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Friday, November 18, 2011

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - THE GREAT MISDIRECT

1. "Mirrors" 3:38
2. "Obfuscation" 9:15
3. "Disease, Injury, Madness" 11:03
4. "Fossil Genera – A Feed from Cloud Mountain" 12:11
5. "Desert of Song" 5:34
6. "Swim to the Moon" 17:54
Total length: 59:34

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BRIEF REVIEW:

IN CASE ALL YOU FAGGOTS ARE IN A DEEP SLUMBER WITH YOUR HEAD FAR UP EACH OTHER'S ANUSES, NOVEMBER THE 16TH OF 2011 MARKED A CRITICAL DAY WHEN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - LAND OF THE FREE - IS TRYING TO CENSOR THE INTERNET. IF THIS COUNTRY'S ADMINISTRATION PREVAILS, MUCH OF ALL THIS HORRID DIARRHEA YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING WILL BE CENSORED IN THE ACT OF BASTARDIZING OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN WHAT THEY CALL "A LAND OF THE FREE". HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS. SO LADIES AND GENTLEFAGGOTS, THIS UPDATE WILL BE AN ENTRY DEDICATED TO HOW I FEEL ABOUT CENSORSHIP AND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS...

WOMEN AND NIGGERS ARE NOT REALLY HUMAN BEINGS. THEREFORE SUBHUMANS SHOULD NOT BE ELIGIBLE TO VOTE. IF ALL THEIR BALLOTS CAN BE NULLIFIED FOR THE NEXT ELECTION THEN I DOUBT IF WE'LL EVER HAVE ANOTHER APE MONKEY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENCY. I ENDORSED THE ASSASSINATION OF JOHN F. KENNEDY BECAUSE HEADSHOTS ARE COOL. IN FACT, THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAD WITH THE STATE'S CONSPIRACY TO ASSASSINATE THAT GIMPY LIBERAL FAGGOT KENNEDY IS THAT WHEN HIS BRAIN GOT OBLITERATED BY BULLETS, THERE WAS NO "HEADSHOT!" CALL LIKE IN MODERN WARFARE 2. THAT WAS QUITE A DISAPPOINTMENT. IF ONLY VIDEO GAMES ARE REAL THEN PERHAPS I CAN GO OUT HEISTING VEHICLES ALL DAY AND SHOOT HOOKERS WHO SAY NO TO MY GROTESQUE PHYSICAL APPEALS. SO THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO PUT THE VIBRATING JOYSTICKS TO MY SCROTUM EVERY TIME I DROP A NUKE IN THE TOILET. I LIKE NUKES. WE SHOULD BOMB EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY THAT ISN'T WHITE SO PERHAPS THEN WE WON'T HAVE THIS MUSLIM ATROCITY THAT'S CURRENTLY OVERTAKING EUROPE. SO THAT WAY RADICAL RIGHT WING NORWEIGIAN FAGGOTS WON'T BE SO STUPID AS TO SHOOT THEIR OWN PEOPLE TO PROVE A POINT ON A FUCKING ISLAND CAMP. I WISH SUICIDE BOMBERS WOULD DECLARE JIHAD ON MY FUCKING WEBSITE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. WHAT ARE YOU ASSWIPES GOING TO DO, DELICATELY WRAP A TICKING TIME BOMB AROUND YOUR EIGHT YEAR OLD PROSTITUTE'S BURKA AND THROW IT AT MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA? I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS ISLAMIC ATROCITY GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOUR SAND NIGGER LIVES. SPEAKING OF NIGGERS ONCE AGAIN, I WISH AFRICA WOULD JUST EVOLVE ALREADY SO THEY CAN BE UP TO PAR WITH THE REST OF THE SPECIES LIVING IN THIS WORLD. BUT NOPE. ALL THEY LACK IS BRAINS AND HAVE BIG DICKS (WHICH THEY USE TO STICK INTO OTHER ANIMAL'S ANUSES IN ORDER TO CONTRACT AIDS). ALL NIGGERS SHOULD GO JAYWALK ACROSS THE STREETS OF CHINA AND GET RAN OVER BY IMPAIRED GOOKS WHO CANNOT DRIVE THEIR SHITTY '95 HYUNDAI'S. I HOPE MORE TSUNAMIS HIT JAPAN AND THEY MAKE A HILARIOUS ANIME SERIES OUT OF IT. THAT WOULD BE COMEDY.  AND DEAR NORTH KOREA: COME AT ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. GRIND YOUR NUKES UP MY ASSHOLE. AND OH GOD I HATE MEXICO PLEASE SHOOT ALL THE ILLEGAL ALIENS CROSSING THE BORDERS OF TEXAS RIGHT ON SITE. IN FACT I'M DOING THAT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M A REDNECK HICK AND I HATE EVERYBODY OF ALL INFERIOR EXISTENCE WHO AREN'T ME AND MY DEAR SISTER. I LOVE MY LUCY-LOO SO MUCH I MATED HER AND HAD A BUNCH OF LITTLE INBRED WEBMASTER JUNIORS RUNNING AROUND THIS TRACTOR TRAILOR. THE DEPUTY COUNTY SHERIFF CHASES ME DOWN DAILY ON THESE NARROW COUNTY ROADS WHENEVER I ROLL A 60MPH FROM MY FARM TO THE GROCERY STORE BECAUSE I'M DRUNK DRIVING THESE DIRT ROADS ON A DAILY BASIS. AND THE ONLY THING IN COMMON I'LL EVER HAVE WITH THE RAP GROUP "NIGGERS WITH ATTITUDE" IS MY EVERYDAY SLOGAN OF "FUCK DA POLICE" WHEN I'M PUT IN CUFFS AND FOR PRODUCING METH IN THE BACK OF MY RAGGEDY PIECE OF SHIT SUV. I SELL COCAINE AND METH TO SUCH A SHEER EXTENT THAT COLUMBIA IS GOING BANKRUPT BECAUSE OF ME. AND FUCK COLUMBIA. BUT BY COLUMBIA I MEAN THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, THE SO-CALLED HEAD OF THIS MISERABLE STATE. ONCE I TRIED PERFORMING A BASEMENT SATANIC RITUAL AS AN INITIATION TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI AND I ENDED UP ACCIDENTALLY WAKING UP A BUNCH OF FINANCIAL DEMONS WHO SUMMONED THE SECOND WORST DEPRESSION IN THREE YEARS. HOW AM I GOING TO BUY MORE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TO PUT ON MY 100,000,000 GIGABYTE STORAGE SPACE NOW? BRB, I'M GOING TO FIND OUT BY OCCUPYING SOME WALL STREET. AFTER THAT,  I'M GOING TO JERK OFF IN THE MOUTHS OF EVERY CHIEF DIRECTOR IN THE RECORDING INDUSTRY ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA THE NEXT TIME  THEY TALK ABOUT BLACKLISTING "ROGUE WEBSITES" LIKE MINE THAT OFFER THE PUBLIC NOTHING MORE THAN JUST AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLOIT THE ARTISTS (WHICH IS SOMETHING THEIR BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY IS HYPOCRITICALLY BASED ON).

DEAR AMERICA, YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE GREATEST THREAT OF TERRORISM YET. NO, IT'S NOT MUSIC PIRACY OR ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS. IT IS ME: THE MINUTE I AIM MY BUTT AND FART TOWARDS ANY GREAT INSTITUTIONS ERECTED BY OUR FOREFATHERS (AKA THE BLACK&WHITE HOUSE), IT AUTOMATICALLY EXPLODES. 

 FUCK YOU AND THE ABOLISHMENT OF MY FREE SPEECH.

Friday, January 1, 2010

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - SELF-TITLED

01. More Of Myself To Kill 6:48
02. Arsonist 4:50
03. Aspirations 5:45
04. What We Have Become 5:07
05. Fire For A Dry Mouth 6:05
06. Naked By The Computer 5:34
07. Use Of A Weapon 4:51
08. Shevanel Cut A Flip 9:29


BRIEF REVIEW:

I FUCKING DESPISE SEASONAL HOLIDAYS. IN THE FESTIVE OF THINGS, PEOPLE ARE SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THEIR FAMILIES AND "LOVED ONES". WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO AFOREMENTIONED CRAP ANYWAYS?! LAST TIME I CONVINCED MYSELF THAT I HAD A FAMILY AND NOT RAISED IN A FUCKING GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED GROUP HOME, THE COUNSELLOR FORCE-FED ME SALTY SEMEN ON A NIGHLY BASIS ON TOP OF MY CREAKY BUNK-BED THAT I SHARED WITH MY NIGGER BUDDY "AHKINGS" WHO MUGGED ME OF MY BALONEY SANDWICHES ON A DAILY BASIS (AND IF THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, MIND YOU, AHKINGS WAS STRICTLY A MUSLIM AND ENTIRELY FUCKING VEGETARIAN!). I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY LOVES MOLESTING A HIDEOUSLY FAT FRECKLE-FACED GINGER LIKE ME, BUT EVERY TIME THEY DID IT, I FUCKING CRIED MY MISERABLE ASS OFF BECAUSE IT JUST FELT SO GODDAMN GOOD. WHO SAID YOU CAN'T MIX PAIN WITH PLEASURE, YOU FUCKING LOVE-CYNICAL FAGGOTS?!

I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH LONELINESS. EVERY YEAR WHEN CHRISTMAS TIMES, I INVITE ALL MY IMAGINARY LITTLE PUPPET FRIENDS OVER FOR A FUCKING TEA PARTY. I SEW THEM UP MYSELF WITH BUTTONS FOR EYES AND A SOCKET FOR MY FINGERS, AND HAVE NAMED THEM FROM "ADAM" TO "JONES" TO "ZACK" RESPECTIVELY IN THE ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IT WASN'T UNTIL THIS YEAR WHEN I REALIZED TEN WASN'T MERELY ENOUGH WITH ALL THE EXTRA TEA LEAVES I'VE RAKED OFF MY LANDLORD'S COMPOSE BIN, SO I SEWED MYSELF A NEW ONE NAMED WHICH I PLACED RIGHT ON MY LONG, THICK AND ERECT PENIS. I NAMED HIM ZUHAIR BECAUSE HE'S BROWN DUE TO THE FREQUENT CONTACT WITH THE INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE. HEY ZUHAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU REFRAIN FROM BEING A DIRTY PAKISTANI AND GET SOME DEODERANT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SMELL LIKE MY PUTRID SHIT?!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T UPDATE THIS SITE. MY LONELINESS HAS TAKEN A FUCKING TOLL NOWADAYS THAT I'D CALL THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR BEING THE LONELIEST MAN ON EARTH, EXCEPT THAT IF I HAD ANY CELLUAR OR MOBILE CONTACT WITH ANYONE IN THIS OUTSIDE WORLD, I'D IMMEDIATELY BREAK THE RECORD. GODDAMN YOU FAGGOTS! STOP COMING TO VISIT ME ON MY MY SITE, I'M SETTING UP A FAGGOT WORLD RECORD!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - THE SILENT CIRCUS

1. Lost Perfection: A) Coulrophobia
2. Lost Perfection: B) Anablephobia
3. Camilla Rhodes
4. Mordecai
5. Reaction
6. Shevanel Take 2
7. Ad A Dglgmut
8. Destructo Spin
9. Aesthetic
10. The Need For Repetition


BRIEF REVIEW:

LAST TIME I VISITED "THE SILENT CIRCUS", IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S RANCH. I GUESS I ARRIVED THERE A LITTLE TOO FUCKING LATE BECAUSE HIS DEATH HAS OFFICIALLY 'SILENCED' ALL BUSINESSES AT HIS LEGENDARY PLAYGROUND WHERE I HAD MY SCROTOMOUS JOYSTICK TOUCHED BY HALF-BLACK HALF-WHITE ALL-DEFORMED HUMANOID SPECIES JUST LIKE THE CEO HIMSELF! I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST RIDE THUSFAR, WAS A RIDE CALLED JANET JACKSON. I WAS GOING IN AND OUT OF THESE TUNNELS UNTIL A POOL OF LIQUID SQUIRTED ALL OVER ME. I PASSED OUT IN EXCITEMENT UNTIL DAYS AFTER WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE EMERGENCY RESPONSE TRAUMA UNIT, DYING OF AIDS!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE THE HELL AIDS CAME FROM. APPARENTLY IT WAS INTRODUCED TO THE HUMAN RACE AFTER SOME HORNY ASSHOLE FUCKED A "GREEN MONKEY" IN AFRICA. GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU VILE ASSHOLES ... AT LEAST IT WAS A "GREEN MONKEY", INDICATING THAT UNLIKE THE REST OF THE POPULATION AROUND HIM, THE PERPETRATING NIGGER HIMSELF WAS NOT A RACIST ONE. I REMEMBERED DAVE CHAPPELLE ONCE MADE A STAGE JOKE ABOUT HOW THIS SPECULATION COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE TRUE, CONSIDERING AS I QUOTE HIM, "NOBODY FUCKS A MONKEY ONE DAY AND THEN FUCK A HUMAN THE NEXT DAY, BECAUSE ONCE YOU FUCK A MONKEY, YOUR PREFERENCE OF SEXUALITY IS FIXED ON FUCKING MONKEYS. THIS STRICTLY RESTRICTS ANY CHANCE OF HAVING SEXUAL INTERACTIONS WITH THE HUMAN RACE." THEN THE CROWD APPLAUDS HIM, THINKING "WOW, THIS MEMBER OF THE BLACK NEGROID RACE IS ONE OF ACTUAL IMPRESSIVE LOGIC!" WRONG.

I STRONGLY REFUTE TO HIS ACADEMIC RESEARCH THESIS. WHY? BECAUSE ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY LIKE AFRICA, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN A MONKEY AND ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE BLACK RACE ANYWAYS?! THAT BIG SAVAGE NIGGER COULD HAVE JUST FUCKED A MONKEY THE FIRST DAY THINKING IT WAS HIS WIFE THEREFORE CONTRACTING AIDS, AND THEN FUCKED HIS WIFE THE NEXT DAY IN ORDER TO PRODUCE HIS EIGHTY-FIFTH OFFSPRING IN HIS COMMUNAL FAMILY! AND THEN HIS WIFE, BEING THE CHEATING FUCKING SKANK SHE IS, WENT ON AND SLEPT WITH THE MAILMAN WHO DELIVERS AFRICAN LETTERS WRITTEN IN HIEROGLYPHIC IMAGES (SEEING THAT MOST NIGGERS ARE ILLITERATE AND HAVE NO EFFECTIVE SYSTEM OF LITERACY). THE MAILMAN THEN JERKED OFF INTO EVERY SINGLE ENVELOPE IN HIS POSTAL OFFICE AND SPREAD AIDS ACROSS THE CONTINENT, INFECTING EVERYONE! NO! BAD JAMAL, BAD! GO BACK TO YOUR DOGPEN JAMAL, GROUNDED FOR THREE WEEKS WITHOUT TREATS!

MY THEORY? I BET IT WAS DAVE CHAPPELLE WHO FUCKED THAT GREEN MONKEY ANYWAYS, AND THEN REFUTING TO THE SCIENTIFIC THEORY IN ORDER TO PUT A CARPET OVER HIS HUMILIATING DEED. GOOD JOB YOU BIG FUCKING COVERUP FAILURE, YOUR ANIMALISTIC BEHAVIOURS MANIFEST THEMSELVES IN YOUR FUCKING VILE STAGE ACTS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE AND GO PERFORM ON TOP OF A RISING VOLCANO YOU ASSHOLE. AND TO THINK CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ARE SPECULATING THAT THE WESTERN GOVERNMENTS PRODUCED THIS INCURABLE DISEASE IN ORDER TO DESTROY AFRICA... HA. IF ONLY YOUR COUNTRY WAS THAT FUCKING BRILLIANT YOU HICKY WHITE TRASH FAGGOTS.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - COLORS

1. "Foam Born (a) The Backtrack" – 2:13
2. "Foam Born (b) The Decade of Statues" – 5:20
3. "Informal Gluttony" – 6:47
4. "Sun of Nothing" – 10:59
5. "Ants of the Sky" – 13:10
6. "Prequel to the Sequel" – 8:36
7. "Viridian" – 2:51
8. "White Walls" – 14:13

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHOEVER THE FUCK IN YOUR LIFE TOLD YOU TO "NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVERS" OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER READ A REVIEW ON ON DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS RUNNING THROUGH THEIR LSD-MELTED HEADS WHEN THEY GOT THE VISIONARY INSPIRATION TO GET A FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLD SQUEEGEE TO BLURT OUT AN EIGHT-MINUTE DISASTER ON MICROSOFT PAINT? I'VE SEEN LOVELIER LOOKING NIGGERS. WOW, THAT WAS A HUGE STATEMENT I'VE JUST MADE, JESUS CHRIST. SEE THAT'S THE ISSUE WITH DRUG PROHIBITION... IF THEY FUCKING LEGALIZED ALL DRUGS AND SCHEDULED THEM UNDER INTENSE REGULATION OF DISTRIBUTION THEN WE WON'T BE GETTING PRE-SCHOOLERS PRODUCING SHITTY MASTERPIECES ON ILLICIT HALLUCINOGENS PURCHASED OFF A COLUMBIAN DRUG LORD NAMED COLUMBIA NOW, WOULD WE? HOLY FUCKING MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR INTERNATIONAL DRUG TRADES... I HATE YOU!

BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'M A BITTER FORTY FIVE YEAR OLD FAT BALDING MAN SCRUTINIZING THE BAD ECONOMY FOR MY UNEMPLOYMENT. LEAST MY WELFARE CHEQUES IS SUFFICIENT ENOUGH FOR ME TO AFFORD THE INTERNET FOR ALL THESE INSIGHTFUL UPDATES!! SOMEONE SPONSOR ME PLEASE?

BACK TO PICKING ON THIS BAND FOR STUPID IRRELEVANT BULLSHIT LIKE I DO BEST... MAN, IF ONLY THEIR IMAGE WAS 1/100,000TH TO THE TECHNICALITY OF THEIR MUSIC, THEN PERHAPS THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM WOULDN'T ALWAYS GET ACCIDENTALLY MISPLACED IN THE FUCKING TODDLER SECTION IN EVERY STUPID BEST BUY CHAIN STORE. SERIOUSLY GUYS, STICK WITH THE MUSIC. DON'T QUIT YOUR FUCKING BROKE-ASS DAYJOB. IN TERMS OF PRODUCING ANOTHER ALBUM COVER... HEY, DON'T MOST OF THOSE FAGGOTS IN LINKIN PARK DO GRAPHIC DESIGNS?? YOU GUYS SHOULD PORK THE DJ'S MINISCULE DISCO-STICK AS A PART OF THE NEGOTIATION. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT FUCKING ORIENTAL IMMIGRANT'S NAME AGAIN? ISN'T IT SOMETHING LIKE "MIKE HAHN"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I WONDER WHICH LOATHING PARENT OF HIS NAMED HIM SUCH DISASTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAAHAHHAHAHAHAA.

HUGE FAGGOT

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - ALASKA

2. Alaska
3. Croakies and Boatshoes
4. Selkies: The Endless Obsession
5. Breathe in, Breathe Out
6. Roboturner
7. Backwards Marathon
8. Medicine Wheel
9. Primer
10. Autodidact
11. Laser Speed


BRIEF REVIEW:

WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD WOULD YOU EVER LOSE YOUR STUPID MIND AND NAME YOUR BRILLIANTLY ACCLAIMED ALBUM AFTER A STATE THAT (1) NOBODY CAN POINT OUT ON A MAP AND (2) IS CONNECTED TO CANADA YOU FUCKING GEOGRAPHICALLY-IGNORANT COCK WORSHIPPERS? WHAT IS THIS, A TRIBUTE TO SARAH PALIN? HAHAHA. THAT FUCKING WHORISH REDNECK PRODUCT OF AN INBREEDING-RITUAL-GONE-WRONG! I'VE NEVER MET A WORSE MEDIA GIMMICK IN MY LIFE OTHER THAN ... OH, WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN ... OH YEAH, BARACK OBAMA! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT'S OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM TRANSFORMING INTO? ANOTHER ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY? NEXT THING YOU KNOW, JA RULE IS GOING TO RUN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE AND FUCKING PAINT THE WHOLE WASHINGTON DC BLACK THAT STUPID NIGGEROONI. HE SURE AS FUCK WILL GET MY VOTE!! A STEP FORWARD FOR BLACK PEOPLE IS TWO STEPS BACK FOR THE WHITE CRACKERS WHOM HAVE SACRIFICES TONS OF THEIR WORTHLESS BLOODSHED INTO THE MAKING OF THIS HOLY FUCKING DISINTEGRATING NATION!

I DON'T GET WHY MUSICIANS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS AND/OR GEOPOLITICS ALL THE TIME. I MEAN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS AGAIN? SYNDROME OF A DOWN? THAT VOCALIST SERJ THE FAGGOT CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR TWO YEARS BY FLOATING ADRIFT ON A LOG, SEEKING REFUGE FROM HIS WAR-TORN LAND BARELY ABLE TO PRONOUNCE A DOZEN OF THE ENGLISH ALPHABETS AND NOW HE'S IN A BAND SCREAMING ANTI-ZIONIST NONSENSE? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CONTINENT AND GET BUTCHERED BY YOUR RADICAL NINE YEAR OLD AK47 STRAPPED CHILD REBELS YOU FUCKING SAND-NIGGER PAKI. THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH OUR "SECURE" BORDERS, WE ALLOW TOO MANY MIDDLE-EASTERN FAGGOTS INTO OUR COUNTRY, ALLOWING THEM TO PULL DEVASTATING 9/11 OPERATIONS, AND THEN IN ORDER TO RELIEVE OURSELVES OF THE BLAME, WE FUCKING POINT FINGERS AT CANADA. WHAT THE FUCK DID CANADA EVER DO TO WAGE WAR ON US? THREATEN TO PUT A SANCTION ON THE MEAT TRADE?? HAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THESE TERRORISTS DIDN'T PULL A 360 ON THE GLOBE AND SMUGGLED THEMSELVES IN THROUGH THE SHORES OF ALASKA? HOLY SHIT, WAKE UP MY FELLOW AMERICANS. YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC.

THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS COUNTRY'S DREADED POLITICAL INFOTAINMENT. I'M MOVING TO THE INDONESIAN ISLANDS WHERE I'LL START A BAND WITH ALL THOSE IRATE "INDO-CRUSADER" FAGGOTS AND THEIR HORRIBLY GENERIC DEATH-METALCORE BULLSHIT THAT THEY CONSTANTLY PROMOTE ON THE CHATTERBOX TO THE RIGHT. OH GOD SAVE ME. BY GOD I MEAN THE BUDDHIST GOD... OR HIS EQUALLY-FATASS WIFE... OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE INDO-CHINKY FAGGOTS BELIEVE IN.

I'M GOING TO TRAMPLE ALL OVER THEIR ISLAND WITH MY 370 POUNDS OF CALORIES AND HOPEFULLY STOMP A HOLE LARGE ENOUGH TO SINK THEIR ISLAND AS A WHOLE. IF TITANIC WAS ABLE TO BE SUNK, WHAT MAKES YOU FUCKING THINK THEIR TWENTY ACRES OF TURD SOIL ISN'T?

Monday, May 11, 2009

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - THE ANATOMY OF


1. "Blackened" (Metallica cover) (James Hetfield, Jason Newsted, Lars Ulrich) – 6:40
2. "Kickstart My Heart" (Mötley Crüe cover) (Nikki Sixx) – 4:55
3. "The Day I Tried to Live" (Soundgarden cover) (Chris Cornell) – 5:28
4. "Bicycle Race" (Queen cover) (Freddie Mercury) – 3:09
5. "Three of a Perfect Pair" (King Crimson cover) (Adrian Belew, Bill Bruford, Robert Fripp, Tony Levin) – 4:11
6. "Us and Them" (Pink Floyd cover) (Rick Wright, Roger Waters) – 7:52
7. "Geek U.S.A." (The Smashing Pumpkins cover) (Billy Corgan) – 5:25
8. "Forced March" (Earth Crisis cover) (Karl Buechner) – 3:52
9. "Territory" (Sepultura cover) (Sepultura) – 4:50
10. "Change" (Blind Melon cover) (Blind Melon) – 4:07
11. "Malpractice" (Faith No More cover) (Mike Patton) – 4:02
12. "Little 15" (Depeche Mode cover) (Martin L. Gore) – 4:31
13. "Cemetery Gates" (Pantera cover) (Phil Anselmo, Darrell Abbott, Rex Brown, Vinne Paul Abbott) – 7:05
14. "Colorblind" (Counting Crows cover) (Adam Duritz, Charlie Gillingham) – 3:47

BRIEF REVIEW:

OH LOOK IT'S ANOTHER SHITTY COVER ALBUM DONE BY AN EX-METALCORE BAND THAT ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE GIVES A PUTRID FUCK ABOUT. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU FAGGOTS THINK YOU ARE, EVERGREEN TERRACE? BY FOLLOWING THE HERD OF THE GAY COMMUNITY AND RELEASING A FUCKING COVER ALBUM, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS NOT CREATIVE OR PAYING HOMAGE TO THE BANDS THAT COMPLETED YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR SADO-MASOCHISTICALLY ANAL-RAPED YOUTH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. INSTEAD, IT MERELY PROVES THAT YOU'RE UNDER TOO MUCH PRESSURE FROM YOUR RECORD LABEL TO MEET A DEADLINE, SO YOU CAN BE A PRODUCT OF THEIR EXPLOITATION -- AN "EXPLOITATION" PARALLEL TO THE TREATMENT OF YOUR TRAILOR-TRASH A-DOLLAR-A-FUCK MOTHERS GROWING UP IN BUMFUCK, NORTH CAROLINA YOU DUMBASS DIPSHITS. SUCH IS THE INEVITABLE OUTCOME OF BEING SIGNED TO VICTORY RECORDS... WHAT A FUCKING PARADOX THAT EVERY BAND SIGNED TO A LABEL NAMED "VICTORY" EVENTUALLY LOSES IN LIFE. WANNA JUDGE MORE BOOKS BY ITS COVERS YOU STUPID ILLITERATE SUBHUMAN RETARDS?

SPEAKING OF THIS FUCKING FAGGOT BAND, DOESN'T THE LEAD VOCALIST HAVE AN ELECTRONICA SIDE PROJECT CALLED "GILES"? GOOD JOB SELLING OUT YOUR FAGGOT SOUL YOU INANE DISCO-FAG RAVER. WHILE YOU ARE ON SUCH SHEER MAGNITUDE OF UNDERWORTHY FAGGOTRY, WHY DON'T YOU MOVE TO AUSTRIA AND START A FUCKING NIGHT CLUB YOU DUMBFUCK? WE CAN MAKE IT A STRIP CLUB WITH YOU BEING THE TOP NOTCH DANCER SLIDING YOUR CROOKED PENIS UP AND DOWN A LUBRICATED POLE. I'M SURE YOUR AUDIENCE WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY OVERDOSING ON WHATEVER THE FUCKING ILLICIT SUBSTANCE THE COUNTRY'S UNDERGROUND MARKET WILL HAVE TO OFFER, JUST TO TUNE OUT YOUR HORRENDOUSLY REPETITIVE DIGITALLY-PROGRAMMED GIBBERISH.

BEFORE YOU HAVE MORE CRAP FOR US TO STOMACH, KINDLY OPEN YOURSELVES UP TO MY FOLLOWING ADVICE:

GO TAKE A SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

BRB, I'M GOING TO FLUSH MYSELF DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET