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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Showing posts with label NOUVELLE GAIA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NOUVELLE GAIA. Show all posts

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Nouvelle Gaia - Todos Los Suenos Mueren Sofocados En El Progreso

1. Get Free From Fear
2. Pacto De Sangre
3. Tu Muerte Es Nuestro Renacer
4. Agonia
5. Sunset
6. Burning The Paradise
7. Gemidos De Un Mundo En Decadencia
8. 500 AƱos
9. Desiertos De Amargura


BRIEF REVIEW:

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT ... SO THIS BAND IS FOREIGN, AND IT SUCKS ASS. WOW, GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU INCOMPETENT NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING FAGGOTS. YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SCUMS' ATTEMPT TO SPEAK OUR NATIVE TONGUE IS JUST AS BAD AS WHEN I TRY TO GET MYSELF LAID. IT'S A SHAME YOU COULD NOT HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED IN THE STATES TO A VERY POSSIBLE CRACKWHORE WHO FUCKED A DONKEY IN ARKANSAS PRIOR TO BEING PREGNANT. BUT YUP, THAT'S WHERE NINETY PERCENT OF OUR POPULATION WAS PROCREATED FROM! GENETIC CROSS-BREEDING RITUALS THAT I'VE ALSO BEEN EXPERIMENTING THROUGHOUT THE PAST DECADE OF MY LIFE! LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HALF-CONSCIOUS HORSIES WILL NEVER SAY NO TO YOU, WILL THEY?

MILK ME LIKE A BARN ANIMAL YOU FUCKING SEXUALLY AROUSING FAGGOTS

LAST TIME I ENTERED A FARM TO MILK A COW LATE INTO THE MIDNIGHT WHEN THE FARMERS SLEPT, ONE ENDED UP SHITTING ALL OVER MY BEAUTIFUL FACE. BEING BLINDED BY A GIGANTIC PILE OF DOODOO ALL OVER MY FUCKING EYES, I RAN MY MOUTH RIGHT INTO THE NEXT HORSE'S DICK. THINKING IT'S A THICK ROPE FOR MY EMERGENCY ESCAPE, I HUNG ON TO IT UNTIL IT SIMPLY TORN OFF FROM THE ANIMAL'S BODY. HAPPILY WALKING AWAY WITH THE HORSE'S ENTIRELY DETACHED DICK, I MANAGED TO FEED MY ADOPTED NIGGER FAMILY OF ELEVEN FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WITHOUT BEING SHOT UP THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF THE ROOM WHERE I SLEPT!

THE QUALITY OF LIFE WE LIVE IN THAT MINISCULE WELFARE BUNGALOW WHERE WE COMPACTLY SQUEEZE INTO IS ABSOLUTELY HORRID TO SAY THE LEAST. EVERY TIME I UNLEASH MY BROWN TURD-DEMONS FROM MY INTERNAL SYSTEM, MY TOILET ALWAYS CLOGS UP AND THE BASIN WATER RISES LIKE THE TIDAL WAVES DURING AN ECLIPSE. MAKING THE MISTAKE OF FLUSHING TWICE EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS, THE BASIN WATER RISES ABOVE THE RIM OF THE TOILET SEAT, SENDING MY SHIT FLOATING OUT OF THE TOILET BOWL AND ONTO THE GROUND. EXTREMELY WORRIED, I QUICKLY PICK MY SHIT NUGGETS UP BY HAND ONE BY ONE AND WRAP IT IN ALUMINUM FOIL BEFORE MICROWAVING IT FOR DINNER. WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE BIT OF RECYCLING? AM I NOT BEING ECOLOGICALLY FRIENDLY SINCE WE LIVE IN A GREEN WORLD NOWADAYS?

YOU FAGGOTS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF WHAT I'VE GOT GOING FOR MY LIFE!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Nouvelle Gaia - El Arte De Engendrar El Miedo

01 She Is Free At Last
02 Question
03 Killing Ourselves
04 El Arte De Engendrar El Miedo
05 Entre Ruinas Gloriosas & Dispersas
06 Con Nuestra Sangre Te Envenenaras
07 This World (Run In Circles)
08 Desiertos De Amargura
09 Condenados
10 Modelos Para Matar



BRIEF REVIEW:

THE THING I LIKE ABOUT FOREIGN ASS FRENCH BANDS IS THE FACT THAT THEY ENTICE A HERD OF HOT FRENCH BITCHES THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS INEVITABLY ENTICE A FLOCK OF FLIES AROUND THE BOTTOM OF MY ASSHOLE. THIS IS FREQUENTLY THE CASE WHENEVER I TAKE A HUGE DUMP IN A PUBLIC WASHROOM, I ALWAYS BECOME FORCED TO RESORT TO WIPING MY FUCKING ASSHOLE WITH THEIR THIN SECOND-RATE TOILET PAPER. WHY DON'T YOU STUPID CORPORATE BUILDINGS INCREASE YOUR FUNDINGS FOR HYGENE PRODUCTS YOU FUCKING UNBELIEVABLY STINGY FUCKING JEWS?! DON'T MAKE ME PULL THE OVENS ON YOU FUCKING BIG-NOSED JEWISH CEO FAGGOTS!

THE NATURE OF THEIR STINGY WASHROOM SUPPLIES IS EXTREMELY INCONVENIENT FOR ME ESPECIALLY WITH MY CHRONIC DIARRHEA LAGGING BETWEEN MY RECTAL TUBE EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF THE DAY. WHEN MY LIQUID SHIT SOAKS RIGHT THROUGH THE ONE-LAYERED ROLL OF PAPER, I END UP WIPING MOST OF MY ANAL SECRETION WITH MY FILTHY HANDS. THEN I PROCEED TO SMEAR MY FECES-CONTAMINATED HAND ALL OVER MY FUCKING FACE, FINALLY RESEMBLING MY FAKE PASSPORT OF A BROWN TURDMONKEY NAMED MUHAMMED ISLAM THE IV WHOM I STOLE FROM ON THAT DELIGHTFUL DAY OF SEPTEMBER THE 11TH ON 2001, WHERE THE PLANE I BOOKED TOOK A NOSEDIVE INTO MY DESIRED DESTINATION... THE ONE TWENTY FIFTH FLOOR OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES, I HAD TO GET TO WORK ON TIME! HOW ELSE DID YOU EXPECT ME TO TRANSPORT THERE?

WHY ORDER A CAB WHEN YOU CAN DIRECTLY BOOK A FLIGHT YOU STUPID USELESS UNEMPLOYED FREELOADERS?? WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK WE'RE CURRENTLY UNDERGOING THIS STUPID TAX-AND-SPEND RECESSION? LEARN HOW TO THINK YOU FOOLS!