Showing posts with label XONEFIFTHX. Show all posts
Showing posts with label XONEFIFTHX. Show all posts
Monday, February 26, 2018
xONE FIFTHx - SELF TITLED
NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU REWIND BACK THROUGHOUT THE GOLDEN ERA OF
HARDCORE, WHETHER IT BE THE EARLY 2000'S BEGINNING, OR MID-2000'S METALCORE, OR
THE LAUGHABLE 2012-ONWARD HARDSTYLE, THERE'S ONE THING YOU CANNOT DENY. IT'S
THAT YOUR HARDCORE SCENE BACK THEN, OR WHAT WAS YOUR PITIFUL EXCUSE OF A SCENE
THEREOF, WAS ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT AND CONTAINED SEEDS TO ITS OWN DESTRUCTION. THIS
SUBJECT HAS BEEN DISCUSSED A PAINSTAKING AMOUNT OF TIMES BEFORE BUT I HAVE TO
DO IT EVERY TIME BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
A BUNCH OF EMO-ASS "FASHIONCORE TILL I DIE" RETARDS WITH TERRIBLE
HAIRCUTS AND TERRIBLY SKINNY JEANS WOULD COME TO SHAPE SHITTY METALCORE AND
DEATHCORE MUSIC AS OF WHAT IT IS TODAY." THEN THEY GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND
REALIZE THEY'RE UNEMPLOYABLE AND CLUTCH ON TO THE ONLY SCENE THEY EVER KNEW
GROWING UP IN, ONLY TO REALIZE THE RECURRING SHOWS OF THE OLD BANDS THEY
LISTENED TO WHEN YOUNG ARE PHASING OUT AND LOSING TRACTION, AND THEIR LIVES
BASICALLY SUCK ASS BECAUSE THEY'VE NEVER BEEN SOCIALIZED IN ANY OTHER SOCIAL
CIRCLES OTHER THAN WITH OTHER MIDDLE CLASS WHITE PRIVILEGED SUBURBAN IDIOTS WHO
PLAY NOTHING BUT DROP-TUNED OPEN CHORDS. AND THEN EITHER YOU PICK UP A DRUG
ADDICTION AND DIE OF SOME SORT OF SYNTHETIC OPIOD OR GET MARRIED AND BE LAME SO
YOU HAVE CHILDREN HALF AS HANDICAPPED AS YOU WERE WHEN YOU THREW DOWN IN THE
PIT (AND THAT'S QUITE RETARDED BY THE WAY). NONETHELESS, GOD BLESS! KEEP ON
ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD AND NEVER ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOUR BAND PEOPLE
MOSHED TO IN 2007 WILL NEVER DRAW MORE THAN THREE ALCOHOLIC MIDDLE-AGED
DEPRESSED HAS-BEEN'S EVERY LITTLE TOWN YOU BOOK TO PLAY IN. HAVE FUN. LADIES
AND GENTLEMAN, MAY I PRESENT YOU XONE FIFTHX.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
EVERGREEN TERRACE VS. xONE FIFTHx SPLIT
1. Evergreen Terrace - Blue Eyes, Black Heart
2. Evergreen Terrace - Burned Alive By Time
3. Evergreen Terrace - Cut Down to Oblivion
4. Evergreen Terrace - Bitter Ending
5. xONEFIFTHx - Hey Tallahassee...
6. xONEFIFTHx - Can Adam See Your Boobies?
7. xONEFIFTHx - Four Door Killer
8. xONEFIFTHx - Put Another Quarter in the Jukebox
9. xONEFIFTHx - The Shit Hit the Fan
(LINK FIXED YOU FUCKING BALDING FAGGOTS)
BRIEF REVIEW:
FLORIDA HARDCORE BACK IN 2001 WAS NEVER ANYTHING MORE THAN A BUNCH OF SCENE KIDS TRYING TO MASTER THE HANDLE OF MYSPACE AND DISCOVERING MUSIC ON MP3.COM BEFORE HXCMP3.COM TOOK OVER TWO YEARS AFTERWARDS. IT WAS ALL FUCKING SHITTY. NOT THAT I'VE EVER BEEN A PART OF IT BUT I CAN SAFELY TESTIFY THAT THINGS WERE GOING FINE BEFORE SOME DUDES IN XONEFIFTHX ENDED UP IN JAIL FOR ROBBING GAS STATIONS. I LOVE THE STRAIGHT EDGE MENTALITY. NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL, BUT LOTS OF VIOLENCE, PROMISCUITY AND CAFFEINE-RICH CARBON PRODUCTS, AS WELL AS ROBBING GAS STATIONS, THAT'S DEFINITELY OKAY! THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS. NOW THEY'LL BE EVEN MORE EDGE GETTING PROMISCUOUS IN THE PRISON SHOWER ROOMS WITH BIG WEED-SELLING NIGGERS WHO THEY CALL DADDY WHILE HAVING THEIR BUTTOCKS RIPPED IN HALF WHILE POURING BLOOD. A LIFE OF PURITY INDEED, YOU FUCKING NUTS! WHOO HOO.
I REMEMBER BACK THEN IT WAS ACTUALLY REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE TO WRITE GAY EMOTIONALLY MUSHY RELATIONSHIP LYRICS TO METALCORE WHILE ACTING TOUGH. HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. COINCIDENTALLY, THAT WAS BACK THEN WHEN BAND MEMBERS WERE STILL SIXTEEN AND HAD NOT A SINGLE FUCKING IDEA ABOUT HOW THE FEMALE ANATOMY WORKED (PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY). SO IT'S A WONDER WHY NONE OF THOSE METAPHORICAL AND ALLEGORICAL LYRICS NEVER MADE ANY SENSE. IT WAS LIKE I WAS READING THE MAYAN LITERATURE ABOUT EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL BASTARDS. NONE OF THIS LOVE AND COMPASSION SHIT MAKES SENSE TO ANYONE, ESPECIALLY TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST AND OLDEST FUCKING VIRGIN, MYSELF!
SPEAKING OF LOSING VIRGINITY I THINK I'M GOING TO SHOPLIFT FROM A CHOCOLATE BAR FROM THE CHINKY-ASS KOREAN CORNER STORE AND INSIST TO GET MYSELF LOCKED UP, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH WOMEN LOVE CRIMINALS AND CONVICTS. NEW AND USELESS STUDIES CAME OUT AND SUGGESTED THAT WOMEN DON'T LOGICALLY COME CORRECT IN THE BRAIN AND WOULD LOVE A PSYCHOPATHIC BOYFRIEND WHO ENGAGES IN ACTIVITIES LIKE SERIAL KILLING AND OTHER RISK-TAKING BEHAVIOUR IN ORDER TO FEEL SECURE ... HOWEVER THE FUCK THAT PARADOX WORKS OUT. I PROPOSE EVERYONE GOING OUT AND RAPING AT LEAST TWO WOMAN A DAY AND KILLING AT LEAST ONE A WEEK IN ORDER TO SATISFY THEIR INTERNALLY SUBCONSCIOUS NEEDS AND WANTS. I DO THIS ALL THE TIME AND IT'S AMAZING, THAT IS UNTIL THEY CAPTURE MY FAT ASS AND LOCK ME IN THE SAME INSTITUTION WHERE I CELL-MOSH WITH THE MEMBERS IN XONEFIFTHX.
DEAD FEMALE CARCASSES TURN ME ON LIKE NO OTHER USELESS PIECES OF MEAT
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