I KNOW THE RENO XSTRAIGHT EDGEX SCENE IS SERIOUS, BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I FUCKING RUN IT. I AM THE ADOLF HITLER OF DICTATING RENO, NEVADA WHEN IT COMES TO HARDCORE DANCING LESSONS. SO PRACTICALLY LETHAL THAT WHEN THERE ARE NO SHOWS GOING ON DURING A PARTICULAR NIGHT, I ORGANIZE FACEBOOK EVENTS FOR OTHERS THE CITY'S STRAIGHT-EDGERS TO GO "BAR HOPPING" WHERE WE BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THE BAR-DRINKERS AS WELL AS THE BARTENDERS EVERYWHERE WE GO! WHAT A WAY TO ENFORCE OUR MEANINGFULLY PHILANTHROPIC IDEOLOGIES! THEN WE GO OFF TO A FUCKING CHINESE RESTAURANT AND ORDER A TABLE OF MEAT PLATES, AND THEN GET EXTREMELY FUCKING OFFENDED WHEN THEY SERVED US WHAT WE ORDERED DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT DEFIES OUR VEGAN IDEOLOGIES. WE PROCEED TO BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT EVERY CHINKY WAITER, COOK, AND MANAGERS WITHIN THE RESTAURANT. FURTHERMORE IN OUR REIGN SUPREME, WE FUCKING RAPE THEIR GOOKY WIVES AND EAT OUT THEIR FRESH VAGINA. THAT'S FINE WITH OUR VEGETARIAN AGENDA SINCE ASIANS AREN'T TECHNICALLY HUMAN... THEY'RE FUCKING DRONES OR SOMETHING! BUT YUP, ANIMALS ARE HUMAN! (WE MAKE A LOT OF SENSE WE KNOW.)
FOR MY FRIENDS
FOR MY FAMILY FOREVER
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YOU TAKE IT TO THE BITTER END