BUT WAIT, IF BEING STRAIGHT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LIKE WOMEN, AND BEING EDGE MEANS THAT YOU HAVE THE ABSTAIN FROM PROMISCUOUS SEX... THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT AT ALL? FIRST ONE WHO CAN CONCISELY ANSWER TO MY CURIOSITY IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS ENTRY RECEIVES A FREE BROWNIE (FROM VARIOUS INGREDIENTS I SHALL NOT GO INTO AS OF CURRENT.)
Showing posts with label CASEY JONES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CASEY JONES. Show all posts
Friday, February 29, 2008
CASEY JONES - THE MESSENGER
BRIEF REVIEW:
I'D HYPE THIS ALBUM UP MYSELF PERSONALLY BUT I'M SURE IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE BY A TEDIOUS AMOUNT OF YOU ROTTENLY SPOILED SUBURBAN KIDS WHO CLAIM YOU'RE EDGE JUST DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU'RE SIX YEARS BELOW THE LEGAL AGE OF EVER ENTERING A BEER STORE WITHOUT BEING HANDCUFFED AND THROWN INTO THE INTERROGATION DUNGEON. YOU SEE, I'M FAR FROM BEING STRAIGHT EDGE MYSELF. IN FACT, I'M GHEY EDGE. BEING STRAIGHT MEANS I HAVE TO LIKE WOMAN, WHICH I DO NOT. LAST TIME I CHECKED, I MAY VERY WELL BE ONE MYSELF. GENDER IS A VERY OBSCURE AND UNDEFINED THING! OH THE BEAUTY.
BUT WAIT, IF BEING STRAIGHT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LIKE WOMEN, AND BEING EDGE MEANS THAT YOU HAVE THE ABSTAIN FROM PROMISCUOUS SEX... THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT AT ALL? FIRST ONE WHO CAN CONCISELY ANSWER TO MY CURIOSITY IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS ENTRY RECEIVES A FREE BROWNIE (FROM VARIOUS INGREDIENTS I SHALL NOT GO INTO AS OF CURRENT.)
BUT WAIT, IF BEING STRAIGHT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LIKE WOMEN, AND BEING EDGE MEANS THAT YOU HAVE THE ABSTAIN FROM PROMISCUOUS SEX... THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT AT ALL? FIRST ONE WHO CAN CONCISELY ANSWER TO MY CURIOSITY IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS ENTRY RECEIVES A FREE BROWNIE (FROM VARIOUS INGREDIENTS I SHALL NOT GO INTO AS OF CURRENT.)
Thursday, February 28, 2008
CASEY JONES - THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE CRUCIAL
BRIEF REVIEW:
I LOVE HOW YOU PRE-EVOLVED SUBHUMAN TURD-EATING PRIMEAPES LOVE TO TALK AN IMMENSIVE AMOUNT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS BLOG AND DECLARING HOW MUCH IT SUCKS, AND YET I RECEIVE STATISTIC INDICATIONS THAT MY MUSIC DOWNLOADS RECEIVE MORE DAILY TRAFFIC THAN THE AMOUNT OF DARK-SKINNED PENIS RAMMING INTO YOUR UNCLE'S ANUS IN THE FEDERAL PENITENTIARY AFTER BEING CONVICTED FOR CHILD PORNORGRAPHY. LET'S ALL LOOSEN UP A LITTLE AND ENGAGE IN SOME HEATED MANLOVE, SHALL WE?
OH NEVERMIND, NO PROMISCUOUS HOMOSEX. SORRY, ALMOST SLIPPED THERE. THANK GOD I RETRACTED MY WORDS, I'M SCARED SHITLESS THAT THIS XBANDX WOULD COME AND KILL END MY FAGGOT LIFE.
I LOVE HOW YOU PRE-EVOLVED SUBHUMAN TURD-EATING PRIMEAPES LOVE TO TALK AN IMMENSIVE AMOUNT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS BLOG AND DECLARING HOW MUCH IT SUCKS, AND YET I RECEIVE STATISTIC INDICATIONS THAT MY MUSIC DOWNLOADS RECEIVE MORE DAILY TRAFFIC THAN THE AMOUNT OF DARK-SKINNED PENIS RAMMING INTO YOUR UNCLE'S ANUS IN THE FEDERAL PENITENTIARY AFTER BEING CONVICTED FOR CHILD PORNORGRAPHY. LET'S ALL LOOSEN UP A LITTLE AND ENGAGE IN SOME HEATED MANLOVE, SHALL WE?
OH NEVERMIND, NO PROMISCUOUS HOMOSEX. SORRY, ALMOST SLIPPED THERE. THANK GOD I RETRACTED MY WORDS, I'M SCARED SHITLESS THAT THIS XBANDX WOULD COME AND KILL END MY FAGGOT LIFE.
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