I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS CHIMPANZEE POSSIBLY SCORED AS A PRESIDENT, SERIOUSLY. HAS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION GONE OFF THE WALL THAT PEOPLE WOULD RATHER SEE THEIR STUPID INCOMPETENT NATION GO DOWNHILL FOR THE SAKE OF SOME SPECIAL RETARDED HUMAN-RIGHTS ACCOMMODATION? IF THIS GUY WAS WHITE AND RAN FOR THE DEMOCRAT PARTY, HE'D BE THE BIGGEST LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE NATION AS OPPOSED TO BEING PORTRAYED AS ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON OF THE DOOMED TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY. I BET HE SMOKES AN ABUNDANCE OF CIA-SUPPLIED CRACK IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND MASTURBATE TO DEAD PICTURES OF CHE GUEVARA AS INSPIRATIONS FOR WRITING OUT HIS GIMPY PUBLIC SPEECHES. LUCKILY I DON'T LISTEN TO ANY PRESIDENTIAL SPEAKING OR DEBATES THESE DAYS: I DON'T LISTEN TO HIP-HOP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DEFINE A TERM LIKE "CHANGE" OR "PROGRESS" ANYWAYS? ISN'T BACKWARD PROGRESSION CALLED "REGRESSION" OR SOMETHING? I'D RATHER NOT SEE MY MODERN CIVILIZATION ADVANCE "FORWARDLY" AND GRANT RIGHTS TO GROUPS OF SAVAGES WHO SHOOT EACH OTHER FOR ILLEGAL NARCOTICS AND FREELOAD OFF THE STATE WELFARE FOR A LIVING YOU FUCKING HUMANITARIAN FAGGOT HIPPIES. PEOPLE CRY ABOUT RACISM THIS AND RACISM THAT, AND THAT'S GREAT. BUT I THINK IT'S A DISCRIMINATION AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE TO LET THESE PRIMEAPE SUBSPECIES FREELY ROAM OUTSIDE OF THEIR CAGE AND WREAKING DESTRUCTION TO MANKIND. I'D RATHER ENFORCE PUBLIC POLICIES THAT ARE ONLY DISADVANTAGED TOWARDS ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE THAN POLICIES THAT ARE DISADVANTAGED TOWARDS ALL. YOU SEE, THE CAUSE FOR THE GREAT FALL OF ROME WAS NOTHING BUT A MYTH. THE ONLY REASON WHY THAT MEGA CIVILIZATION WAS DESTROYED WAS BECAUSE THEY SOCIALIZED THE STATE TO TAKE CARE OF THE POOR AND THEN THE KING'S DAUGHTER GAVE BIRTH TO SOME HALF-HUMAN BY SLEEPING WITH A NIGGER. I CERTIFY ALL THIS INFORMATION IS VERY ACCURATE BECAUSE I JUST MADE IT UP... THAT NIGGER WAS ME, I RAPED THE KING'S DAUGHTER HEHE. I AM THE WORLD'S OLDEST NIGGER... SO OLD MY GENITALIA IS STILL A MONKEY GENITALIA. I HAVE WATCHED MY PEOPLE EVOLVE SO FUCKING FAST, AT SUCH AN INCREDIBLE PACE, I MEAN AFTER HALF A MILLENNIUM WE CAN ALMOST SPEAK PROPER GRAMMATICALLY-COHERENT ENGLISH NOW AND AIN'T DAT SOME WACK SHIT MA HOMIE G MOTHAFUCKAAA!. MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL TRANSCEND THE BOUNDARIES OF JUST ZOOLOGICALLY BEING MONKEYS. UNTIL THEN, GIVE ME A BANANA AND I'LL STICK IT UNDER MY SHIRT AND ROB A FUCKING WHITE MAN'S BANK WITH IT. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW "STREET SMART" ME AND MY OTHER FILTHY PRANCING NIGGER HOMIES ARE!
FOR DISCLAIMERS, I AM NOT A RACIST PERSON. I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY YOU STUPID FUCKING DISGUSTING FAT-ASS WHITE HONKEY KKK ARAB-BOMBING FAGGOTS. THE REAL MORAL OF THE STORY A COMPLAINT THAT I ONCE SET MY ASSHOLE ON FIRE AND ENDED UP IN THE E.R. AND THE STATE REFUSED TO TREAT ME BECAUSE I AM THE WORLD'S OLDEST NIGGER. AND JUST TO PROVE THAT I AM NOT RACIST, I WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR BLACK RIGHTS ON A DAILY BASIS: OUR RIGHT TO SELL CRACK, THE RIGHT TO TALK SHIT OUT OF OUR BUCK LIPS TO EASY GENERIC 4/4 RHYTHMS IN A SPORT WE NAME "HIP-HOP", THE RIGHT TO RUN, SHOOT, AND STEAL (AND NOT ONLY IN THE SPORTS INDUSTRY), AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE RIGHT TO RAPE AND IMPREGNATE SPECIES HIGHER THAN OUR LEVEL, DESTROYING A CIVILIZATION AND BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS. WE ROCK! PASS DAT JOINT SNOOP DAWGY-DAWG! JUS PLAYIN' YA'LL, AIN'T IT BE NUTHIN BUT A G-THANG!
BLACK LIBERTY ROCKS. HAVE YOU ASSHOLES SEEN WHAT HAPPENED TO SOUTH AFRICA AND ZIMBABWE?! YUP, I WAS THE SECRETARY FOR THE AFRICAN EMPOWERMENT COMMITTEE THAT ENDED UP DEMOLISHING BOTH NATIONS INTO RUBBLES ON THE GROUND. SEEING NONE OF US IN THE AFRICAN EMPOWERMENT PARTY WERE LITERATE ANYWAYS, WE JUST DID THE NEXT THING THAT MADE THE MOST SINCE AND THAT IS HIRING A BUNCH OF FOREST CANNIBAL TRIBAL-MEN AND GOT THEM TO DO WHAT THEY DO BEST... FUCKING AND FORNICATING A TON OF GREEN MONKEYS. WE SUCKED THEM OFF IN AN ELECTION PARTY AFTERWARDS AND CONTRACTED THEIR "ÀIDS" DISEASE AND MADE IT AIRBORNE INTERNATIONALLY. IT THEN BECAME A BIOLOGICAL WARFARE USED FOR WORLD DOMINATION LIKE UMBRELLA CORPORATION. NOT THAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF BIOLOGICAL ENGINEERING, WE JUST STICK OUR DICKS IN EVERY HOLE THAT WE CAN FIND, INCLUDING REBECCA BLACK'S THIRTEEN YEAR OLD VAGINA. BUT MOST OF US DON'T EVEN GET TO PEOPLE THAT OLD. YOU GOT A TWO YEAR OLD INFANT? GIVE IT TO US SO WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS ORAL SUCTION. I'LL GIVE IT THE BLACKEST PACIFIER THAT SQUIRTS THE MOST MILK IT WILL EVER DRINK IN ITS PURE LIFE. OHH NIGGA, DAYUM IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!
GET SHOT BY A TOTALITARIAN CHINK NATION YOU FUCKING USELESS BABOONS. I HOPE NORTH KOREA TRAMPLES ACROSS YOUR STUPID LIBYA NATION AND RUN OVER ALL YOUR QUASI TWO-STORY INSTITUTIONS WITH TANKS BEFORE THE GREAT HARVEST OF YOUR NATURAL RESOURCES THAT'S MEASURABLY ENOUGH TO FEED A WHITE UPPER CLASS FAMILY OF THREE. DO YOUR OWN DIRTY ASS WORK AND REFRAIN FROM CRYING FOR INTERNATIONAL HANDOUTS FROM NON-GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THE RED ROSS YOU HOLY FUCKING INCOMPETENT ISLAMIC FAGGOTS.
THIS BAND SUCKS TOO.