINK.

MAN I LOVE THIS WEBSITE, I CAN SIT HERE AND PUMMEL OUT NONSENSE ALL DAY AND STILL GET VISITORS. WHAT A FUCKING ESTEEM BOOST FOR MY COCKY NARCISSISTIC SELF-GRATIFICATION.

Monday, December 1, 2008

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - ALTERED STATES OF AMERICA

1. Wonder Drug Wonderland/Spreading the Dis-Ease
2. Unprecedented Experiment
3. Definition of Death
4. 4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)


BRIEF REVIEW:

STOP LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF UPDATES YOU STUPID FUCKING WORTHLESS ASSHOLES, I'VE GOT MY EXAM PERIODS COMING UP WHICH I AM OBVIOUSLY TOO BUSY FAILING. GO KEEP YOURSELF COMPANY... GO DO SOME HOUSE PAINTING YOUR FORESKIN DIPPED IN FUCKING GRAVEL OR SOMETHING. CHANCES ARE YOU'LL COME UP WITH A MORE ENJOYABLE MASTERPIECE THAN THIS HORRID FUCKING CRAP.

SORRY IF I'M BEING RUDE, I'VE BEEN CLAUSTROPHOBIC ALL DAY WITH MY HEAD SO TIGHTLY STUCK WITHIN MY ASSHOLE. MY BACK IS SO ROUNDLY BENT I THINK I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THE WHEEL. SOMEONE GUINESS WORLD RECORD ME SO I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING OR SOMETHING.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - 7'' (BOVINE RECORDS)


A1 Mobilze
A2 Measure The Bite Marks
A3 7.5%
A4 The Alcoholic Pain
A5 Eyes Like Two Pissholes In The Snow
A6 Pediatric Burn Unit
A7 I Smell Really Bad
A8 Ten Fucking Steps
A9 The Grief That Summer Brings
A10 Driven To Succeed
A11 So Many Car Phones, So Few Bullets
A12 McCarthy Witch Hunt
A13 The River
A14 Harvey
A15 Hate Disguised As Legislation
A16 Fucking Move, Prick
B1 The Pros And Cons Of The CIA
B2 Scare Tactics
B3 If You Thought Elvis Was Good Live (Wait 'Til You See Him Dead)
B4 Disease Bomb
B5 Gratuitous Wound Photos
B6 Broken Political Wing
B7 Full Metal Swinsuit
B8 Swimming In The LaBrea Tar Pits
B9 Tough Guy Bullshit
B10 I Feel Dumb
B11 Ritalin Attack
B12 Absolutely No Samples
B13 Silence
B14 Untitled


BRIEF REVIEW:

SHIT BAND, SHIT MUSIC ALL COMPRESSED IN A SHIT VINYL. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE AMISH MORMONS? CAN'T AFFORD TO PRODUCE A CD, OR ARE THEY STILL LIVING IN THE FUCKING STONE AGES WHERE THEY HUNT AND GATHER DEERS FOR FOOD ON A DAILY BASIS? PERHAPS THAT EXPLAINS THEIR MISERABLY INDECIPHERABLE WAILING ALL THROUGHOUT THE CAUCUS OF NOISE... THEY ARE MERELY KILLING EACH OTHER WITH AXES FOR A PIECE OF FUCKING LAND. HOLY FUCKING BARBARIANS, GO BACK TO LESOTHO AND HAVE A FAMILY REUNION WITH YOUR AFRICAN BUSHMEN TRIBES... I CAN CLICK AND CLACK WITH MY TEETH TOO YOU FUCKING UNSOPHISTICATED FAGGOTS.

WOW, I'VE OBSERVED MORE SOPHISTICATED COMMUNICATION FROM DOLPHINS FOR GOD SAKES.