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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label DORCIA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DORCIA. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

DORCIA - TOURIST

1. Octave
2. Computer Blue
3. Act A Fool
4. Boats
5. The Grove
6. Cursive
7. Lights And Trees
8. Pine Highway
9. Scrap Heap
10. Answers
11. The Rulers
12. Anchor

Dorcia - Tourists.zip
Dorcia - Tourists.zip
Dorcia - Tourists.zip

BRIEF REVIEW:

REMEMBER FEW YEARS AGO WHEN METALCORE USED TO BE GOOD LIKE THIS FUCKING GAY BAND? I MISSED THOSE DAYS. THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN THAT HOMOSEXUAL CHINK KIM JONG-IL COULD GOTO A SHOW AND THROWDOWN WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SUSTAINING A HEART ATTACK ON A TRAIN FEW DAYS AFTER AND DIE IN PERIL. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED JUST A DAY AGO, THANKS TO BAD METALCORE. HAHAHAHA LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY RED BUTTON THAT FUCKING YELLOW MONKEY ENDED UP INCORRECTING PRESSING WAS THE ONE ON HIS BUILT-IN HEART DEFIBRILLATOR. WHAT A RETARDED FUCKING ORANGUTAN. NO NEWS PUBLICATION DARED TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED: STUPID MONKEY CHASING HANDICAP DIED CHOKING ON A FUCKING CHOPSTICK CONSUMING HIS HOME COOKED CATS AND DOGS WHILE THE REST OF HIS FAGGOT COUNTRY STARVES IN FAMINE AND POVERTY. GOOD ONE, AND NOW YOUR SOCIALLY INEPT TWENTY SOMETHING YEAR OLD HENTAI-MASTURBATING SON'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE THRONE??? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT FAT-ASS OFF ALL THAT ANIME AND MANGA TO RULE A MISERABLY BACKWARD NATION YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT BABBOONS? I'M SURE OVER A DECADE OF PLAYING STARCRAFT HAS MADE YOU A RUTHLESS AUTOCRATIC DICTATOR JUST LIKE YOUR STUPID SON OF A SLANT-EYED BITCH FATHER YOU HOMOSEXUAL MAN-PORN VIEWING REJECT.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CHINKS DON'T NEED KEYS TO ACCESS THEIR HOUSES. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED AND HAVE SUCH SMALL DICKS THAT THEY CAN SIMPLY PLUG THEIR FORESKIN INTO A KEY SLOT AND TWIST THE LOCKS OPEN. SO IMAGINE A FAMILY OF GOOKS (BOTH MEN AND WOMEN) TAKING TURN PLUGGING THEIR ABNORMAL PENISES INTO KEY HOLES AND GIVING BIRTH TO A NEW GENERATION OF INNOVATIVE SECURITY. IT'S NO DOUBT THE LOCKS ARE ONLY TWO INCHES DEEP BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A WASTE OF MATERIALS TO INCLUDE MORE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE MOURNING IN THE CENTER OF THE NATION'S CAPITAL. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY CRYING ABOUT? IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WERE BEING FED PROPERLY PRIOR TO HIS FORTUNATE DEATH IN THE FIRST PLACE. I SUSPECT ALL THEIR CHINKY EYES WERE PROBABLY JUST TEARY BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER THEY SAW SUNLIGHT WHEN BEING TEMPORARILY RELEASED FROM THEIR TRAPPED DUNGEON OF HEINOUS ASSEMBLY LINES. I SAY WE KEEP THEM OUTSIDE FOR A FEW DAYS SO THEY ROAM LIKE ANIMALS AND THEN ENCOURAGE THEM TO CROSS NO-MAN'S LAND INTO SOUTH KOREA SO OUR LAZY ASS IRAQI-RETURNED TROOPS CAN SWIM OVER THERE AND THROW A FEW MORE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT THEIR FAILED PIECE OF SHIT LAND AND SINK IT RIGHT OFF THE MAP. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SHAPE OF THAT VERY PENINSULA AND MY APPENDIX IS THAT MY APPENDIX IS FAR MORE USEFUL YOU FUCKING EYELESS GOOKS.

ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT READERS SHOULD FOLLOW THE GREAT FOOTSTEPS OF KIM JONG IL AND SUSTAIN HEART ATTACKS TOO. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAT, GREASY, AND USELESS AMERICANS. STOP GOING TO SHOWS AND START GOING ON HIGH-RISK TOURS TO UNDERDEVELOPED TOTALITARIAN COUNTRIES WITH SHEER ANIMOSITY TOWARDS NORTH AMERICA YOU FUCKING USELESS FAGGOTS.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

DORCIA - JOIN THE CHOIR


01 DROP
02 CINNAMON
03 LOVE IS A MANY SPLINTERED THING
04 FLATTERING
05 WHY TIGERS HATE FLORIDA
06 SMUG
07 FACE
08 TWO TIMES
09 WISH YOU WEREN'T HERE

DOWNLOAD (LINK FIXED)!

BRIEF REVIEW

YEAH, I'LL JOIN THE CHOIR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. THE LAST TIME I SANG IN A CHOIR IN HIGH SCHOOL, I SWEAR MY MUSIC CONDUCTOR HAD TO TOUCH ME IN INAPPROPRIATE SPOTS AND SUCK MY DICK EVERY SINGLE TIME HE WANTED ME TO HIT A HIGH PITCH THAT I OTHERWISE COULDN'T REACH WITH MY PREDEVELOPED LITTLE VOCAL CHORDS. AND THEN HE INJECTED A SHEER CONCENTRATION OF ESTROGEN INTO MY MANTITS IN ORDER TO MAKE ME MORE APPEALING AS A FEMALE AND FUCKED ME UP MY DICKHOLE AFTER MY BALLS SHRUNK. SUCH CATASTROPHIC EVENTS HAVE MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY, FIFTY YEARS LATER.

THIS ALBUM HAS BEEN ALREADY UPLOADED BY SOME OTHER FUCKIN REJECT AND LINKED ON THE CHAT BULLETIN TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THIS SHITTY WEBPAGE, WHICH YOU STUPID LIVING ASSHOLES OBVIOUSLY FAIL TO CONVERSE ON FREQUENTLY.  WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT THESE THIRD PARTY LINKS WOULD DIE SO QUICKLY, FORCING ME TO RE-UPLOAD THIS BULLSHIT BAND ONCE AGAIN WITH MY PRECIOUS TIME I COULD BE CONSUMING WANKING OFF TO DEAD CHILDREN? THANK GOD THEY BROKE UP. I KNEW REAL HARDCORE KIDS HAVE DAY JOBS BUT I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD TAKE THEM THAT LONG TO OVERCOME THEIR QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS. ANYWAYS, IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO FIND THE ALBUM COVER FOR THIS ALIEN BAND AND I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THEIR EXISTENCE IN THE PAST. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE THEY BEEN PLAYING? IN AN AMISH CAVE IN UTAH? THEY SURE AS HELL BRING THE M000SH UP IN THERE, DON'T THEY? I'M GOING TO TOUR THAT GAY SCENE ONE DAY AND EJACULATE MY CONTAMINATED SEMEN ALL OVER THE PIT.

SO ALL IN ALL, I WASN'T THE ONE WHO UPLOADED THE ALBUM BUT IT'S SOME DECENT SHIT, AND THUS IT JUSTIFIES MY PLAGIARIZATION OF OTHERS' LINKS AND USE IT FOR MY OWN BLOG. YES I'M A LOWLIFE, GET AN E-LAWYER AND SUE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE SO KINDLY FUCK OFF