01- letters
02- stand up and fight
03- to the end
04- playing victim
05- letters
06- this fauliere
07- one more day
08- the slit wrist of humanity
BRIEF REVIEW:
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT STRAIGHT EDGE VEGAN SCENE WAS SUCH A PREVALENT MOVEMENT IN UTAH UNTIL I CAME TO A REALIZATION THAT IT WAS FULL OF FUCKING MORMONS. HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS MUST HAVE DISCOVERED JUST FIRE IN THEIR SECLUDED CAVES OUTSIDE OF THEIR LOCAL "CIVILIZATIONS" OF CAVEMENS GATHERING BERRIES. BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY CAN'T FUCKING COOK WITH THE FIRE AT ALL CONSIDERING THEY'RE ALL VEGETARIANS WHO ARE OVERLY CONCERNED WITH THE EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL WELL-BEING OF BUFFALOS. GET OVER YOUR ANIMAL-PRESERVATION ETHICS YOU FUCKING OVERLY-SENSITIVE GAYLORDS. I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF I HAVE TO EAT A RAT'S ASS FOR THE SAKE OF EATING MEAT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING SURE THAT THE CUCUMBERS YOU'RE ABOUT TO CHOP INTO PIECES AREN'T TEARFULLY CRYING THEIR PAINFUL NON-EXISTENT EYES OUT?! AND WHO THE FUCK EATS A CUCUMBER FOR ITS NUTRITIONAL VALUES ANYWAYS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS? THE ONLY THING I EVER FUCKING DO WITH A CUCUMBER IS PENETRATING IT SO FAR UP THE DEEP CAVE OF MY ANUS THAT I CAN BASICALLY PULL IT OUT FROM MY MOUTH. EATING VEGETABLES MY ASS, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS AMUSE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
I DATED A FUCKING VEGETARIAN ONCE IN MY LIFE, AND SHE WAS HORRENDOUS AT GIVING HEAD. WAIT, SHE SIMPLY REFUSED CONSIDERING SHE WOULD RATHER FORCE HER BODY TO ABSORB PROTEIN THROUGH VITAMIN TABLETS. HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMBASS FRUIT, NO PUN INTENDED. ACTUALLY WAIT, I NEVER HAD A REAL LIVING GIRLFRIEND... IT WAS A FUCKING SNOWMAN MADE OF BUTTONS AND A FUCKING CARROT. UPSET OVER THE FACT THAT I RECEIVED NO PLEASURE AFTER FORCIBLY INSERTING MY DICK INTO THE SNOWBALL'S MOUTH HOLE, I PROCEEDED IN RAPING THE SNOWMAN'S CARROT NOSE WITH ACTIVITIES TAUGHT TO ME DURING VILE ENCOUNTERS OFF EXPLICIT ADVERTISEMENTS FROM CRAIGSLIST. WHOOHOO, PHYSICAL EDUCATION COMING TO ME SO SMOOTHLY AT NO INCONVENIENCE WHATSOEVER! NOW WHO SAID YOU CAN'T MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER RESPONDED TO MY BUKKAKE DESIRES FROM CYBER-NECROPHILIA FORUMS! FUCK YES.
TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE FUCK OFF