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Showing posts with label ALESANA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ALESANA. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

ALESANA - ON FRAIL WINGS OF VANITY AND WAX


1 Icarus
2 Ambrosia
3 Pathetic, Ordinary
4 Alchemy Sounded Good At The Time
5 Daggers Speak Louder Than Words
6 The Last Three Letters
7 Apology
8 Tilting The Hourglass
9 This Conversation Is Over
10 Congratulations, I Hate You
11 The Third Temptation Of Paris
12 A Siren's Solioquay
13 Necro's Decay
14 Early Mourning
15 Apology



Brief Review:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HETEROSEXUALLY-DEPRIVED GOTHIC GARBAGE?! LOOKS LIKE VAMPIREFREAK AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING FIELD DAY OVER THIS ABSOLUTE HORRENDOUS LACK OF TESTOCERONES! MY ARMS ARE PRACTICALLY INCAPACITATED RIGHT NOW CONSIDERING LISTENING TO THAT QUALITY ALBUM HAS MADE ME CARVE TEXTURES SO DEEP INTO MY WRIST THAT IT HAS MADE MANY EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHIC WALLS JEALOUS! EXCEPT ANY MORBIDLY OBESE MUMMY DECAYING IN A FUCKING TOMB WOULD LOOK, SOUND AND SMELL A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THOSE GROTESQUE BALL-LESS FAGGOTS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING EMO KIDS THESE DAYS... DID FROM FIRST TO LAST COMMITTED SUICIDE OVER A BROKEN LOVE-AFFAIR WITH THEIR FIFTEEN YEAR OLD PRODUCER?

IT WAS RECENTLY SPECULATED IN THE CHATBOX THAT I, THE WEBMASTER, AM POSSIBLY TOO FAGGY TO REVIEW THEM. EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO FAGGY YOU FUCKING DISGRACEFUL MIDGET? PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I AM OTHER THAN A HUGE FAGGOT?! NOT GOING TO LIE, BUT MEN ON MEN ACTIONS SUGGESTED BY THIS ALBUM HARDENS MY CROOKED BONER 90 DEGREES DOWNWARDS, GRANTING ME THE ADVANTAGE TO SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP MY ASSHOLE SO FAR DOWN THAT I COULDN'T SHIT FOR A WEEK!

OH WAIT, DISCARD THAT. MY DICK CANNOT POSSIBLY REACH WITH ITS LIMITED THREE INCHES OF LENGTH. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HURT MY FEELINGS LIKE THIS?

I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM AND CRY A FUCKING RIVER TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER NOW. I WILL THEN SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH FOR NO REASON IN PARTICULAR. OK? OK.