Showing posts with label ANODYNE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ANODYNE. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
ANODYNE - QUIET WARS
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 01 - Silent Weapons.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 02 - Sometimes No Means Right.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 03 - Coriolis Acceleration.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 04 - The Great Assimilator.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 05 - Cities Of The Plain.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 06 - Untermyer Park.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 07 - The Extremist.mp3
BRIEF REVIEW:
I'M EXTREMELY APOLOGETIC FOR MY LACK OF UPDATES IN QUITE A WHILE. AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE BY THE DEPICTION OF THIS GROTESQUE ALBUM ART, I'VE BEEN WAY TOO BUSY BEING ASS-RAPED BY A GIGANTIC GARGOYLE THE SIZE OF THE NEW DUBAI TOWER. SPEAKING OF THE DUBAI TOWER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SAUDI ARABIA CAN POSSIBLY CONSTRUCT THE NEWEST TALLEST FREE-STANDING STRUCTURE OF THE WORLD WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SOME FUCKING NASTY ASS HIJAB-WEARING ARAB SUICIDE BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF IT ON THE TOP LEVEL. LIFE IS FULL OF MYSTERIES, I GUESS. SPEAKING OF MYSTERIES, I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I'VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF SLEEP FOR SO LONG. I WENT TO SEE ALICE IN WONDERLAND ON ACID ONE NIGHT BY MY SAD, LONESOME SELF AND THAT SCARED THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME AND TRAUMATIZED ME FOR THE REST OF MY ETERNAL LIFE. WHENEVER I CLOSE MY EYES I CAN STILL SEE A RABBIT POPPING OUT OF A DEEP RABBIT HOLE THAT IS MY LOOSELY STRETCHED ANUS. I AM AS LOOSE AS A GOOSE YOU FAGGOTS, WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME FROM MY REAR TRAIN TUNNEL WHILE SINGING THE LOOSEY GOOSEY SONG?
SERIOUSLY I'VE BEEN ALONE AND SINGLE FOR SO FUCKING LONG THAT I POSTED A WEBCAM IMAGE OF MYSELF ON HOTORNOT.COM IN ORDER TO HAVE THE WORLD EVALUATE MY SELF-CONSCIOUS APPEARANCE (AND POSSIBLY SCORE A DATE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY SAD VIRGIN LIFE). A WEEK LATER I RECEIVED A FUCKING LAWSUIT DOCUMENT FROM THE SITE'S LAWYER CLAIMING I'VE BROKE THEIR SCALE. FUCKING GODSHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FUCKING FACE?! WORRIED AS HELL, I RAN TO THE WASHROOM AND RINSED IT WITH WHATEVER THE FUCKING DRAINEL LIQUID I CAN FIND THAT'S PLACED UNDERNEATH THE TOILET TANK. I BELIEVE IT HAS DRASTICALLY ENHANCED MY APPEARANCE CONSIDERING NOW I CAN NO LONGER SEE. THANK GOD I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY IDOL, STEVIE WONDER!!
WHY DID STEVIE WONDER SMILE ALL THE TIME? BECAUSE HE NEVER KNEW HE WAS A NIGGER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FART*
ME SO FUNNIE
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Anodyne - Lifetime Of Gray Skies
1. Arctor
2. Carnot Engine
3. Portable Crematorium
4. Zero World
5. Infernal Machine
6. Mind Is a Terrible Thing
7. Plastic Will
8. Against Architecture
9. In the Desert Sound Precedes Sight
10. Blood Meridian
11. Philosophy of Failure
12. From the End of the World
13. Standing on the Beach
BRIEF REVIEW:
A LIFETIME OF GRAY SKIES? THAT'S REALLY FUCKING SAD. TO MAKE THINGS MORE PLEASANT, THEY SHOULD BE MORE LIKE A LIFETIME OF GAY SKIES RAINING SPERM STRAIGHT INTO MY FAGGOT MOUTH. THAT'S MORE LIKE AN ALBUM TITLE. IF I LIVED UNDER A LIFETIME OF GRAY SKIES I'D PROBABLY HANG MYSELF IN THE CORNER OF A GREENHOUSE WITH ALL THE DEAD PLANTS WITHIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. SOMETIMES I LOOK AT A BUNCH OF VEGETABLES AND I CRY OVER HOW THEIR STAGNANT LIFE IS MORE WORTHY OF LIVING THAN MY OWN. BWAHHH!! MAY I BORROW A TISSUE FROM ONE OF YOU EMO FAGGOTS CURRENTLY VIEWING MY WEBSITE PLEASE?
SOMETIMES I GET MAD AT LIFE DUE TO MY LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS, BEING A FAT NO-LIFE LOSER WHO SITS HOME AND JERKS OFF MY PENIS TO WEIRD UNDERAGED FOOT-FETISH PORNOGRAPHY HOSTED FROM UNDERGROUND SERVERS OF KAZAKHSTAN. IN AMIDST OF MY MADNESS, I GO CARJACK A PUBLIC VEHICLE AND GO ON A STREET RAMPAGE. THE ONLY ISSUE IS THE VEHICLE I FUCKING GTA'D IS A FUCKING STREETCAR. HOW THE HELL CAN I POSSIBLY STEER THE TRACK OF A FUCKING STREETCAR AWAY FROM THE CHASE OF COPS?! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY PUZZLING. AS I STEP ON THE ACCELERATOR PEDAL, THERE ARE FIVE COP VEHICLES FLASHING RIGHT BEHIND ME FOR THE WORLD GUINNESS RECORD OF THE SLOWEST CHASE IN THE SLOWEST FUCKING POLICE PURSUIT OF MANKIND. THE FUCKING VEHICLE CHASE WAS SO SLOW THAT I FELL INTO A COMA BEFORE RUNNING INTO 10,000 HAGGY GRANDMOTHERS CROSSING THE STREET. TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS AGING FAGGOTS, I'LL HELP YOU ASSHOLES TO STOP AGING BEFORE YOU ALL ARE SOMEHOW OBLIGATED TO BE PUT UNDER GAY ASS "RETIREMENT HOMES" THAT ARE FUNDED BY THE STATE'S TAXPAYER'S MONEY, LIVING OFF EXPENSES PAID BY UNEMPLOYED ASSHOLES LIKE MYSELF!
WHERE THE HELL DO I GO WITH A STREET CAR IN A POLICE CHASE WHEN ALL THE ROUTES ARE FUCKING FIXED BY RAILWAYS? I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW! AS I ARRIVED BEFORE A FORK AND REQUIRED TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY RIGHT FROM THE OTHERWISE STRAIGHT ROUTE THAT THE STREETCAR WAS DESIGNATED TO RUN ON, I REALIZED I HAD TO CHANGE COURSE. HAVING NO ELECTRIC SWITCH TO ALTER THE TURNING LEVER ON THE TRACK, I HAD TO EXIT THE STREET CAR WITH A METALLIC STICK TO CHANGE THE LOCK ON THE TRACKS. THE COPS JUST FUCKING STOOD THERE AND GAWKED AT ME IN DUMBFOUNDEDNESS. DON'T BE JEALOUS THAT I'M SEXY YOU FUCKING FAT HONKEY LAW ENFORCEMENT FAGGOTS! I WAS SO AWESOME I EVEN TOOK A DUMP RIGHT ON ONE OF THEIR VEHICLE'S WINDSHIELDS. IN DEFENCE, THEY ACTIVATED THEIR WINDSHIELD WIPERS THAT BRUSHED THROUGH MY VILE CORNS OF SHIT AND SPLATTERED OVER A DOZEN OF NIGGER CHILDREN WHICH SUBSEQUENTLY MADE THEM BLACKER THAN THEIR UNFORTUNATE COLOUR ALREADY WAS.
THE TRANSIT COMMISSION'S CHAIRMAN FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND DECIDED TO BLACK OUT THE ELECTRICITY FOR THE CITY AND THUS PUTTING A STOP TO MY SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTE RAMPAGE (MINUS THE SHIT I TOOK, OF COURSE). CONSIDERING THE WHOLE CITY WAS IN BLACKOUT, I PROCEEDED TO ROB A JAMAICAN CONVENIENCE STORE OF ALL OF ITS AIDS AND PLACED IT IN A BOX THAT'S SENT TO HAITI FOR EARTHQUAKE RELIEF. HAHAHA I HOPE I GET A THANK YOU LETTER FROM THE RED CROSS OR SOMETHING!
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL
THE TRANSIT COMMISSION'S CHAIRMAN FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND DECIDED TO BLACK OUT THE ELECTRICITY FOR THE CITY AND THUS PUTTING A STOP TO MY SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTE RAMPAGE (MINUS THE SHIT I TOOK, OF COURSE). CONSIDERING THE WHOLE CITY WAS IN BLACKOUT, I PROCEEDED TO ROB A JAMAICAN CONVENIENCE STORE OF ALL OF ITS AIDS AND PLACED IT IN A BOX THAT'S SENT TO HAITI FOR EARTHQUAKE RELIEF. HAHAHA I HOPE I GET A THANK YOU LETTER FROM THE RED CROSS OR SOMETHING!
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL
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