BRIEF REVIEW:
MUSIC FOR ATTENTION DEFICIT RETARDS BY ATTENTION DEFICIT RETARDS, OH GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVE DISOR... OH LOOK, A BALLOON!
YOU THINK THAT'S THE MOST OF MY WORRIES? TRUST ME, IF I GOT YOU A MEDICAL LIST OF ALL MY MENTAL DISORDERS DIAGNOSED, THE LENGTH OF IT WOULD MAKE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA JEALOUS. THE I WOULD BE ASSASSINATED BY THEIR COMMUNIST DICTATORS FOR RUINING THEIR ANCIENT DYNASTY PRIDE! AHHHH!
SUCK MY RED DRAGON YOU CHINKY CHINKS
ARE YOU AN ASSMOKEY? IN ORDER TO ATTAIN THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING RECOGNIZED AS SUCH A SUPERIOR SPECIES, ONE MUST MASTER ALL FUNCTIONAL CHARACTERISTICS OF AN EVOLVING MONKEY, WHILE RESEMBLING THE PHYSICAL AESTHETICS OF A PAIR OF GIGANTIC ASSCHEEKS! IT'S LIKE A BUTTHEAD, BUT A LITTLE LESS PRE-EVOLVED! SPEAKING OF NEANDERTHALS, OH GOD, BEING A LONER ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY MAKES ME MISS MY FAMILY IN THE CAVES OF NEW ZEALAND.