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Showing posts with label MODERN LIFE IS WAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MODERN LIFE IS WAR. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

MODERN LIFE IS WAR - MY LOVE, MY WAY


1. Breaking the Cycle
2. Late Bloomers
3. Clarity
4. War
5. Self Preservation
6. By the Sea
7. Yesterday's Trash
8. A Tale of Two Cities
9. Momentum
10. First and Ellen


BRIEF REVIEW:

"MY LOVE, MY WAY"? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN? IS THAT A REFERENCE TO RAPE? HOW ELSE CAN ONE POSSIBLY INTERPRET IT?

"HEY BABY, I LOVE YOU. DO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX?"
"WHAT? NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LOSER!"
"WELL, SINCE IT'S MY LOVE, IT'S MY WAY! GET OVER HERE BITCH!"
"AHHHH!! ARRGGHHHH!! HELP! DON'T TOUCH ME CREEP! AHHH!!"
*THE SCENE BLACKS OUT*

YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED YOU FUCKING MINDLESSLY GULLIBLE RETARDS. BECAUSE EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT VERY LINE, I'M TRIGGERED OF A DEJA VU OF THE EPIC LINE I ONCE USED ON THIS GRADE FOUR GIRL PRIOR TO FORNICATING HER ON THE PLAYGROUND... WOW, HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN, I WONDER?

...OH YEAH, A LITTLE MORE THAN A WEEK AGO.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID DEGRADING NASTY ASS LITTLE SHITS! LOVE HAS NO AGE GAPS AND LIMITS! BESIDES, I NEEDED SOMEONE WITH THE PERFECT SEXUAL ANATOMY IN ORDER TO ACCOMMODATE MY PENETRATION SIZE, SO I CAN FINALLY FUCKING LOSE MY VIRGINITY WHILE FEELING AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING AT THE TIP OF MY THICK, THICK FORESKIN!