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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Friday, July 1, 2011

FOR THE LOVE OF - IN CONSEQUENCE

1. Your Infinity (Buried Alive)
2. Relapse
3. Saturate
4. Introvert
5. Deadweightfailure
6. In Consequence


BRIEF REVIEW:

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHY I STILL UPLOAD STUPID BULLSHIT OBSOLETE ALBUMS ON A SITE NOBODY IS EVER GOING TO SPEND EVEN A QUARTER THE TIME OF A MIDNIGHT BATHROOM BREAK INTO READING. TO BE HONEST, ME NEITHER REALLY. UPDATING THIS SITE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS (AND DEFINITELY NOT IN THE HOMOEROTIC WAY MY REPRESSED SEXUALITY LIKES IT). FRANKLY SPEAKING, IT'S WORSE THAN THE HEADACHES I GET AFTER PERFORMING FELLATIO TO DIRTY NEGRO BUMS AT THE END OF MY STREET FOR SPARE CHANGE THAT I USE TO FINALLY AFFORD INTERNET BANDWIDTH IN THE GHETTO.

LISTEN TO THESE JOKES. AREN'T THEY FUCKING OLD? I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN RUNNING THIS STUPID SITE FOR FOUR YEARS AND NEVER HAVE ONCE DID ANYONE TELL ME THEY LIKED ANYTHING ON IT. GOOD YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOTS, I DO THIS TO SOLELY PISS YOU OFF. BUT YET ON THE OTHER HAND, I SEE THE DOWNLOAD BANDWIDTH CONTINUE TO INCREASE AT A DRAMATIC SPEED. IF I GET A BUCK FOR EVERY GIGABYTE OF BULLSHIT YOU FUCKERS DOWNLOAD FROM MY SITE THEN I'D NO LONGER BE LIVING IN MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT AND STARVING OFF FOOD STAMPS YOU STUPID RETARDED GIMPS. BUT I FIGURED JUST LIKE ANYTHING ELSE IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, NOTHING WE DO HERE TO SERVE THE COMMUNITY IS EVER PROFITABLE. SO IN A WAY, THAT'S FINE, REALLY. EVER SINCE GOOGLE AD REJECTED MY SITE AS A PROMOTIONAL VENUE, ME AND MY TEN HALF NIGGER BABIES HAVE BEEN LIVING OFF THE NON-EXISTENT SOCIAL PENSIONS WE SCAM OFF THE GOVERNMENT FOR FAKING QUADRIPLEGIC-RELATED DISABILITIES THAT ARE CERTIFIED BY A BOGUS CLINIC. THERE IS NO INCENTIVE FOR ME TO WRITE THIS MUCH BULLSHIT FOR THE SAKE OF AN OUTDATED ALBUM THAT NEVER USED TO EVEN BE MAINSTREAM WHEN WE WERE STILL RELATIVELY YOUNG AND STILL HAD HAIR. AND NOW WITH THE ONSLAUGHT OF ALL THIS POINTLESSLY CARBON-COPIED DEATHCORE BULLSHIT, I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MUSIC ANYMORE. SHOULD I STILL UPDATE THIS SITE AND PRETENTIOUSLY THROW RACIST, MISOGYNISTIC POOP JOKES ALL DAY, OR SHALL I FINALLY THROW THE WHITE TORCH AND GIVE UP ON LIFE THUS ULTIMATELY COMMITTING SUICIDE?? I THINK THE LATTER OPTION IS VERY FEASIBLE.

BEING AN UNEMPLOYED SIXTY-FIVE YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE ISN'T EASY. EVERYDAY I JOIN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH TO PICKET IN FRONT OF LOCAL DEATHCORE SHOWS HELD IN ALL AGE VENUES WITH SIGNS LIKE "YIFF IN HELL, SCENE KIDS". LITTLE DO THESE RELIGIOUS BIGOTS KNOW THAT I'M ONLY THERE TO CHECK OUT THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD EMO KIDS WITH DISGUSTING RACCOON MOPS THEY HAVE FOR HAIR AND SECRETLY JERKING OFF IN MY OVERLY-BAGGY JUGGALO TROUSERS THAT ARE WORN TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY IMMENSELY SMALL BONER. I AM SO FED UP WITH EVERY FUCKING THING IN THIS GODDAMN WORLD. ONCE I TRIED PUSH MOSHING IN A DEATHCORE PIT AND HIT SOME KID FLAILING HIS FAGGOT WINDMILLING ARMS BY ACCIDENT AND THE KID CRIED SO HARD TO HIS PARENTS  STANDING THE BACK OF THE SHOW, THAT THE MOTHER CAME IN AND KARATE CHOPPED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. NOW I AM TYPING ON THIS COMPUTER WITHOUT MY RIGHT ARM AND THIS UPDATE IS TAKING ME 10,000 HOURS TO COMPLETE. I WAS GOING TO CLAIM INSURANCE UNTIL I REALIZED KID'S FUCKING FATHER IS ACTUALLY THE CEO OF MANULIFE INSURANCE SO THEY REJECTED MY CLAIM AND ALSO FILED A LAWSUIT ON ME FOR PREYING ON THEIR CUTE LITTLE BOY WHO'S SO GODDAMN ANGRY AT THE WORLD. BUT SERIOUSLY. THESE FUCKING KIDS COME FROM UPPER MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBS AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE SO GODDAMN PISSED OFF ABOUT. THE FACT THAT YOUR PARENTS CAN AFFORD SUCH EXPENSIVE INSTRUMENT LESSONS FOR YOU FROM THEIR TRUST FUNDS MUST HAVE RUINED YOUR CHILDHOOD BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNEW HOW TO LIFE IS LIKE LIVING IN A TRAILOR. IT SUCKS I KNOW, BECAUSE GRASS IS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE AS ALWAYS. YOU ARE THE KIDS WHO CRY YOURSELVES TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER STRIPPING NUDE ON STICK-AM IN THEIR HALF A MILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIES BECAUSE THEIR LIFE IS SO HARD WHEN NOBODY OVER ONLINE NETWORKING CAN EVER UNDERSTAND YOUR SHELTERED SOULS. THEN IN A MANIC EPISODE OF MISERY, YOU GO ON A HEDONISTIC SPENDING SPREE WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY MONEY AND INHERITANCE ON SAILOR JERRY TATTOOS AND BANNERS OF NAMES OF GUYS WHO WON'T TALK TO YOU AFTER IMPULSIVE FORNICATION. I CAN'T STAND STUPID SUBURBAN REJECTS -- HERE I AM MISSING A FUCKING RIGHT ARM TO MASTURBATE TO YOUR PICTURES AND THERE YOU ARE CUTTING YOUR RIGHT ARM HOPING TO HIT THE MAJOR ARTERIES SO THAT ONE GUY WILL END UP FEELING SORRY FOR YOU AFTER VIEWING YOUR MASOCHISTIC IMAGES ON TWITTER.

IN TANDEM, I HATE UPDATING THIS STUPID SITE. I HATE MUSIC. AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE THESE STUPID SCENE KIDS IN EVERY INAPPROPRIATE WAY POSSIBLE, I REALIZE I HATE THEM. OOPS. YIFF IN HELL, SCENE KIDS. NOW BRB, I'M JOINING THE PHELPS TO PICKET ANOTHER SOLDIER'S FUNERAL. BUT YOU WOULDN'T CARE BECAUSE NOT EVEN DEATH IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND FAMILIES TORN APART IS AS AGONIZING AS YOUR TRIVIAL, MUNDANE, MATERIALISTIC ISSUES THAT HAPPEN ON A MEANINGLESS DAILY BASIS. ENJOY YOUR QUARTER LIFE CRISIS IN HELL.

P.S. GOD HATES YOU AND I AM GOD

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i love you and i love this site, please dont shut it down and go on!