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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label ARMA ANGELUS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ARMA ANGELUS. Show all posts

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Arma Angelus - Where Sleeplessness Is Rest From Nightmare

1. An Anthem For Those Without Breath and Heart 1:24
 2. We Are the Pale Horse 4:19
 3. For the Expatriates of Human Civilization 3:56  
 4. To Feel No More Bitterness Forever 4:42
 5. Misanthrope 4:34
 6. Cold Pillows and Warm Blades 5:19
 7. I'm Every Broken Man 11:47


BRIEF REVIEW:

HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE FUCKING DEAD MAN BUTCHERED ACROSS HIS BED ON THE ALBUM COVER. THANK GOD I'M A VEGETARIAN. SOMEONE MUST HAD A VERY SHITTY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PSYCHOPATHIC LANDLORD BY NOT PAYING HIS MONTHLY OVERDUE. LET THIS BE A LESSON FOR ALL YOU BROKE-ASS TOUGH-GUY FAGGOTS OUT THERE: REFRAIN FROM SPENDING THE ENTIRE PORTION OF YOUR WELFARE CHECK INTO GAY-ASS LOOKING CHEST-PIECE TATTOOS AND ACTUALLY CONSIDER FUNDING OTHER PRIORITIES IN YOUR LIFE SUCH AS COLLEGE AND RENT, YOU FUCKING USELESS MORONS. SERIOUSLY, TELL ME HOW HARD CAN IT POSSIBLY BE TO HOLD YOUR POORLY-MANAGED LIVES TOGETHER? I MEAN, IN A WORLD WHERE AN APE-PRANCING NIGGER CAN BE FIT TO GOVERN THE MOST POWERFUL NATION IN THE WORLD, WHAT SORT OF POTENTIAL DOES IT REQUIRE FOR YOU USELESS FUCKS TO MIGRATE OUT OF SUBURBIA AND SECURE A JOB IN THE CITY? GO WIPE A RICH OLD QUADRIPLEGIC MAN'S ASS FOR A LIVING TO THE RHYTHM OF YOUR BREAKDOWNS YOU SHIT-SCRAPING TOUGH-GUY MOTHERFUCKERS!

THANK GOD THIS BAND BROKE UP. I WAS LOSING SLEEP OVER THE FACT THAT THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER, UNTIL ONE DAY I WOKE UP LIKE THAT GUY ON THE ALBUM COVER. WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T WAKE UP AT ALL. I SERIOUSLY PONDER HOW THEY MANAGED TO GO ON SHITTY-ASS TOURS AND MARKETED THEIR ALBUMS WITHOUT THE FBI TRAILING THEIR RAGGEDY ASS VANS FOR HOMICIDAL SUSPICIONS. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WORST TOUR EVER, WITH GOVERNMENT-ISSUED BLACK VANS FOLLOWING THEM ACROSS THE STATE. KIDS MUST HAVE BEEN FURIOUS THAT THEY COULDN'T MOSH WITHOUT KARATE-CHOPPING THE MEN-IN-BLACK'S STANDING NEAR THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE PITS. YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD #1: WINDMILLING SECRET AGENT JOHN DOE IN THE FACE. SENTENCED FIVE YEARS IN PRISON.

LAST TIME I SAW A HARDCORE BAND BEING FEATURED ON CRIME INVESTIGATION WAS WHEN EARTH CRISIS WAS GIVEN A SPOTLIGHT ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED FOR THEIR FAN'S ENGAGEMENT IN ANIMAL FRONT LIBERATION TERRORISM. IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, THEY WERE DUMBFOUNDED AND MUTTERED SOME INDECIPHERABLE SHIT LIKE "UMM, STRAIGHT EDGE AND VEGANISM IS LIFE, BRO." UMM, YEAH BRO! MY DICK IS A ZUCCHINI, WANNA MUNCH ON IT LIKE THE HUGE FRUITS YOU ARE?!

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH *SPLAT* ... OOPS SORRY, NEVER REALIZED MY VEGETABLE IS SO SEEDY! TEHEHEHE.

I ESPECIALLY LOVED HOW AMERICA'S MOST WANTED PORTRAYED THE STRAIGHT EDGE MOVEMENT AS A TERRORIST MOVEMENT. YEAH, HOW LOGICAL ... STRAIGHT EDGE IS EQUIVALENT TO AL-QAEDA?! NO WONDER! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. THEY DON'T DRINK, SMOKE OR FUCK BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL RADICAL MUSLIMS WHO FAST  ON A TWENTY-FOUR HOUR BASIS. ASIDE FROM GETTING TATTOOS EXPRESSING THEIR RADICAL ISLAMIC BELIEFS, THEY CHILL OUTSIDE OF MOSQUES WHERE ALL STRAIGHT-EDGE BANDS ARE BOOKED. MEAT CONSUMPTION IS STRICTLY RESTRICTED, UNLESS IT'S 100% HALAL MEAT SHIPPED FROM FUCKING GAY-ASS PAKISTAN. HOLY FUCKING BRILLIANT FOX NEWS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. YOUR PATRIOTIC PROPAGANDA MAKES ME WANT TO CONSCRIPT MYSELF IN THE ARMY AND SHOOT ENOUGH TOWELHEADS TO SHIP THEIR DEAD CORPSES BACK TO EARTH CRISIS IN ORDER TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO CONSUME FLESH AND BLOOD LIKE THE FUCKING PUSSIES THEY ARE.

DEAR VEGAN BITCHES: I'M GONNA EAT YOUR NASTY ASS PUSSIES FOR BREAKFAST AND VIOLATE YOUR CREED BY MAKING SHOVING MY MEAT INTO YOUR CUNT LIPS, BEFORE PRO-CREATING SOME LIVING ORGANISM NINE MONTHS AFTER AND EATING THAT AS WELL! HOW'S THAT FOR YOUR MEAT FREE POLICY YOU STUPID SQUARES?

YUM YUM YUM DEAD AND ROTTEN MEAT EVERYWHERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Arma Angelus - The Grave End Of The Shovel

/01 INTRO.mp3 4.6 Mb
/02 Misanthrope.mp3 8.0 Mb
/03 The Moral Escapist.mp3 6.3 Mb
/04 Victoria.mp3 7.6 Mb
/05 The Death Of Sociopath Americana.mp3 9.1 Mb
/06 The Depression Fidelity.mp3 9.2 Mb

BRIEF REVIEW:

I HOPE SOME OLD FOOL IN YOUR FAMILY DIES ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY BY BEING DEVOURED BY A GAY DOLPHIN WHILE CROSSING A BUSY DOWNTOWN INTERSECTION, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESSLY BROKE-ASS MUSIC-LEECHING INFERIORS!

NORMALLY I'D PULL SOME HILARIOUS TRICK OUT OF THE DEPTH OF MY SLIT EMO WRISTS THAT MANIFEST MY SAD AND ABHORRENT LIFE ON THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY. BUT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, A FEEDBACK RESPONSE I RECEIVED OFF THIS CERTAIN SECTION OF MY WEBSITE JUST COMPLETELY FUCKING KILLS IT.  I DON'T USUALLY FEATURE OTHERS' FEEDBACKS AND COMMENTS ON MY WEBSITE BECAUSE I CONSIDER IT SHAMELESS SELF-MASTURBATION (WHICH I FREQUENTLY PERFORM TO MYSELF IN THE MIDST OF MY BATHROOM STARING INTO A MIRROR), BUT THIS ONE LITERALLY TAKES THE DELICIOUS CAKE. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, MAY I PRESENT YOU THE HONOUR OF THE BEST PEER-REVIEW I HAVE EVER RECEIVED FROM FAGGOTS ALMOST TO MY OWN VERY MAGNITUDE:

Anonymous said...

Wow you are a real douche bag arent you? why dont you get a real fucking life you stupid prick! I mean really is your life so lonley and meaningless that you have to spend your whole life making fun of people that you hate? ok yeah we get it! you don't like it! doesnt mean you need to make a public annoucement! like seriously this is the most wasted peice of space i've seen in my life! You're the real faggot here not them. I mean look at your website, gay sex sites, gay dating sites, gay porn sites, Pervert. If you're trying to make a point across then you're failing epically and guess what? i'm your first comment! what does that tell you! Everyone probably thinks your just a lifeless stupid fucking cunthole who doesnt have anything else better to do with their time. You're such a loser dude. Like i don't even know you but i wanna stab you in the neck! OK here's what you need to die, go to your kitchen right? Pull a knive, sharp one, out of your silverware drawr, AND FUCKING MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND THEN HANG YOURSELF IN YOUR CLOSET BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE YOU FUCKING RETARTED ASSHOLE! I can't even believe some one would be this fucking stupid that they would put their time and effort in making a wholeee website just saying what a douchebag you are and explaining all the reasons you need to go die? Dude there's gay people out there-like me-get over it!!!! god damn if your really that unpleased with the world then seriously why cant you go kill yourself already!? i'm sure it'll make everyone else happy!!!!!! think about somebody but yourself for once maybe! Dude have you even seen how long your website is?? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? Ya okay, hey you guys i think i'm just gonna make a website about these people i hate by making fun of them and trying to get other people to do it to!! years later.... you check the website... website visits-o. that's how fucking retarted this website thing is! the only reason i even went on it is because i wanted to see how damn retarted one person could possibly be! i thought no way! but i stand corrected! GO FUCKING DIE IN A HOLE BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE AND YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE IF YOU WASTE YOUR TIME DOING THIS ALL DAY! and now i'm done because i'm not like you, im not gonna waste my whole day telling someone how much i hate them, i have a life to live. Hope you grow up someday... or you know... die? second option is better. yeah do that. :) k have a wonderful day doing nothing you waste of sperm :)

oh and p.s:
everyone hates you if you didnt know! ya go kill yourself now that'd be smart. but before you do that delete this website for the sake of even more people hating you while your dead rotting in the ground. Fuck you! k bye. fag.

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WHAT HAS INSPIRED THIS HETEROSEXUALLY-DEPRIVED TRANNY TO HIT AN ESTROGEN PEAK I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW. I HOPE THIS GRADE-A HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT WILL SERVE AS A WARNING FOR EVERY BODY-BUILDING TRANSVESTITE TO READ THE SIDE-EFFECT LABELS OF THEIR BREAST-EXPANSION PILLS BEFORE BINGING ON THEM, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT SLEEP FOR TEN DAYS STRAIGHT AT A GAY PRIDE RAVE MARATHON.

LAST TIME I ATTENDED ONE, I WAS GOING TO INDUCE TWELVE ECSTASY PILLS ALL AT ONCE. EXCEPT MY FRIENDS WERE DEALT THE GOOD ONES, LIKE THE PINK DOLPHINS MEANWHILE ALL I GOT WAS THE BLACK DICKS. AS MY STUPID FUCKING BUDDIES WERE TRIPPIN BAWLS OFF THEIR HIGHLY-EFFECTIVE MDMA PILLS, I SAT THERE WAITING FOR THE BLACK DICKS TO KICK IN ONLY TO NO AVAIL. THAT IS, UNTIL LIL' RAEKWON RANDOMLY CAME CHARGED ME FROM BEHIND WHILE NAKED, AND PLUGGED HIS EIGHTEEN INCH OH-HENRY INTO THE SLIPPERY-SLOPE OF MY GRAND MUD CANYON. HOLY FUCK, THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST E-TRIP I'VE EVER HAD!

SEND ME MORE LOVEMAILS FAGGOTS I'M LOVIN' IT LIKE FAGGOT RONALD MCDONALDS LOVE MCDICKS