Showing posts with label TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA. Show all posts
Thursday, January 1, 2009
TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA - SELF TITLED
BRIEF REVIEW:
GUESS WHO'S BACK IN THE HOUSE YOU UNGRATEFUL AND IRATE MOTHERFUCKERS!
I SEE YOU PITIFUL FAGGOTS GETTING AGGRAVATED OVER THE LACK OF UPDATES, DUE TO THE FACT THAT I'VE TAKEN A LENGTHY CHRISTMAS VACATION WITH MY HEAD SO FAR UP MY ASS THAT I ENDED UP COMING OUT THROUGH MY NOSE! HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE, YOU INQUIRE? SIMPLE, JUST ASK THAT FAGGOT "xheadwalkx" DUDE WHO IS CURRENTLY THROWING A FIT AFTER I LACED HIS STRAIGHT EDGE VITAMIN DRINK WITH TWO SLIPS OF ACID!
I LOVE HOW I HAVE PEOPLE ATTEMPTING TO REPLACE MY ROLE AS SOON AS I LOG OFF MY WEBSITE JUST TO MERELY TAKE A SHIT. SETTLE DOWN YOU CONTROVERSIALLY HANDICAPPED CHILDREN! WHAT IS THIS, OPRAH WINFREY MEETS JERRY SPRINGER? NOT ENOUGH EXCITEMENT IN YOUR DAILY LIVES BEING THE PRODUCT OF AN INBRED DYKE LIVING IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF WISCONSIN? FUCK OFF AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY SITE YOU STUPID ATTENTION MONGERERS, THE ONLY FUCKING CENTER OF ATTENTION ANYONE SHALL BOTHER TO PAY TOWARDS IS NONE OTHER THAN YOURS TRULY, ME! NOW WATCH ME PRANCE AROUND IN A SILKY TRANSPARENT RED DRESS WHILE I SHIT ALL OVER MY WEBSITE TO FURTHER DESECRATE WHAT WAS ONCE A BEAUTIFUL PALACE UNTIL YOU FUCKERS DECIDED TO STEP YOUR FOOT INTO AND SUBSEQUENTLY RUIN. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS PLACE IS? THE ROMAN EMPIRE? GO PLAY "COCK GLADIATORS" UNDERNEATH YOUR LONG WHITE BATHE ROBES YOU FUCKING TRADITIONAL HOMOSEXUALS!
REMEMBER ASSHOLES, ARGUING OVER THE NET IS LIKE COMPETING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS... EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED! (AND I JUST HAPPEN TO BE THE REFEREE OF IT ALL. I KNOW, LIFE RULES... JUST NOT YOURS, OBVIOUSLY)
P.S. HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU SAD SAD FUCKS
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA - SOME STUPID EP BEFORE THEY SOLD OUT
BRIEF REVIEW:
I QUEEFED A LARGE AMOUNT OF SUCTIONED AIR INTO A CLAUSTROPHOBIC SPACE FULL OF PEOPLE AND THEY GAGGED TO DEATH. IT WAS A VERY AMUSING EXPERIENCE, UNTIL THE PARAMEDICS ARRIVED ON THE SCENE AND PRONOUNCED A NINETY YEAR OLD FAGGOT WOMAN DEAD ON THE SCENE. OOPSIES! THAT'S OKAY, HER FAMILY GAVE ME A FAT CHECK FOR MY PERFORMANCE OF EUTHANASIA!
NEVERTHELESS, I GUESS I BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THE ACTIVITIES COMMITED BY THE DEPTH OF MY VAGINAL CAVE! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT IT'S SO LOOSE AND ENDLESS! HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT AT THE END OF MY TUNNEL? NOT ME! THE DAY YOU DO IS THE DAY REVELATION WILL BE BROUGHT UPON MOTHER EARTH!
PREPARE FOR SALVATION YOU FOOLISH EARTHLINGS! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
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