CASEY JONES - THE MESSENGER

1. 1 Out of 3 Has a STD
2. Coke Bongs and Sing-A-Longs
3. No Donnie, These Men are Straight Edge
4. Lessons
5. Nothing to Lose
6. Any Port in the Storm
7. The Sober
8. Medic
9. Bite the Dust
10. Times Up
11. Punch-A-Size
12. Shit Storm

BRIEF REVIEW:

I'D HYPE THIS ALBUM UP MYSELF PERSONALLY BUT I'M SURE IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE BY A TEDIOUS AMOUNT OF YOU ROTTENLY SPOILED SUBURBAN KIDS WHO CLAIM YOU'RE EDGE JUST DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU'RE SIX YEARS BELOW THE LEGAL AGE OF EVER ENTERING A BEER STORE WITHOUT BEING HANDCUFFED AND THROWN INTO THE INTERROGATION DUNGEON. YOU SEE, I'M FAR FROM BEING STRAIGHT EDGE MYSELF. IN FACT, I'M GHEY EDGE. BEING STRAIGHT MEANS I HAVE TO LIKE WOMAN, WHICH I DO NOT. LAST TIME I CHECKED, I MAY VERY WELL BE ONE MYSELF. GENDER IS A VERY OBSCURE AND UNDEFINED THING! OH THE BEAUTY.

BUT WAIT, IF BEING STRAIGHT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LIKE WOMEN, AND BEING EDGE MEANS THAT YOU HAVE THE ABSTAIN FROM PROMISCUOUS SEX... THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT AT ALL? FIRST ONE WHO CAN CONCISELY ANSWER TO MY CURIOSITY IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS ENTRY RECEIVES A FREE BROWNIE (FROM VARIOUS INGREDIENTS I SHALL NOT GO INTO AS OF CURRENT.)

CASEY JONES - THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE CRUCIAL

1 Just Another Day In The FLA
2 Know This X
3 Grown Assman
4 You Were Never A Fan Of The Dry Hump
5 Strike Hard
6 Dead Kid? Try A Nice Memorial Tattoo
7 C.G.L. 2K3
8 Meaner Than A Junkyard Dog
9 If You're Smoking In Here You Better Be On Fire
10 Big Train, Raging Ice
11 Pigs Is Pigs
12 Pain 101

BRIEF REVIEW:

I LOVE HOW YOU PRE-EVOLVED SUBHUMAN TURD-EATING PRIMEAPES LOVE TO TALK AN IMMENSIVE AMOUNT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS BLOG AND DECLARING HOW MUCH IT SUCKS, AND YET I RECEIVE STATISTIC INDICATIONS THAT MY MUSIC DOWNLOADS RECEIVE MORE DAILY TRAFFIC THAN THE AMOUNT OF DARK-SKINNED PENIS RAMMING INTO YOUR UNCLE'S ANUS IN THE FEDERAL PENITENTIARY AFTER BEING CONVICTED FOR CHILD PORNORGRAPHY. LET'S ALL LOOSEN UP A LITTLE AND ENGAGE IN SOME HEATED MANLOVE, SHALL WE?

OH NEVERMIND, NO PROMISCUOUS HOMOSEX. SORRY, ALMOST SLIPPED THERE. THANK GOD I RETRACTED MY WORDS, I'M SCARED SHITLESS THAT THIS XBANDX WOULD COME AND KILL END MY FAGGOT LIFE.