THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - DEAR LOVE: A BEAUTIFUL DISCORD

1 The Ascent
2 Gauntlet Of Solitude
3 Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over
4 The Sentence Trails Off
5 Rosemary Had An Accident
6 Redemption
7 Swords, Dragons & Diet Coke
8 Who Speaks Spanish, Colon Quesadilla
9 Texas Is South
10 Modeify The Pronunciation
11 Salvation

Brief Review:

WHAT DID YOU SAY? IS THIS ALBUM TOO EMO AND POPPY FOR YOUR EXCESSIVE MALE HORMONES? DO YOU FEEL LIKE LISTENING TO THIS WHINY METALCORE BULLSHIT MAY JEOPARDIZE YOUR MASCULINITY? OH BOOHOO! I'M SURE YOUR TESTOCERONES ARE DEPLETED ANYWAYS DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU JERK OFF TO SCAT PORN ON A DAILY BASIS ANYWAYS YOU VILE PIECE OF ABOMINATION. WHAT WILL YOUR FATHER DO TO YOU ONCE HE DISCOVERS THE INTERNET BILL THIS MONTH AND REALIZES THAT YOU'VE OVERFLOWED FAMILY BANDWIDTH AGAIN? IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER SPECIAL "FAMILY INTERVENTION", ALSO KNOWN AS A BUKKAKE SESSION WITH YOUR MEMBERS SURROUNDING YOU IN A CIRCLE - MALE AND FEMALE - WHILE AIMING THEIR DICKS AT YOU JERKING IT? OH MAN, THAT'S QUITE THE INTERVENTION! PERHAPS A&E SHOULD DO A SPECIAL EPISODE ON IT, YOU THINK?!

PEOPLE ASK ME, "HEY WEBMASTER, WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS TYPE OF SHIT?" IMPLYING WHETHER I'VE GONE THROUGH THE TRAUMATIC SCENARIOS MYSELF DURING CHILDHOOD. MAN, PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME. OH GOD, THE MEMORIES.

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - PLAGUES

1 Goats On A Boat
2 Number Three, Never Forget
3 HTML Rulez Dood
4 Hey John, What's Your Name Again?
5 Don't Oink And Dance
6 You Can't Spell Crap Without "C"
7 This Song Is Called
8 Reptar, King Of The Ozone
9 The Scorpion Deathlock
10 Nickels Is Money Too

Brief Review:

BEFORE YOU GO ON CALLING ME A SCREAMO FAGGOT, ALLOW ME TO CONFESS SOMETHING. I AM ONLY A BIG SCREAMO FAGGOT WHEN PENETRATED IN THE REAR BY OBJECTS OF CONSIDERABLY BIG SIZE, SUCH AS YOUR PAPA'S DETACHABLE PLASTIC DICK THAT HE HAS TO WEAR TO CONCEAL THE FACT THAT HIS ORIGINAL ONE FELL OFF ONE DAY AS HE WAS MASTURBATING HIMSELF WITH A FLESHLIGHT. HAHA! NO WONDER WHY YOUR FATHER'S A VIRGIN! OH WAIT... WHAT?

YEAH, THESE REVIEWS ARE GETTING OLD. IT'S A WONDER HOW YOU'RE STILL READING UP TO THIS SENTENCE WITHOUT BEING FURIOUS. YOU KNOW, NORMALLY PEOPLE LOVE ALBUM BLOG SITES DUE TO THE PURPOSE IT SERVES FOR ALL YOU LAW-BREAKING MUSIC PIRATES. BUT THIS ONE ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS NEVER CEASED CREATING ENEMIES SINCE DAY ONE. FOR THIS TRAVESTY, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY OFFER MY PUBLIC APOLOGY BELOW:

GO FUCK YOURSELF

MAN, IF ONLY TALKING SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT WAS THIS EASY IN ELEMENTARY AND HIGH SCHOOL THEN I WOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN MY HEAD SHOVED INTO THE SWIRLING TOILET DAILY IN THE CHANGEROOM AFTER THE JOCKS TAKE THEIR HUGE HORRENDOUS PILES OF SHIT!