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Showing posts with label NAKED CITY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NAKED CITY. Show all posts

Monday, March 17, 2008

NAKED CITY - TORTURE GARDEN


1. Blood Is Thin - 1:00
2. Demon Sanctuary - 0:38
3. Thrash Jazz Assassin - 0:45
4. Dead Spot - 0:31
5. Bonehead - 0:51
6. Speedball - 0:37
7. Blood Duster - 0:13
8. Pile Driver - 0:33
9. Shangkuan Ling-Feng - 1:14
10. Numbskull - 0:29
11. Perfume of a Critic's Burning Flesh - 0:24
12. Jazz Snot Eat Shit - 0:24
13. The Prestigitator - 0:43
14. No Reason to Believe - 0:26
15. Hellraiser - 0:39
16. Torture Garden - 0:35
17. Slan - 0:23
18. Hammerhead - 0:08
19. The Ways of Pain - 0:31
20. The Noose - 0:10
21. Sack of Shit - 0:43
22. Blunt Instrument - 0:53
23. Osaka Bondage - 1:14
24. Igneous Ejaculation - 0:20
25. Shallow Grave - 0:40
26. Ujaku - 0:27
27. Kaoru - 0:50
28. Dead Dread - 0:45
29. Billy Liar - 0:10
30. Victims of Torture - 0:22
31. Speedfreaks - 0:29
32. New Jersey Scum Swamp - 0:41
33. S & M Sniper - 0:14
34. Pigfucker - 0:23
35. Cairo Chop Shop - 0:22
36. Fuck the Facts - 0:11
37. Obeah Man - 0:17
38. Facelifter - 0:34
39. N.Y. Flat Top Box - 0:43
40. Whiplash - 0:19
41. The Blade - 0:36
42. Gob of Spit - 0:18

Brief Review:

WARNING: DEMENTED ADHD JAZZ MUSICIANS GONE INSANE ON STEROIDS! WHO LET THE CAGES LOOSE IN THE NEW YORK MENTAL PENETENTIARY? LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM OVER IS LIKE BEING REPETITIVELY COCKSLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH A TEN TON PENIS STRAPPED TO A HARPOON, WHICH IS EXACTLY THE UTILITY I USED LAST NIGHT TO HANG YOUR MORBIDLY OBESE SISTER UP ON MY TALL CEILING WHILE I FUCKED HER ON A JETPACK. JUST AS I FINALLY MANAGED TO SUSTAIN A THREE INCH ERECTION FROM THE 1520MG OF VIAGARA I OVERDOSE MYSELF ON, THIS MUSIC SUDDENLY POPPED ON MY SPEAKERS AND MY FUCKING DICK BECOMES LIMP AGAIN. I FROM NOW ON I WILL BLAME THIS JOHN ZORN GUY FOR ALL MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONALITY. GOT A PROBLEM? GO BLOW ON MY LIMP DICK WITH THAT SAXOPHONE UP YOUR ASS YOU AVANTE-GARDE ART FAG!

I HEARD MY PENIS IS ALSO A FLAMETHROWER, SO IT WORKS OUT PERFECT IN THE END. I CAN PISS ALL OVER YOUR WHITE FACE AND MAKE YOU A BURNT NIGGER IN THE MATTER OF A SECOND. IN FACT, THE LAST TIME I HAD TO URINATE, I BURNT THE THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE.