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Showing posts with label 7 ANGELS 7 PLAGUES. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Monday, May 4, 2009

7 ANGELS 7 PLAGUES - JHAZMYNE'S LULLABY


1. Someday
2. Commentator's Despair, The
3. Afternoon, The
4. Away With Words
5. Dandelion
6. Arcadia Fades - (Jhazmyne's Lullaby Pt. II)
7. Silent Deaths, Crowded Lives

BRIEF REVIEW:

THE FOLLOWING ARTISTIC STATEMENT WILL BE CONVEYED IN A SPECTRUM OF RAINBOW COLOURS TO FURTHER MANIFEST MY RAGING INNER HOMOGAYNESS|:

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

I NEVER UPDATE THIS STUPID SITE OVER THE SUMMER DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE'S SIMPLY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO DO WITH MY OTHERWISE VEGETATIVE LIFE. THESE ACTIVITIES INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMIT TO ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ESCAPADES IN THE NEAREST BARNYARDS WITHIN MY HICKTOWN AT AN EXCELLING INBREEDING RATE (WHICH I WAS OBVIOUSLY THE PRODUCT OF WHEN MY FAT MOTHER REPRODUCED WITH HER THIN BROTHER AND NOW MY FATHER'S ON A WHEELCHAIR DUE TO HIS CRUSHED SPINE). MY REVIEWS KEEP GETTING SHITTIER AND SHITTIER, POSSIBLY DUE TO AN ONCOMING OF BRAIN CANCER. WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT STUPIDITY WAS SO FUCKING AGONIZING? WHEN I WAS YOUNG THEY ALWAYS HAD ME RIDE IN THE FRONT OF THE SHORT BUS, BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THAT I WAS TOO LONG OF A FERRET AND COULDN'T FIT ON IT. COMPLETELY... SO THEY MADE ME CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DO A BARREL ROLL. WAHHHH!! SUCH IS MY INEXPLICABLY SAD LIFE. HOW ABOUT A TISSUE PLEASE ANYONE? I NEED TO DRY UP MY OCEAN OF TEARS (AFTER USING THE SAME TISSUE TO WIPE MY CAKEY ASSHOLE).

WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THE PRIEST SAID THAT WHATEVER ENDEAVORS WE ENGAGED WITHIN THE CONFESSION ROOM WAS A BLESSING OF SEVEN ANGELS AND SEVEN PLAGUES. THAT WAS UNTIL HIS "INJECTED SEEDS OF GODLIKE BLESSINGS" UP MY BUMHOLE IMPREGNATED WITH A THORNY PORCUPINE THAT RIPPED ME A NEW VAGINA ON ITS WAY OUT. WHAT THE FUCK? THEY NEVER WARNED ME ABOUT THIS IN MATERNITY SCHOOLS!! DOES THIS MEAN GOD HATES ME? AM I FOREVER CONDEMNED? FIND OUT ON THIS SHITTY ALBUM YOU FUCKING ASSFACE FAGGOTS.