Brief Review:
VALENTINE'S DAY IS APPROACHING AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FAGGOT YEAR! SO I WROTE A SWEET SWEET POEM THIS YEAR TO SERENADE THE GIRL I'VE BEEN STALKING HOME FROM HER HIGH SCHOOL FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS NOW. MAYBE I WON'T DIE THE WORLD'S OLDEST VIRGIN AFTER ALL! NOW HERE IT GOES...
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A KNIFE
AMAZING POEM? I KNOW. I CAN'T WAIT TO PRESENT THIS SHIT TO HER, SHE'LL BE SO FUCKING IMPRESSED BEYOND BELIEF I WON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START RIPPING OFF HER CLOTHES AND START VIOLATING HER MEAT ALL OVER THE PLACE. ALL THIS TALK HAS GOTTEN ME HARD ONCE AGAIN FOR THE EIGHTH TIME TODAY, SO I GUESS I'M OFF TO DO SOME MORE FAPPING! FAP FAP FAP FAP. ANOTHER WIN FOR ME! BRB.