02 PLASTIC SURGERY SLUMBER PARTY
03 STRAIGHT BOYS
04 ICE CREAM
05 WE WANT CUNT
06 LOUIS VUITTON
07 MYSPACE
08 I MUST BE EMO
09 THE NATIVES
WOW, BEING THE EPITOME OF QUEER WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER SEVERE UNDERSTATEMENT IN DESCRIBING THIS LOVELY FEMALE. BACK WHEN WE WERE ATTENDING THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL, WE USED TO PLAY PINCHY-BUTTY AS WELL AS RUBBY-LEGGY UNDER THE DESK, AND GIGGLING WHILE DOING SO. EXCEPT I NEVER HIT PUBERTY UNTIL I TURNED 29, SO TECHNICALLY WHAT HE DID TO ME CONSTITUTED HIM AS A PEDOPHILE. JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO FILE A LAWSUIT, HIS LAWYER CALLED ME UP AND WE NEGOTIATED AN EXTERNAL NON-FINANCIAL SETTLEMENT, BY ENGAGING IN WHAT I INITIALLY THOUGHT WAS GAY SEX.
IRONICALLY, IT DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE GAY AT ALL. IN FACT, HIS MANGINA WAS SO ENORMOUS THAT IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO SWIM MY WAY OUT IN A LIFE VEST. FREE AIDS! ANYONE?
WOW, HOLY FUCKING FAGGOT.