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Showing posts with label SUTTER KAIN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SUTTER KAIN. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

SUTTER KAIN - BLACK SUNDAY

1. The Makinng Of... 4:03
2. Cannibal Holocaust 2:35
3. Lord of the Flies Featuring Young Vadah & Agency 1.9.9.4. 2:59
4. Death Valley Featuring Young Vadah 3:30
5. In the Mouth of Madness 3:12
6. Slaughter House 3:45
7. Kain Made Me Do It 3:23
8. Disciples of Death Featuring Young Vadah 3:23
9. Outta My Mind 3:55
10. I Just Can't Move On 2:29
11. Loser 3:42
12. Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (Loser Pt.2) Featuring Agency 1.9.9.4 4:31
13. Black Sunday 2:47


BRIEF REVIEW:

IT'S QUITE FRIGHTENING WHENEVER I SEE A NIGGER SPECIES OF A DARKENED SKIN TYPE WEARING AN EXECUTIONER MASK BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHETHER BEHIND IT LIES BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S PREVIOUS CAREER, THAT FUCKING NASTY ASS HALF-AFRICAN SOCIALIST. I CAN'T BELIEVE UP IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IT'S EASIER TO MURDER A BLACK-BUT-WHITE POP STAR AND NOT A PRESIDENT OF THE SAME KIND. WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU INCOMPETENT WHITE SUPREMACIST FOOLS BEEN BUSY RUNNING LATELY? BARBEQUING MEXICAN INFANTS IN A DARK BLACK METAL FOREST WHERE FUNERAL DOOM SHOT THEIR MOST RECENT MUSIC VIDEOS? (OH WAIT, LOW BUDGET BANDS LIKE THOSE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD GAS TO TOUR THEIR OWN HOME TOWN WITH THE POPULATION OF 4200, SORRY!) PERHAPS IF YOU LEARNED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PROPANE TANKS THEN YOU ALL WOULDN'T HAVE TO USE YOUR BURNING CROSS AS THE ONLY SOURCE OF COOKING FIRE, YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT WHITE-TRASH HICKIE BILLIES! WHAT ARE YOU ASSHOLES, ALL AMISH? GO PUSH THAT WHEELBARROW UP AND DOWN YOUR DIRT SOIL WHILE HARVESTING GRAIN BEFORE WINTER HITS, FORCING YOU TO HIBERNATE INSIDE THAT WOODEN CABIN WITH A CANDLELIGHT BEING YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF HEAT, YOU FUCKING UNBELIEVABLY PALE MORMONS.

SOMETIMES I SIT IN THE SOLITUDE OF MY OWN BASEMENT, DEPRESSIVELY PONDERING WHY I HAVE NOT A SINGLE FRIEND IN THIS LIVELY WORLD. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COME OVER WITH A BAG OF CHIPS AND WATCH TAPED SEINFIELD EPISODES WITH ME? I'VE DUBBED AND REPLACED EVERY KRAMER'S LINE WITH "HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER, OH LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!" TO MAKE THE CONTEXT OF THE DIALOGUES MORE RELEVANT. I ALSO HOPE WHOEVER BOTHERS TO COME OVER HAPPENS TO BE AN AFRICAN DESCENT AS WELL, SO I CAN POINT AND LAUGH AND RECHANT KRAMER'S RACIST MANIFESTO AS MY NEW FRIEND DWAYNE WHO'S SITTING RIGHT BESIDE ME, DECIDES THAT HE'S FINALLY HAD IT AND POPS MY HIDEOUS HEAD INTO MY NECK SOCKET SO HARD THAT HE PULLS IT OUT OF MY FILTHY ASSHOLE THE NEXT MOMENT.

I SHOULD BE A GERMAN CONTORTIONIST

Monday, January 21, 2008

SUTTER KAIN - AUGUST UNDERGROUND


BRIEF REVIEW:

WOW, WHAT GENIUS IN THIS STUPID WORLD WOULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED THIS SORT OF RACIAL INTEGRATION EVER SURFACING IN OUR MUSIC SCENE? JUST WHEN YOU THINK ALL THIS GENERIC WATERED-DOWN METALCORE IS BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS, NOW PICTURE A BIG FAT NEGRO REMIXING A SINGLE RIFF FROM VARIOUS SONGS, SET IT ON REPEAT, AND RAP OVER IT! WHOOHOO, REAL CREATIVE YOU IMPOVERISHED GHETTO THUGS! I ADVISE AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK AND FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES TO PREPARE A LAWYSUIT WITH THE EXPENSIVE LAWYERS HEAVY MUSICIANS CAN EASILY AFFORD NOWADAYS. NOW OF COURSE, SUCH BRAND NEW INNOVATION DOESN'T COME WITHOUT AN IMAGE. THIS GUY PROCLAIMS HIMSELF TO BE THE KING OF THE GHETTO METAL... I'M SURE YOUR HOMIES IN THE MENTAL INSTITUTION ARE REAL PROUD OF YOU AS THEY DROOL ALL OVER YOUR ALBUM COVER BEFORE THE NURSES USE THEIR APRONS TO CLEAN OFF THEIR SALIVA. WITH LYRICAL AND GRAPHICAL CONTENT REPRESENTING SNUFF VISUALS OF PEOPLE CHOPPED UP IN HALF AND DYING, ONE CAN TRULY ASK, WHAT A HEALTHY STATE OF MIND TO BE IN! I CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS GUY RELEASES ANOTHER TRACK IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS RESIDENTIAL PROJECT BY THE END OF THE MONTH WHEN WELFARE CHECK IS CARRIED IN BY A PALE WHITE MAILMAN WHO FEARS FOR HIS LIFE SHITLESS.

HOWEVER - AS I'VE SAID BEFORE - ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN METALHEADS. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM YOU CLOSET RACISTS? SHADOWS FALL? HAHA GIVE ME A BREAK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, HOW ABOUT I "THRASH" A TUBE OF CHLAMYDIA UP YOUR PENIS TUBES?

DETH2FALSEM3TUL!!11!1OEN1!11 STFU