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Showing posts with label BEFORE THERE WAS ROSALYN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BEFORE THERE WAS ROSALYN. Show all posts

Sunday, May 1, 2011

BEFORE THERE WAS ROSALYN - The Fuhrer An Allegory of a History of Deception

01. The Architect (3:29)
02. The Dustwalker (2:51)
03. The Deceiver (3:02)
04. The Adversary (2:43)
05. The Belladonnamyth (4:54)
06. Der Weibliche Führer (4:55)
07. Der Männliche Führer (3:20)
08. The Warrior (3:00)
09. The Prophet (7:00)
10. The Revealer (5:47)

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I JUST TOOK A HUGE DUMP IN A FUCKING DITCH AND OUT CAME OSAMA BIN LADEN IN A POTHOLE. HOLY SHIT, I THINK THE CIA SHOULD PAY ME FOR STRATEGIC MILITARY TECHNIQUES! WOULD IT HAVE NOT BEEN ME, MORE THAN A DECADE OF FUCKING FAGGOT WAR WOULD'VE GONE IN ABSOLUTE VEIN.

I AM TOO BRILLIANT FOR ANY MILITARY STRATEGISTS TO ANALYZE AND PREDICT. WHEN THAT FAGGOT CHINK "SUN TSU" WROTE THAT BOOK "THE ART OF WAR", HE OBVIOUSLY DID NOT TAKE IN ACCOUNT OF THE AMAZING DEPTH OF MY DEEPLY ENTRENCHED ASSHOLE OFFERED FALLACIES TO HIS OMNIPOTENT THEORIES. FOR EXAMPLE, MY ASS TUBE IS SO LOOSELY WIDE THAT WHEN THEY SHOT AT OSAMA WITH A RIFLE, HE DID NOT IMMEDIATELY PERISH UPON IMPACT DUE TO THE EXTENSIVE LAYERS OF ANAL CAVITIES THAT BULLETPROOFED HIM. THE UNITED STATES SECRETARY OF DEFENSE HAS INVESTED OVER THREE TRILLION DOLLARS ON A WAR BUDGET TO END THE HUNT ON AL QAEDA AND ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS POINT A FLASHLIGHT RIGHT UP MY FUCKING BUTTHOLE. IT'S A PITY BECAUSE ALL THIS MONEY BEING SPENT ON THIS PRETENTIOUS "WAR ON IRAQ" COULD HAVE BEEN SPENT REBUILDING GAY PAKISTAN INTO A WESTERNIZED NATION FREE OF PAKIES AND COCKROACHES. GOD I FUCKING FILTHY PAKIES. SOMEONE BRING ME AN INSECT SPRAY SO I CAN HIJACK AN AIRCRAFT FROM AREA-51 AND SPRAY THE ARISOL ALL OVER THESE STUPID JIHAD NATIONS AND WATCH THESE LITTLE PARASITIC INSECTS DROP LIKE FUCKING TERMITES. OH I FORGOT, COCKROACHES ARE THE ONLY THING THAT ARE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST... BUT THAT'S OKAY. I HAVE A CHEAPER IDEA: JUST BUILD A TON OF NUCLEAR REACTORS AND GET ME TO FART TOWARDS THE DIRECTION OF JAPAN... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SPEAKING OF HOLOCAUST, I LOVE THIS BAND'S STUPID PRETENTIOUS CONCEPT ALBUM ON NAZI GERMANY. IT TURNS ME ON WHILE LISTENING TO THIS ALBUM AND VISUALLY PICTURING DEAD NAKED JEWS BEING EXTERMINATED BY GASOLINE. THEIR PENISES WOULD HAVE MADE AWESOME FLAMETHROWERS. WITH GASOLINE GOING UP TWO SOMETHING PER GALLON I AM BEGINNING TO WONDER HOW THE NEXT HITLER WOULD BE ABLE TO CARRY OUT HIS GODDAMN AGENDA WITH THESE EXPENSES SO HIGH. I CAN'T EVEN FROM MY GARAGE TO MY DRIVE-WAY WITHOUT HAVING TO SHED OUT HALF OF MY WELFARE CHEQUE ON THE TANK. I WISH UNITED STATES WOULD JUST WAGE MORE WAR ON ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE ALREADY, CONSIDERING IF THAT'S WHAT STIMULATES THE ECONOMY THEN JUST BOMB EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NATION IN THIS FAGGOT GLOBE AND LET ME FINALLY BUY MY GROCERIES ALREADY YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT FAGGOTS. IF I WAS THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES I WOULD (1) BLEACH MY SKIN WHITE AND (2) NOT BE A BANANA LOVING NIGGER. WHAT A FUCKING CLUELESS GIMP MONKEY. I WONDER IF HE HAD A HUGE AFRO BACK IN THE SIXTIES WHEN HE REBELLED FROM GOING TO SCHOOL AND WENT TO WOODSTOCK TO EXPECT WU-TANG UNTIL HE REALIZED THAT WU-TANG DIDN'T EXIST BECAUSE IT WAS THE FAGGOT SIXTIES. HOLY SHIT I CANNOT STAND BARACK OBAMA BIN LADEN. WHAT A HUGE FROCK OF SHIT BRAINS.

I ACTUALLY JUST CAME UP WITH THE MOST BRILLIANT REALIZATION OF ALL MYSTERIES IN OUR CURRENT EVENTS ... OBAMA = OSAMA!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK I CANNOT BLEIEVE NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE YOU FUCKING IGNORANT RETARDS. BE RIGHT BACK, IMMEDIATELY WRITING TO NEW YORK TIMES.

(DON'T BELIEVE ME? HERE'S THE MOST ACCURATE PROOF YOU FUCKING UNEDUCATED FAGGOTS)