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Showing posts with label SCARLET. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SCARLET. Show all posts

Saturday, March 15, 2008

SCARLET - THIS WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO FALL APART



Brief Review:

LOOKS LIKE MY WEBSITE HAS BEEN RECENTLY HIT WITH AN ATTACK OF THE FOUL-ODOURED FOREIGNERS! HERE'S A VERY SIMPLE BUT IMPOSSIBLE ADVICE: IF YOU ARE GOING TO INSULT ME, DO THE LEAST BIT TO LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! THIS WAY I DON'T HAVE TO RUN YOUR FUCKING WETBACK-RAMBLING GIBBERISH THROUGH AN ONLINE TRANSLATOR IN ORDER TO PUMP UP AN INCOHERENTLY MACHINE-PRODUCED STATEMENT FROM YOUR SEMI-IQ OF 55, YOU FUCKING HANDICAPPED MEXICAN ODD-JOBBERS. IN A SIMILAR CASE, I DIALED THE TRANSNATIONAL ESCOURT HOTLINE LAST NIGHT AND RECEIVED THE SHITTIEST FUCKING SERVICE EVER. TELL YOUR MOTHER TO FIX UP HER BROKEN ENGLISH BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, THE VALUE TO HER COMPLETE ENGLISH VOCABULARY IS ENTIRELY RECIPROCAL TO HER WEIGHT.

FUCKING WHALE

Friday, March 14, 2008

SCARLET - CULT CLASSIC


1 O.D.
2 Get Your Gun
3 The Joy Decoys Are Coming
4 Suicide Soundtrack
5 Life Support
6 Dead America
7 Sinning By Your Side
8 Nymphoteens
9 Human Pollen
10 Lie, Fake, Money-Make
11 Florescent Sunshine
12 No One's Getting Out Alive
13 The Mannequin Campaign
14 My Black Hole Girl
15 Untitled
16 You're My Fix



Brief Review:

FINALLY, AN ALBUM THAT REFLECTS MY PERCEPTION OF OUR MODERN REALITY, BEING THE MORPHINE-ADDICTED COCKJERKING PEDOPHILE CHILD-RAPIST JUNKIE THAT I AM! THE LYRICS IN THIS ALBUM IS OUT OF THIS FUCKING DEMENTED WORLD. A QUALITY EXAMPLE OF THIS WOULD BE TRACK FOURTEEN... MY BLACK HOLE GIRL. THE LAST TIME I TIED MY BITCH TO A CHAIR AND STRIPPED HER OF ALL CLOTHES AGAINST HER WILL, IT TOOK ME NO LESS THAN TWENTY MINUTES TO LOCATE HER STINKING BLACK HOLE. IT TOOK ME EVEN LONGER TO PULL THE EARTHWORM OUT FROM IT... WITH MY FUCKING TEETH. I THEN MADE A SOUP OUT OF HER VAGINAL INGREDIENTS AND I WILL SOON BE SIPPING IT ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY THROUGH A STRAW. FUCK YOU GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCK. DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE FAGGOT BUREAUCRATIC INVESTIGATION FORCE TO PUMP YOUR SHITSTAINED ANAL TUBE.

AND LINK IS FIXED AS WELL YOU FUCKING INFERIORS TO HUMAN RACE

Thursday, March 13, 2008

SCARLET - SOMETHING TO LUST ABOUT



BRIEF REVIEW:

SOME DUMB HOMELESS BITCH DECIDED THAT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT AND CONTAMINATE MY HOUSE WITH HER AIRBOURNE INFESTED HERPES, SO I DECIDED TO ACCOMMODATE HER AS ROMANTICALLY TONIGHT AS EVER. FIRST, I LIT THE PLEASANTLY ODOURED CANDLES WHILE PLAYING SOME MOZART TO SET THE MOOD. THEN I SERVED HER A PLATE OF DELICIOUS FRENCH DELIVERY, AS WE TALKED AND CHUCKLED OUR FINE EVENING AWAY. I THEN PROCEED TO ESCOURT HER TO MY PLEASURE CHAMBER, WHERE I KICKED HER DIRECTLY IN HER FUCKING DISFIGURED FOREHEAD UNTIL THE POINT OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS. I THEN PULLED OUT MY JACKHAMMER FROM THE GARAGE AND PILE-DROVE HER INTO EIGHT DIFFERENT BODY PIECES. I THEN PACKAGE THESE DISMEMBERED PARTS INTO DIFFERENT BAGS AND SHIPPED THEM TO THE MEAT PROCESSING PLANT BEFORE THEY'RE REINCARNATED INTO EXPIRED DUMPLINGS SOLD ALL OVER CHINA TOWN FOR TWO DORRAH PER DOZEN. WHO WISHES TO BE MY NEXT SWEET MISTRESS?