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Showing posts with label HACKSAW TO THE THROAT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HACKSAW TO THE THROAT. Show all posts

Monday, March 1, 2010

HACKSAW TO THE THROAT - TEAR MY EYES OUT


1. My Eyes Are Open 03:04 
2. Fall 03:15 
3. Dilated 05:52 
4. Decayed 03:39 
5. Failed Existence 03:46 
6. Consumed In Nothing 03:13 
7. Silence (There Lies These Truths) 04:10 
8. Illusion Of Life 02:02 
9. Alone In The End 05:50 


BRIEF REVIEW:

I AM A BIG FUZZY POLAR BEAR AND I LIKE TO SUCK DICKS EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT TO CELEBRATE MY JOY OF SURVIVING THROUGH ANOTHER WEEK WITHOUT THE URGE TO SUCCESSFULLY COMMIT SUICIDE. I'M SUCH A USELESS FAGGOT THAT MOST OF THE TIMES WHEN I DO COMMIT SUICIDE, I FAIL TO SUCCEED... LIKE THE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE, ONLY JIZZ CAME OUT OF MY STROKED PENIS. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SUICIDE CAN BE SO DIFFICULT UNTIL I GOT MY HANDS ON THIS FAGGOT ALBUM. I LEARNED THAT BY BRINGING A HACKSAW ACROSS MY THROAT, I CAN FINALLY PAINLESSLY KILL MYSELF. THANK YOU FOR PRESENTING ME THIS ADVICE BY USING THE GAYEST BAND NAME IN THE WORLD FAGGOTS! ONE LESS WEBMASTER PLAGUING THE INTERNET WITH THIS FUCKING STUPID WASTE OF SPACE!

I'M SO SICK OF THIS WEBSITE I ALMOST DIDN'T PUMP IN ANOTHER TEN BUCKS TO MAINTAIN THE DOMAIN FOR ANOTHER YEAR. I WOULD ACTUALLY BOTHER INVESTING MORE INTO THE WARRANTY OF THIS DOMAIN IF I DIDN'T SPEND ALL MY MONEY ORDERING SCRAWNY ETHIOPIAN HOOKERS AND SNORTING SPECIAL KETAMINE ALL WEEK LONG. THAT'S RIGHT FAGGOTS, NOT JUST ANY KETAMINE ... BUT SPECIAL KETAMINE! WITH THIS SHIT GOING UP MY NASAL TUBE, BREATHING UP MY NOSE IS NOW OFFICIALLY A CHORE. WHO WANTS TO PICK MY FAGGOT NOSE FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO POST ONE "BRIEF REVIEW" OF AN ALBUM?

MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING SAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, THAT SOME DAYS I ENVISION COMMITTING SUICIDE BY RUNNING AN ACTIVE CHAINSAW THROUGH MY NECK AS FAST AS I CAN. IMAGINE HOW SUCCESSFUL SUCH A DEATH WOULD BE ... PAINLESS OR NON-PAINLESS? SOMEBODY PUT MY THEORY TO THE TEST AND THEN POST BACK HERE IN ORDER TO TELL ME HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS. 

BETTER YET RUN THAT CHAINSAW UP YOUR FUCKING ANUS FOR YOUR UNINHIBITED SODOMIZING PLEASURE YOU FUCKING FAGGGOTS

WHENEVER THERE'S A MAJOR PROBLEM IN LIFE, I FIND SUICIDE TO ALWAYS WORK EFFECTIVELY WELL