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Showing posts with label ISIS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ISIS. Show all posts

Monday, June 8, 2009

ISIS - MOSQUITO CONTROL

2. Life Under the Swatter
3. Hive Destruction
4. Relocation Swarm


BRIEF REVIEW:

I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND PEOPLE'S UNFATHOMABLE FETISH FOR THIS PACELESS STONER CRAP BECAUSE IT SIMPLY FUCKING CURES MY INSOMNIA NIGHT AFTER NIGHT WHEN MY PRESCRIPTION OF HARD MEDICATIONS CANNOT. PEOPLE TEND TO GAWK AT ME SHOCKINGLY AND ASK "WAIT, WEBMASTER! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DENOUNCE ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY MASTERS OF DOOMY SLUDGE METAL OF ALL TIMES?!" WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID QUEERS-IN-DENIAL. I EXCRETE HEAVIER "DOOMY SLUDGE" SHIT OUT FROM THE INPUT OF MY BLACK HOLE THAN THIS CRAP. THIS SHIT REMINDS ME OF PHIL ANSELMO AND DIMEBAG DARREL PASSING OUT ON EACH OTHER IN A DROOLING ORGY AFTER THEIR PANTERA BAND PRACTICE GOES HORRIBLY UNPRODUCTIVE BECAUSE THEY'VE SMOKED ONE OUNCE TOO MANY. FUCK YOUR EXPERIMENTAL NOISECORE MUSICRAP!

OH AND SPEAKING OF DIMEBAG DARREL, WASN'T THAT FAGGOT SHOT IN THE FACE IN ONE OF HIS VERY OWN SHOWS IN CHICAGO? HAHAHAHAHA!! HOW FAGGOTRONIC IS IT THAT ONE OF HIS FANS PAID FOR HIS GODDAMN SHOW JUST TO PUT AN END TO HIS HORRENDOUS WREAK OF NOISE POLLUTION?! OH MY GOD I SWEAR WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE NEWS, I ALMOST CRASHED MY VEHICLE LAUGHING. BUT THEN I REALIZED I WASN'T OPERATING A VEHICLE DUE TO MY INCAPABILITY TO OPERATE ANY SORT OF SCARY MACHINERY, BUT INSTEAD TRIPPED MY TRICYCLE OVER A FUCKING TWIG AND LANDED ON MY FAT FOREHEAD. LUCKILY ENOUGH MY SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS HELMET PROTECTED ME!!!!! IF ONLY DIMEBAG DARREL WORE A HELMET THAT NIGHT, THE BULLETS MAY HAVE RECOILED AND HIT SOME OTHER FAGGOT METALHEAD IN THAT BAND INSTEAD!! HAHAHAHA OH GOD, THE COMEDY!!!

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EXCUSE MY STOMACH YOU FAGGOTS