2 Ambrosia
3 Pathetic, Ordinary
4 Alchemy Sounded Good At The Time
5 Daggers Speak Louder Than Words
6 The Last Three Letters
7 Apology
8 Tilting The Hourglass
9 This Conversation Is Over
10 Congratulations, I Hate You
11 The Third Temptation Of Paris
12 A Siren's Solioquay
13 Necro's Decay
14 Early Mourning
15 Apology
IT WAS RECENTLY SPECULATED IN THE CHATBOX THAT I, THE WEBMASTER, AM POSSIBLY TOO FAGGY TO REVIEW THEM. EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO FAGGY YOU FUCKING DISGRACEFUL MIDGET? PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I AM OTHER THAN A HUGE FAGGOT?! NOT GOING TO LIE, BUT MEN ON MEN ACTIONS SUGGESTED BY THIS ALBUM HARDENS MY CROOKED BONER 90 DEGREES DOWNWARDS, GRANTING ME THE ADVANTAGE TO SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP MY ASSHOLE SO FAR DOWN THAT I COULDN'T SHIT FOR A WEEK!
OH WAIT, DISCARD THAT. MY DICK CANNOT POSSIBLY REACH WITH ITS LIMITED THREE INCHES OF LENGTH. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HURT MY FEELINGS LIKE THIS?
I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM AND CRY A FUCKING RIVER TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER NOW. I WILL THEN SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH FOR NO REASON IN PARTICULAR. OK? OK.