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Monday, September 27, 2010

FOR TODAY - BREAKER



01. The Breaker’s Origin
02. Devastator
03. The Advocate
04. The Breaker’s Valley
05. Seraphim
06. Arm The Masses
07. White Flag
08. The Breaker’s Encounter
09. Phoenix
10. Psalm Of The Son
11. King
12. The Breaker’s Commission

Run Time: 35:19
Release Date: 08.31.2010

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BRIEF REVIEW:

IN ORDER FOR THIS REVIEW TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU, YOU MUST READ THE PREVIOUS TWO ENTRIES RECENTLY POSTED ABOUT "FOR TODAY".

LAST NIGHT, JUST AS I THOUGHT MY LIFE CANNOT GET MORE PITIFUL AND EMPTY AND I WAS TYING THAT FUCKING SLIPKNOT TO FINALLY PUT AN ETERNAL END TO MY UNBEARABLE MISERY, MY LIFE WAS SAVED BY THIS GOD'S MISSIONARY AGAIN WHO'S SENT ON THE GREAT MANIFEST DESTINY TO RE-ENLIGHTEN ME OF THE SAD AND MISERABLE LIFE WHICH I'M ALREADY AWARE OF THAT I LIVE ALL OVER AGAIN. HAVING TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS TO MY BLATANTLY SAD EXISTENCE, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF SO FUCKING HARD THAT MY ASS LITERALLY FUCKING FELL OFF MY BODY. GOOD JOB FAGGOT, PERHAPS I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT FOR MY PHYSICAL INJURIES. IT WAS ALL FUN AND LAUGHTER UNTIL FOR I PAINFULLY PONDERED FOR THE NEXT FOLLOWING HOURS HOW I'LL EVER CONSTIPATE AND SHIT IN MY UNCLEANED POTTY EVER AGAIN IF WITHOUT AN ASS. SOME DAYS I WISH I WAS POTTIED TRAINED BEFORE HITTING MY MIDLIFE CRISIS. I FUCKING HATE MY POTTY ANYWAYS, IT STINKS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BECAUSE THE WATER'S NEVER RUNNING PROPERLY IN MY WELFARE BUNGALOW. THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS OFFICIALLY CUT OFF MY SOCIALIZED HYDRO BECAUSE THEY READ MY BLOG SO MUCH HE FINALLY WOKE UP AND REALIZED ALL THOSE INSULTS, THREATS, AND DEFAMATION MEANT THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE THAT NIGGER. I'M SURE THESE JESUS LOVERS SECRETLY DESPISE HIM AS WELL BUT THEY'RE TOO MUCH OF A CHICKENSHIT TO PREACH THEIR HATE ("LOVE", AS THEY CALL IT) ANYWHERE OTHER THAN IN THEIR CHURCHES WHERE THEY OBVIOUSLY HOST CHRISTIAN HARDCORE SHOWS. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THOSE FAGGOT BANDS CUDDLING IN A CIRCLE AND PRAYING TO THE LORD BEFORE BEGINNING THEIR SETS OFF WITH A BREAKDOWN THAT TRIGGERS A DOZEN OF HOMOSEXUAL SCENE KIDS TO FLAIL THEIR ARMS IN A MEETING HALL WHILE THE POPE WATCHES IN TERROR AND INSTANTLY DIES OF A HEART ATTACK WHICH URGES THE NUNS TO COLLECTIVELY PERFORM CPR ON THE OLD MAN IN VAIN AS HE DIES WITH A HARD POST-MORTEM ERECTION. UPON THE NATURE OF HIS DEATH, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT FUCKING CHILD PREDATOR LIKES WOMEN AFTER ALL! WHAT A FUCKING DISCOVERY.

OKAY SO ENOUGH ABOUT ME. THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE-SAVING ANGELIC SAVIOUR WROTE TO ME MINUTES BEFORE MY FINAL ACT OF SUICIDE:

Anonymous said...


What you find humorous is saddening, but you posting my comment brings me joy knowing that SOMEBODY might read it and catch a glimpes of your ignorance. Granted, the ammount of people who might actually waste their time like me reading your blog is probably low, so in the end my efforts will probably be useless. At least I wasted probably 10 seconds of YOUR life as your replied with your cliche antics and about a million "haha's" GOOD ONE CHIEF, CUZ TALKING IN CAPS AND SWEARING AND SAYING WORDS LIKE FAGGOT AND ASSPENIS TOTALLY MAKE YOUR POINTS AND OPINIONS WORTH A SECOND GLANCE.

I don't know you, and you don't know me.. but I did get to you enough for you to need to make yourself feel better by reposting my last comment and attempting to rip it apart with ignorance and stupidity. That's the humor I get out of this. :)
September 26, 2010 8:23 PM

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I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY CAN BE ALMOST AS PRETENTIOUS AND CONTRIVED AS THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. I WOULD FUCKING HATE YOUR WORTHLESS GUTS IF YOU WEREN'T THIS FUCKING HILARIOUS YOU FAGGOT LITTLE COW DOO-DOO. EVERY TIME YOU RESPOND TO MY SHIT POSTS, YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT IN A NEW ENTRY THAT JUST GOES OUT TO RIDICULE THE BAND EVEN MORE YOU FUCKING GIMP SHIT. YOU SEE, YOUR WORDS WOULD POSSIBLY MEAN WEIGHT TO ME IF YOU WEREN'T A BLATANT CONTRADICTION OF YOUR IDEOLOGIES: A DEVOTED CATHOLIC AND A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL. YOU GIVE THE WORDS "HOLY FUCKING FAGGOT" A LITERAL AND COHERENT MEANING YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOT. GOD WILL SMITE THE LIKES OF YOU WIMPY LITTLE WEINERS WITH THE FORM OF AIDS CREATED BY PRIESTS WITH PH.D'S IN SCIENCE THAT HE TRAINED ALONG WITH THE HELPS OF CIA. PREACHING TO ME IS LIKE PLAYING FLUTE TO A COW: POINTLESS, AND I BET YOU LIKE BLOWING INTO A SKIN-FLUTE YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOT. HAVE YOU EVER VISITED THE LEGENDARY SITE GODHATESFAGS.COM ? MY GRANDFATHER FRED PHELP MADE IT PERSONALLY JUST FOR YOU HYPOCRITES AS HE MOLESTED ME TO NO END BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG WHICH ULTIMATELY DAMAGED MY CHARACTER TO AN IRREPARABLE EXTENT THAT IS NOW. GOD HATES YOU, AND GOD DESPISES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I GUESS THERE'S SOME COMMON GROUND BETWEEN US AFTER ALL, SO LET'S SHARE THOSE GROUNDS IN THE PREMISE OF A BEDROOM WHERE WE ANALLY SODOMIZE EACH OTHER. BUT THEN I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO BUTTFUCK THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER IF (1) I AM NOT POTTY TRAINED, (2) I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, AND (3) YOU MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF SO HARD MY ASS ACTUALLY CAME OFF AS PREVIOUSLY INFORMED. IT'S A SAD SAD LIFE FOR BOTH OF US YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. EXCEPT WHEN I OPENLY ADMIT I'M GAY, YOU CHOOSE TO HIDE IN YOUR HOMOSEXUAL CLOSET WHERE YOU PERFORM YOUR VOODOO-CATHOLIC RECITALS BEGGING GOD FOR FORGIVENESS OF WHAT HE ALREADY KNOWS. THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE BY THE TIME YOU HIT SIXTEEN, YOUR ERECTIONS FOR THE JOCKEY BOYS IN YOUR PHYS-ED CHANGE ROOMS CAN NO LONGER BE CONCEALED WHEN EVERYBODY COLLECTIVELY SHOWERS NAKED. ENJOY YOUR ASS-BEATINGS BY THE SIX FOOT FIVE DINESH'S AND JORDAN'S ON THE TEAM YOU MISERABLE GIMP. NOT EVEN HARDCORE DANCING CAN SAVE YOUR ASS FROM GETTING WEDGIED NIGHTLY NOW!  SDALKFASJKDLFJASLKFJWLESDAVXZC ... ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT FAGGOT I WOULD CONTINUE TYPING AND SPEWING OUT EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING THAT COMES TO MY MIND DUMPSTER BUT I JUST SNORTED THE BIGGEST FUCKING LINE OF KETAMINE AND I OFFICIALLY FEEL IT KICKING IT IN SO FUCK OFF AND ALLOW ME TO ENJOY MY JUNKIE PARADISE IN PEACE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.

XXX STRAIGHT EDGE PRIDE FOR LIFE XXX

IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU HAVE TO CONCISELY PLOT YOUR NEXT SERMON IN THE MISERABLE ATTEMPTS OF OUTSMARTING ME WITH YOUR WISDOM, WHEN MY RESPONSES ARE NOTHING MORE THAN JUST RETARDED DOWN-SYNDROMED CRAP I PULL OUT OF MY HAIRY ASSHOLE BEFORE FLICKING IT AT YOU. FUCK YOU, FUCK GOD, FUCK HOMOSEXUALS, AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID BEFORE SHE COMPARED AND COMPLAINED ABOUT YOUR LESS EXEMPLARY PERFORMANCE THE NIGHT BEFORE YOU FUCKING INBRED AGONY.

BRB PEELING THE FORESKIN OFF MY DICK

Thursday, September 23, 2010

FOR TODAY - PORTRAITS

1. "Immanuel (The Challenger)" 0:45
2. "Saul of Tarsus (The Messenger)" 3:46
3. "Nicodemus (The Seeker)" 3:16
4. "Joel (The Watchman)" 4:08
5. "Immanuel (The Redeemer)" 2:33
6. "Elijah (The Forerunner)" 3:10
7. "Benedictus (Song of Zechariah)" 2:49
8. "Ezekiel (The Visionary)" 4:07
9. "Isaiah (The Willing)" 4:03
10. "Talmidim (The Servants)" 4:08

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BRIEF REVIEW:

INITIALLY I LOATHED HAVING TO WAKE UP EVERYDAY AND UPDATE THIS LOUSY SITE TO FILL IN THE EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME I HAVE DOING NOTHING WITH MY HOLY FUCKING POINTLESS LIFE, BUT TODAY I WOKE UP TO NOTHING BUT JOY. WE ALL KNOW I POSTED AN ALBUM OF "FOR TODAY" YESTERDAY, A BAND FULL OF STUPID-ASS BIGOTED RELIGIOUS CATHOLIC-NAZI ZEALOTS. GOD KNOWS THE NEXT MINUTE, MY SITE WOULD BE UNDER ATTACK BY FUCKING ORGANIZED CHRISTIAN CULTS WHICH THE BAND'S OBVIOUSLY POSSESSED BY. I BET THEY SUCKED THE HEAD PRIEST OF THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF ORGANIZED CHRISTIANITY FOR THE COMPENSATION OF TOURING MONEY. NO WONDER THEY HAVE ENOUGH CASH FLOW TO PAY OFF LITTLE OGRE MINIONS WHO WOULD POST RIDICULOUSLY FAGGOT ENTRIES SUCH AS THIS ONE EXPRESSING RESENTMENT:

Anonymous Anonymous said...






For Today goes out and does what they do, and they do it well. You don't agree with their music, cool. You don't agree with their preaching, cool. In the end, they don't give two shits about YOU, this blog, nor your belligerent antics. "Hey, look at me, I can make fun of things, swear a lot, and be awkwardly sexual which makes me awesome!" I can tell you this sir, you are not awesome. This blog ridicules you and any decent form of knowledge you may have. You will probably follow that remark with a "but I don't care" etc, etc. Which proves your immaturity and terrible attempts and stabs at "humor" are a way you waste your time and anybody else's time who decides to look at this blog. I know the dudes in For Today personally, and if you ever met them they would own you with kindness. Now, I know once again you'll say "but I don't care" but you are only hurting yourself, and taking away from yourself the chance to have a good heart.
September 22, 2010 3:57 PM
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H O L Y
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IS THIS FUCKING DUNCE FOR REAL?! IF SO, THERE MUST BE NO GOD AFTER ALL!!

ANYONE WHO CONSUMES EVEN A QUARTER OF EFFORT AS I DO IN WRITING TO RIDICULE THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE IS AN TREMENDOUS FAGGOT IN DESERVING OF SUICIDE!! 

HAHAHA END YOUR FUTILE FAGGOT LIFE AND MAKE YOURSELF AT LEAST MAKING YOUR ROTTING CADAVER USEFUL IN BEING ABSORBED BY MOTHER EARTH AS NUTRIENTS!!! IF YOUR LIFE IS EVEN HALF AS SAD AS MINE THEN THERE'S NO POINT OF LIVING FOR YOU AFTER ALL, NOT EVEN GOD CAN HELP IT! I WOULD'VE KILLED MYSELF DECADES AGO IF I WASN'T TOO MUCH OF AN OBESE WIMP ASS PUSSY!! LORD PLEASE STRIKE SOME LIGHTENING INTO MY POOR BODY AND PUT AN END TO MY PATHETIC LIFE!!!

I KNOW! I'LL JUST MASTURBATE SO MUCH THAT GOD FINALLY GETS SICK OF MY SINNING.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

FOR TODAY - EKKLESIA


1) Intro
2) Infantry
3) Redemption
4) Agape
5) Never Lose Sight Of The Goals
6) Instrumental
7) Words Of Hope
8) Ready For The Fight
9) A Higher Standard
10) With A Passion Burning


BRIEF REVIEW:

OH MY FUCKING GOD NOT ANOTHER JESUS MOLESTING CHRISTIAN HARDCORE BAND! SOMEONE TELL THIS NIGGER FRONTMAN THAT GOD LOATHES ALL HUMAN SPECIES THAT AREN'T EUROPEAN, WHITE AND ANGLOSAXON. SORRY YOU FILTHY TURD MONKEY! MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T CHOP OFF YOUR FILTHY DREADS, YOU'D BE MORE OF A CAUCASIANIZED HIPPIE THAN A BROWN MAN WITH AN ENORMOUS AFRO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BRAIN TUMOUR! HAHAHAHAHAHA WHY ARE ALL THE BIRDS STILL ON THE VERGE OF EXTINCTION WHEN WE HAVE THE PERFECT NESTING HABITAT FOR THEM TO HIBERNATE FOR THE WINTER?! BESIDES, KNOWING THE AFRICAN-AMERICANS AND HOW THEY BIOLOGICALLY FUNCTION, THEY CAN EXERCISE THEIR NEED TO COMMIT CRIMES BY ROBBING THE NEST OF ALL EGGIES AND FEED THEIR NUCLEAR FAMILY OF EIGHTEEN CRIMINAL MEMBERS! FUCKING BREEDING RATS.

I'M NOT RACIST, I'M JUST A DEVOTED REPUBLICAN. AND YES, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE I SWEAR TO GOD, AS I TYPE IN THIS OUTSKIRT FARM IN KANSAS. I HAVE NEVER MET A BLACK PERSON IN MY LIFE BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE EVER APPEAR IN MY AGRICULTURAL TERRITORY I'LL HUNT IT DOWN WITH A SHOTGUN SO FAST HE'LL BE DOWN ON THE GROUND BEFORE HE CAN SAY NIGGA WUT!!!

I'M SO MUCH MORE REDNECK THAN A FUCKING RAPED PROM QUEEN WITH A SLIT THROAT TRAVELLING ALONE AT 2:30 AM AT NIGHT. I MEAN I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE A KNIFE, I JUST GAVE HER SO MANY HICKIES THAT I ENDED UP SEVERING HER FUCKING NECK IN HALF. THEN I PAID A TRIBUTE TO SLIPKNOT BY FUCKING HER SLICED NECK WOUND. YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT PIECES OF A DEAD CORPSE IN MY TUMMY!

ANYWAYS, SEEING HOW FUCKING RELIGIOUS THIS BAND IS, I MANAGED TO GATHER 101 RULES OF BEING CHRISTIAN HARDCORE... LOW AND BEHOLD, HERE IT IS, PRESENTED TO YOU BEFORE ETERNALLY BANISHED FROM THE NET OF BLASPHEMY!! SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK THAT YOU'VE CREATED GOD.

101 Rules of Christian Hardcore/Metalcore
by Dan Terry (aka criesfrommypast THE FAGGOT)

1. One word Zao.
2. Two words Living Sacrifice.
3. If a band uses any kind of profanity ever under any circumstances they are not a "Christian band".
4. Unless its Zao, cuz then you are just talking trash with your hands.
5. You cried when Living Sacrifice broke up.
6. You rejoiced when Living Sacrifice reunited after only 5 years.
7. You tell your friends that you love technical death metal like As I Lay Dying.
8. Killswitch Engage is NOT a Christian band(see rule 3)
9. Breakdowns rule you.
10. You cried when Josh left Norma Jean
11. You cried when Josh started The Chariot
12. All of your albums must be released by Solid State, Facedown, or Blood and Ink, no exceptions.
13. Claim you supported Underoath back when they were black metal.
14. Constantly complain about how Emo is ruining metalcore.
15. Listen to some Blessthefall to make yourself feel better.
16. Destroy the Runner sounds nothing like As I Lay Dying.
17. Never listen to End of Destiny, they are the poor mans Underoath.
18. Never refer to your favorite bands as metalcore, always use words like thrash, death metal, and grindcore.
19. When listening to real thrash, death, and grindcore bands be sure to ask why they dont play breakdowns like real metal bands.
20. Always tell people you listen to death metal.
21. Remember your hair cannot and will not have a consistent part.
22. Never under any cirucmstances listen to Emo.
23. Go listen to some Underoath and Emery
24. Shout at the bands between songs they love it.
25. OMG! Oh, Sleeper!
26. Describe all traditional thrash and death metal as boring and uninspired.
27. Then pop in some Destroy The Runner to cleanse your ears.
28. You refuse to aknowledge that Hopesfall put out anything after No Wings to Speak Of.
29. Tell people you hate black metal because of the bad production.
30. Then promptly pop in The Chariot and kick back.
31. Put away that Killswtich Engage Record! Now! Drop it! Step back!
32. Adam D from Killswitch Engage must produce your album.
33. You cannot listen to any non Christian metalcore, unless its The Agony Scene.
34. Tell everyone that Haste the Day died after Jimmy Ryan left.
35. The Famine is not just Embodyment with deeper vocals, unless you think it is.
36. Refer to anything you dont like as "meh"
37. Constantly complain that Solid State's roster is going downhill.
38. Go to Best Buy every Tuesday to get the latest Solid State releases for only $9.99!
39. Remember that if youre a new band and this is your first album you must always be heavier and more hardcore than all the other bands on the label.
40. If other bands use fists, you use knives
41. If other bands use knives, you use guns
42. If other bands use guns, you use guns that shoot chainsaws!
43. If you dont feel like spelling your bands name over again, just use upper and lower case Xx, people will know what you mean.
44. A standard graphics toolbox for t shirts and websites include pictures of flowers, girls crying, and floating hearts.
45. If you are actually heavy, throw in a butcher knife or chainsaw for good measure.
46. If being metalcore doesnt work out for you, go southern rock.
47. Call yourself Kentucky Fried Hardcore, especially if youre from Maine or California.
48. Only be from the United States.
49. ZOMG! Oh, Sleeper!
50. If you dont have a job make sure to blog surf for free album downloads!
51. Constantly complain that other people arent supporting the scene.
52. Constantly complain that bands never come to your home town.(Make sure to be from a major city)
53. Constantly complain about people who constantly complain.
54. Tell everyone how youve been into metal since you were in school, especially if your still in school.
55. Secretly you wish that your favorite bands would sign to a bigger label and add some more singing.
56. Tell everyone how awesome the new Demon Hunter is.
57. 4 weeks after the ablum hits stores simply tell everyone how "meh" it is.
58. You refer to bands like Living Sacrifice, BTA, and Demon Hunter as "real metal"
59. Demon Hunter is wicca!
60. You have a Demon Hunter Tattoo(its on their website I can prove it)
61. Constantly tell people that Cory from Norma Jean is better than Josh, but listen to Redeemer and Oh God The Aftermath exactly never.
62. Light Blue Collar is the only Luti Kriss song you like.
63. Always refer to Luti Kriss as Norma Jean just to confuse people.
64. Remember when writing breakdowns you are trying to meet a quota.
65. You swear With Blood Comes Cleansing must be getting a bonus check for every breakdown.
66. You cant figure out why you like pig squeals, you just do.
67. Anybody who doesnt like them must not be into real metal.
68. Tell everyone you love brutal death metal bands like With Blood Comes Cleansing.
69. You remember when Job for a Cowboy was Christian.
70. Claim you can understand every word Brook Reeves(Impending Doom) is saying without even trying.
71. You remember Oh, Sleeper! day 2008.
72. Sign up for an underground messageboard and post a topic about As I Lay Dying(IE ZOMG AILD PWNS YOU!)
73. Never under any circumstances use the search feature on any messageboard, ever!
74. Every time you post on the Centurion Outpost messageboard your text gets turned pink.
75. Constantly make fun of Nu metal bands while touting Demon Hunter as "teh best band ever!"
76. Make sure that nobody notices your Mae and Copeland albums in your messenger bag.
77. Jessie Smith is a jerk head face man!(See rule 3)
78. You loved Jessie until the Zao DVD was released.
79. You still loved Zao after the Fear DVD(see rule 4)
80. Your cover artwork and album layout must be only made by Dave Quiggle or Asterick Studios.
81. Tell everyone how you used to be into Satanic metal bands like Slipknot and Korn.
82. Firestream.net is your favorite messageboard ever x50!
83. Always make fun of Unblack! No exceptions.
84. Movie clips are a must, nothing proves the point of your lyrics better than something completely unrelated and taken out of context.
85. You actually own the Norma Jean BBQ Sauce.
86. You admit that Advent just makes you wanna listen to Beloved.
87. Someday in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that the world revolves around, thousands of people will be shocked and perplexed to find out that it wasnt them, sometimes this includes me.
88. Make sure that your track titles are not related to the song in any possible way.
89. Tell people in interviews that each title is deeply related to the lyrics.
90. Make sure to never post your lyrics.
91. In interviews, make sure to never answer questions but to look really distracted.
92. Claim that Jordan Mancino is the fastest drummer on earth.
93. Listen only to the first two Nodes of Ranvier albums.
94. Also in interviews make sure to never have an opinion about anything, sit there for long awkward stretches of time and then simply answer "I kind of like a little of everything"
95. Secretly you pray every day that Between the Buried and Me would be a Christian band.
96. Apply rule #95 to Converge as well.
97. Claim you only like that one Showbread album(be as vague as possible as nobody will guess you love all of them)
98. Always refer to Dan Weyandt's vocals as Black Metal screaming.
99. Get up in arms about the maker of this list being closed minded.
100.One day you will find and kill those invisible ninjas
101.Wear the smallest shorts possible at Cornerstone, hot weather, dust, and puke. Welcome to God's Country

REMEMBER YOU MOTHERFUCKING FOOLS... WE DON'T MOSH IN YOUR CHURCHES, PLEASE DON'T PREACH AT OUR SHOWS! (UNLESS YOU WANNA BAPTIZE ALL OVER MY BALDING SCALP WITH YOUR SACRED AND SPIRITUAL CUM-DRIPS, I FUCKING LOVE IT.)