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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Showing posts with label CREMATORIUM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CREMATORIUM. Show all posts

Sunday, August 2, 2009

CREMATORIUM - THE PROCESS OF ENDTIME

2. Reconstructed
3. Drowing as One
4. Infinitesimal Acculturation
5. Perils of the Disillusioned
6. Dying Under a Binary Star
7. Turn a Blind Eye
8. Born of the Deadtide
9. Testicular
10. End of Days


BRIEF REVIEW:

SPEAKING OF THE "PROCESS OF ENDTIME", I HOPE YOU FOOLISH MORTALS ARE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT OUR PATHETIC WORLD IS ENDING IN DECEMBER 12TH, 2012. WHAT THE FUCK, WHY TWELVE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS THOUGH? JUST AS I THOUGHT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN REQUEST THE SWEET SURPRISE GIVEN TO ME ANNUALLY BY THE BELOVED SANTA CLAUSE WHOSE OLD BEARDED FACES HAS BEEN PLASTERED ALL OVER MY NEIGHBORHOOD THROUGHOUT THE PAST YEAR FOR NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD GOD DESPISE THE SHIT OUT OF US THIS MUCH? IS IT BECAUSE HE HAS NOT GETTING THE RUNNING TRAINS I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING EVERY SEASONAL HOLIDAY... UP THE DEPTH OF MY FUCKING ASSHOLE?!

MY ANUS BLED SO MUCH THE PAST SEASON THAT I HAD TO DO SOME GOOD AND TRANSFUSE SOME OF IT TO THE HIDEOUSLY MALNOURISHED NEGROIDS IN KENYA. THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THAT THESE FUCKING NIGLET RECIPIENTS ARE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES SO THEY SUED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AFTERWARDS FOR SAVING THEIR PATHETIC LIVES. UNABLE TO PAY FOR THE COURT SETTLEMENT, I WAS THEN KIDNAPPED BY A CANOE OF PIRATES AND DEMANDED RANSOM FOR MY RELEASE. I WAS SO FLATTERED TO HEAR THAT MY WIFE AGREED TO PAY DOUBLE THE AMOUNT UNTIL I REALIZED THE MONEY WAS PAID TO IN FACT GET RID OF ME. THEN I REALIZED I HAD NO WIFE AND THAT WAS ACTUALLY MY MOTHER WHOM I'VE HAD AN INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH. MANY NIGHTS I'VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF MY OWN WELFARE BUNGALOW FOR SUCKING IN MY MOTHER'S BED. IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT THAT SHE'S A LIMBLESS OBLONG DEVOID OF ANY PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES. HOWEVER UNBEKNOWNST TO MY EGO, THE LAST TIME I MADE FUN OF HER QUADRIPLEGIC HANDICAPS, SHE PROCEEDED TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME SO BAD THAT MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE RESEMBLED GOD'S LIVING SHIT NUGGLETS IN THE GHETTO OF SOUTH AFRICA. OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY NUCLEAR BOMB THOSE FUCKING ATROCITIES ALREADY YOU GODDAMNIT. REINSTATE THE APARTHEID AND KILL THOSE SUBHUMAN HALF BREED APES IN ORDER TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE! OH WAIT, NO SORRY. YOUR PRESIDENT IS ONE OF THEM, MY BAD!

LAST TIME I UPDATED THIS SITE A FART EXPLODED AND SUNK THE NORTHERN REGION OF TAIWAN. BATTLESHIP ANYONE? FIRST ONE TO TORPEDO SRI LANKA OFF THE MAP WINS A BIG FAT SHWARMA, OR FALLAFEL... OR WHATEVER TURD-WRAPPED SANDWICHES THOSE SAND-NIGGERS MAKE WITH THE ANAL EXCRETIONS THAT THEY SHIT INTO A DITCH MADE FOR RECYCLING FAST FOODS BACK INTO ITS KITCHEN AND ADDED WITH COCKROACH EGGS THAT WOULD INEVITABLY HATCH INTO MORE PAKIES. WHAT AN ATROCIOUSLY VILE BREED OF ANIMALS, I SAY WE POACH THEM WITH RAT TRAPS WITH TURBAN-WRAPPED FOOD INSERTED AS BAIT. WHO'S WITH ME?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

CREMATORIUM - FOR ALL OUR SINS


BRIEF REVIEW:

HOLY FUCK I AM SO HUNGOVER. THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THE SUMMER I DON'T EVER BOTHER TO UPDATE BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY DRINKING MYSELF TO DEATH IN SOLITUDE WHILE ATTEMPTING TO OVERDOSE MYSELF IN PATHETIC AND FAILED ATTEMPTS OF SUICIDE. HOLY SHIT LIFE IS A LUXURY! MAYBE ONCE I END IT. WOW I CAN'T TAKE THIS TORMENT ANY LONGER. I'M GOING TO OVER-HYDRATE MYSELF WITH CONSUMING THE ACIDITY OF MY PISS! WHOO!

MY FUCKING DICK IS LIKE A FLEXIBLE HOSE WHICH I'M ABLE TO STRETCH ALL AROUND ME, ONLY BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY UNCIRCUMCISED. WHEN I COMMIT SUICIDE, I'M GOING TO HACK OFF HALF OF MY LENGTHY FORESKIN AND TIE IT INTO A NOOSE AND ATTACH IT TO A CLOTHE HANGER IN THE CLOSET OF MY WELFARE BUNGALOW. I SHOULD TELEVISE IT OVER STICKAM.COM WHERE I PLAY AS A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD TEENAGE BOY BY THE NAME OF XATTACKBOYX!!! HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN, THE COUNTLESS BENEFITS I GET WITH THAT DECEPTION, YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW!!

NO USE CALLING THE FBI ON ME YOU FUCKING REJECTS, I'LL ALREADY BE DEAD! YES THAT'S A THREAT, SOMEHOW TO YOU FAT UGLY METALHEAD LOSERS!

THE FACT THAT THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT MADE ME THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE IN THE WORLD NEED NOT BE OBVIOUSLY STATED.