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Showing posts with label A DAY TO REMEMBER. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A DAY TO REMEMBER. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A DAY TO REMEMBER - HOMESICK

2. My Life For Hire
3. I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?
4. NJ Legion Iced Tea
5. Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End
6. Have Faith In Me
7. Welcome To My Family
8. Homesick
9. Holdin' It Down For The Underground
10. You Already Know What You Are
11. Another Song About The Weekend
12. If It Means A Lot To You


Brief Review:

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THE OVERBLOWN HYPE SURROUNDING THIS BAND IS REALLY ABOUT. ARE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CRITICS HEARING IMPAIRED OR ALL THE WAY DEAF? HOW DO YOU PRAISE A GROUP OF MARKETING WHORES THAT SOLD OUT THEIR FUCKING TESTOSTERONES FOR THE FAME OF BEING RECOGNIZED BY FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BELL-BOTTOM WEARING SCENEY METROSEXUAL GAYS?

OTHERWISE WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IT'S POSSIBLE THAT A BAND THAT WAS NEVER TOO GOOD TO BEGIN WITH - ALTHOUGH INITIALLY RESPECTABLE FOR ITS CATCHINESS TO A CERTAIN EXTENT, MANAGES TO GET POPPIER AND POPPIER EVERY FUCKING ALBUM? FOR EVERY MILLION DOLLARS YOU GUYS PROFIT OFF YOUR COMMERCIAL SUCCESS, DO YOU KIDS USE THAT MONEY FOR SURGERY TO GET YOUR FUCKING MANHOODS EMASCULATED? YOU SICK DISPICABLE NON-MASCULINE ASSMONKEYS! IT'S A WONDER WHY YOUR FIRST SONG IS NAMED "THE DOWNFALL OF US ALL". WELL, HEY, IF YOU RETAINED THE LEAST BIT OF DIGNITY OF YOUR ACTUAL GENDER, PERHAPS YOUR PARENTS WOULDN'T HAVE DISOWNED YOU TO SEND YOU LIVING IN A FUCKING CLAUSTROPHOBIC VAN WHERE YOU FLAMBOYANT MEN SERVE EACH OTHER A LARGE FEAST OF SEMEN-BUFFET ON A NIGHTLY BASIS!

IF I WAS ESTRANGED FROM MY HOME LIKE THAT, IT WOULD BE NO WONDER MY ALBUM WOULD BE CALLED "HOMESICK". MAN, COME TO THINK OF IT, JUST GO HOME TO YOUR UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBIA ALREADY. REPENT TO YOUR PARENTS, REDEEM YOUR MORAL CREDENTIALS, TAKE A SHIT AND STOP COMPOSING MUSIC ALREADY. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, GLAD YOU FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO STILL LOVES YOU.

Monday, January 19, 2009

A DAY TO REMEMBER - FOR THOSE WHO HAVE HEART (RE-RELEASED)

1 Fast Forward To 2012
2 Speak Of The Devil
3 The Danger In Starting A Fire
4 The Plot To Bomb The Panhandle
5 Monument
6 The Price We Pay
7 Colder Than My Heart, If You Can Imagine
8 Show 'Em The Ropes
9 A Shot In The Dark
10 Here's To The Past
11 I Heard It's The Softest Thing Ever
12 Start The Shooting
13 Heartless (Bonus Track)
14 You Should've Of Killed Me When You Had The Chance
15 Since U Been Gone (Bonus Tracks)
16 Why Walk On Water, When We've Got Boats (Bonus Tracks)


BRIEF REVIEW:

USUALLY FOR ANY HARDCORE BAND THAT HAS TO RESORT TO RE-RELEASING A SOPHOMORE ALBUM FOR A SECOND TIME WOULD SUGGEST THAT THE BAND NEEDS TO QUIT ITSELF IMMEDIATELY AND ENROLL BACK INTO COMMUNITY COLLEGE, BUT HOLY SHIT, I HAVE SUCH A SOFT SPOT FOR THIS ALBUM THAT MY BOWEL AUTOMATICALLY OPENS WHEN THE VIBRATION OF THESE TRACKS COME NEAR THE VISCINITY OF MY AROUSED ANUS. ESPECIALLY THE VERY LAST TRACK, A DEFINITE RECOMMENDATION. IT'S ALSO TRUE AS WELL, IF JESUS WAS AWARE OF THIS MODEST ADVICE HE WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN THE PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT HE CLAIMED TO BE.

I MEAN COME ON, HIS BIRTH WAS CONCEIVED FROM A FUCKING VIRGIN? GIVE ME A BREAK. MARY WAS PROBABLY THE FUCKING FAMOUS VILLAGE PROSTITUTE WHO WAS SO VICIOUSLY RAPED BY A FOREIGN TOURIST ONE NIGHT AND BATTERED OVER THE HEAD SO SEVERELY THAT SHE FELL INTO A COMA FOR EIGHT MONTHS, AND WOKE UP AS A COMPLETE AMNESIAC. THE VILLAGERS, UPON ATTEMPTING TO MAKE HER FEEL AS GOOD AS NEW SO THEY CAN VICIOUSLY FORNICATE HER IN MORE POSITIONS THAN A SUPERBOWL FOOTBALL GAME, THEY LIED TO HER AND COMPLETELY FABRICATED HER PAST AS A SOMEONE WHO LIVED A LIFE. OF PURITY HAHAHAHA. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, A HIDEOUS LITTLE DUCKLING WAS SQUATTED OUT FROM HER FOUL-ODOURED VAGINAL TUNNEL AT 68 MILES PER HOUR, KILLING THE NEAREST FARM ANIMAL ACROSS FROM THE NURSING HOSPITAL! SINLESS? MY FUCKING HAIRY ASSHOLE! RELIGION SERVES AS NOTHING MORE THAN JUST THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES, YOU DELUSIONAL GOD-LOVING SLAVES OF A CREATIONIST NATION!

THE FIRST THING I'LL DELIGHTFULLY DO WHEN I'M TRANSPORTED TO HELL, IS TO STICK MY HEAD UP LUCIFER'S DICKHOLE IN ORDER TO FEEL THE WRATH OF HIS MONUMENTAL FLAMETHROWER THAT I'VE AWED SO MUCH IN THIS PRESENT LIFETIME. LEAST IT FEELS LIKE A FUCKING HOT SWEATY MAN-ORGY DOWN HERE IN THIS FREE BLASPHEMOUS SAUNA... WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE UP THERE IN HEAVEN? -89 FAHRENHEIT? HAVE FUN STEPPING ON PENGUIN SHIT FOR AN AFTERLIFE, YOU STUPID CONSERVATIVE PIECES OF BIBLE THUMPING WHITE INBREDS.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

A DAY TO REMEMBER - AND THEIR NAME WAS TREASON

1 Intro
2 Heartless
3 Your Way With Words Is Through Silence
4 A Second Glance
5 Casablanca Sucked Anyways
6 You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance
7 If Looks Could Kill
8 You Had Me At Hello
9 1958
10 Sounds The Alarm


BRIEF REVIEW:

"AND THEIR NAME WAS TREASON" IS RIGHT. IT'S TOTAL FUCKING TREASON FOR THIS BAND TO TURN TO SUCH FUCKING CRAP SINCE ITS MEDIOCRE INCEPTION. DOESN'T ANY HALF-ASSED RETARD BAND KNOW HOW TO COMPOSE MUSIC ANYMORE? IT'S NOT LIKE THESE POP-PUNKCORE SELLOUTS REALLY HAD ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT TO OFFER IN THE FIRST PLACE AND THEY COULD HAVE SLIT THEIR GODDAMN WRISTS TO DEATH WITH THEIR NYLON STRINGS BEFORE RELEASING ANOTHER ALBUM.

I CANNOT FULLY FATHOM THE REASON AS TO WHY HARDCORE BANDS NOWADAYS ARE TRANSFORMING INTO A BUNCH OF WHINY, SOULLESS POP PUNK FAGGOTS. IF I WANTED SOME FALLOUT BOY AND GREEN DAY, I'D WHORE MY COCK INSIDE THE LOCAL HOT TOPIC BY SPINNING MY PIERCED DICK LIKE A FUCKING HELICOPTER AND MAKE THE SHOPKEEPER BLOW ON IT LIKE A FUCKING FLUTE. I'D THEN CLIMAX ORGASMICALLY, PRODUCING THIRTY-TWO DIFFERENT NOTES IN MULTIPLE SCALES. I'D THEN SELL THE MUSIC PRODUCED OFF MY SKIN-FLUTE AND SELL A FUCKING TRIPLE PLATINUM AND BECOME THE NEXT LIMPWRIST FOR YOU MEMBERS OF THE GAY COMMUNITY.

FAGGOTTTTSSSSSSSSS