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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Showing posts with label MISERICORDIAM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MISERICORDIAM. Show all posts

Sunday, February 17, 2008

MISERICORDIAM - UNANIMITY AND THE CESSATION OF AUTHORITY


1. Need Not Needless
2. Sentience
3. Subjugate
4. Insomnia
5. Primitive Thinking for Alternative Living
6. Double Penetrated Debate


Brief Review:

WHAT'S WITH THIS BAND'S ODD OBSESSION OF USING BIG WORDS BEYOND MY LIMITED COMPREHENSION AT A GRADE TWO LEVEL? IT TOOK ME HALF MY LIFE TO FIGURE OUT THE FIRST HALF OF THE ALPHABET AND NOW I GET THIS QUASI-POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS SHIT-QUABBLE FROM METAL INTELLECTUALS WHO ATTEMPTS TO VOICE THEIR OPINION THROUGH THE SOUND OF THEIR BOWELS? EASY THERE TIGER! NEXT TIME RELEASE AN ALBUM WITH SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "I LIEK PIE" IN ORDER TO NOT PERPLEX ME TO SUCH A NEVERENDING DEGREE.

DIE

Thursday, February 14, 2008

MISERICORDIAM - A THIN LINE BETWEEN MAN AND MACHINE





BRIEF REVIEW:

I FUCKING HATE THESE TITLES. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO MEAN? IT MEANS THAT I AM NO LONGER THE ONLY SMART-ASSED CLEVER ONE, THAT'S WHAT. BY THE WAY, HAVE A SHITTY VALENTINE'S DAY YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS. I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY ONLY VALENTINE THIS YEAR IS A BOX OF KLEENEX WITH SOME HANDCREAM. OH JOY, IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE THOUGH. I MEAN, I COULD BE QUADRIPLEGIC WITH NO HANDS AND A LIMP DICK. LET'S JUST BE GRATEFUL OF WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE... SOME CUM ON MY HANDS AND A FUCKING PIRATED ALBUM.