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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW. Show all posts

Sunday, March 23, 2008

FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW - DELENDA

1. Acknowledgement
2. Soft Green Fields
3. A Piece Of History Written In English
4. Dark Waters Of Thought
5. Oracles And Doorsteps
6. For Those Lost
7. The Crusher
8. Ghosts Over Japan
9. These Lights Above Us
10. Mourning For Morning

BRIEF REVIEW:

MUSIC FOR ATTENTION DEFICIT RETARDS BY ATTENTION DEFICIT RETARDS, OH GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVE DISOR... OH LOOK, A BALLOON!

YOU THINK THAT'S THE MOST OF MY WORRIES? TRUST ME, IF I GOT YOU A MEDICAL LIST OF ALL MY MENTAL DISORDERS DIAGNOSED, THE LENGTH OF IT WOULD MAKE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA JEALOUS. THE I WOULD BE ASSASSINATED BY THEIR COMMUNIST DICTATORS FOR RUINING THEIR ANCIENT DYNASTY PRIDE! AHHHH!

SUCK MY RED DRAGON YOU CHINKY CHINKS

ARE YOU AN ASSMOKEY? IN ORDER TO ATTAIN THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING RECOGNIZED AS SUCH A SUPERIOR SPECIES, ONE MUST MASTER ALL FUNCTIONAL CHARACTERISTICS OF AN EVOLVING MONKEY, WHILE RESEMBLING THE PHYSICAL AESTHETICS OF A PAIR OF GIGANTIC ASSCHEEKS! IT'S LIKE A BUTTHEAD, BUT A LITTLE LESS PRE-EVOLVED! SPEAKING OF NEANDERTHALS, OH GOD, BEING A LONER ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY MAKES ME MISS MY FAMILY IN THE CAVES OF NEW ZEALAND.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW - NOT ONE WORD HAS BEEN OMITTED



Brief Review:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHY THE HELL THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN DEAD AS OF LATE, WELL, ALLOW ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU PATHETIC FOOLS! YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN ONTO SOME BETTER SCHEMATICS IN CHANGING THE WORLD AND MAKING IT A BETTER PLACE! FOR STARTERS, LET'S RECOUNT WHAT I'VE BEEN OCCUPYING MYSELF WITH THROUGHOUT THE PAST WEEK WHEN I NEGLECTED YOU POOR SOULS.

1. DONATING TO THE RED CROSS
2. HOLDING THE UMBRELLA FOR BLIND FAGGOTS
3. PROSTITUTING MYSELF AT A PRICE SO LOW THAT MY BUSINESS AUTOMATICALLY WENT INTO RECESSION THE FOLLOWING DAY
4. VOLUNTEERING AT THE OLD PEOPLE'S HOMES AND GIVING THEM HEART ATTACKS
5. RECEIVING AIDS
6. SPREADING AIDS
7. PROVIDING CIRCUMCISION RITUALS AT JEWISH BARMIZVA'S
8. KIDNAPPING THEIR DICKLESS BABY AFTERWARDS
9. PICKING FLOWERS AND SPREADING IT AROUND SCHOOL
10. APOLOGIZING ONCE UPON REALIZATION THAT IT'S POISON IVY

YOU SEE? WHO SAID I WAS INCAPABLE OF GOOD THINGS IN THIS WORLD? GET SHOT YOU PESSIMISTIC FAGGOTS!