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Showing posts with label WHITECHAPEL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WHITECHAPEL. Show all posts

Monday, July 21, 2008

WHITECHAPEL - THE SOMATIC DEFILEMENT

Brief Review:

SITE'S BACK ONLINE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS! JUST AS YOU RIDICULOUS TESTICULAR-JUGGLING HOMOEROTIC METALHEADS THINK YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH PAPER-TIGER SHIT TALK TO SHUT DOWN MY SITE, YOU ARE HORRENDOUSLY WRONG! YOU SEE, I'VE SIMPLY TAKEN A BREAK FROM UPDATING THIS PATHETIC WEBSITE DUE TO THE INTENSIVE MIGRAINES I RECEIVE OFF LISTENING TO YOUR HOLY FUCKING GAY MUSIC!

YOU GUYS THINK YOUR PAPER TIGER HATE-TALK WILL DISCOURAGE ME FROM RUNNING THIS WEBSITE FURTHERMORE? WRONG ON ALL ACCOUNTS YOU FUCKING LIMP-WRISTED GIMPS! I CAN SIT HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND BRAINSTORM A MAGNIFICENTLY COMPOSED PARAGRAPH WRITTEN ABOUT A PILE OF SHIT, THAN YOUR WANKING MESSAGES YOU HAMMER ONTO THE CHATBOX WITH YOUR THREE INCH FLOPPY AND UNCIRCUMCIZED DICKS! GO PLAY WITH YOUR LENGTHY FORESKIN FULL OF SMEGMA UNDERNEATH, YOU VILE CREEPS!

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE... HERE'S SOME NICE DEATHCORE FOR YOU TO FLAIL YOUR ARMS OUT IN THE AIR. FUCK PUSH MOSHING PITS YOU SATANIC FAGGOTS! GO PICK SOME FLOWERS YOU DEMONIC BASEMENT HERMITS. WOW, LUCKILY I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR LIKES OUT IN THE PUBLIC YOU LAUGHABLE GIMPS.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

WHITE CHAPEL - DEMO 2006



BRIEF REVIEW:

MORE HICKY HONKEY WHITE TRASHIES FROM TENNESSEE TO BE INBREEDING ON YOUR IPOD! LAST TIME WHEN THESE GUYS TOURED WITH BENEATH THE MASSACRE, THE VENUE THE PROMOTER BOOKED HERE IN MY CITY WAS SO SMALL WE ALMOST TORE A NEW ASSHOLE IN THE WALL. I LOVE THEIR SOUTHERN ACCENTS THOUGH... I CANNOT IMPERSONATE IT BUT ALLOW ME TO ASSURE YOU IF A GIRL SPOKE TO ME LIKE THAT ALL DAY I'D IMPREGNATE HER, WITH OR WITHOUT CONSENT. TRASHY SOUTHERN GIRLS ARE FUCKING HOT, WHERE DO YOU THINK BRITNEY SPEARS CAME FROM? JUST FOR THAT, I'LL BE UPLOADING HER NEW ALBUM TOMORROW!