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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!





THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label HAVE HEART. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HAVE HEART. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

HAVE HEART - THE THINGS WE CARRY

1. Life Is Hard Enough
2. Watch Me Sink
3. Armed with a Mind
4. About Face
5. The Unbreakable
6. Old Man II (Last Words and Lessons Learned)
7. Song of Shame
8. Something More Than Ink
9. The Machinist
10. Watch Me Rise


BRIEF REVIEW:

THE THINGS I CARRY ON MY NEW AND IMPROVED WEBSITE WILL ROCK THE TITS RIGHT OFF YOUR FUCKING FLABBY, HORMONAL CHEST! FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT HOW I ROCKED THE NEW DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR'S OFFICIAL WEEKLY HOT BABES SECTION! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE WELCOME! THIS IS WHERE I PROVIDE YOU WITH THE WEEKLY DOSES OF EJACULATION PROJECTING OUT FROM YOUR AWFUL LIMP DICK! START JERKING YOUR SMALL THANG RIGHT NOW MY FAGGOT NIGGAZ, I DON'T PAY THESE STUNNING BITCHES FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

BI-WEEKLY AUDITIONS ARE HELD FOR EXPLICIT NIGHT-RIDING BITCHES WHO WISHES TO RECEIVE THE SPOTLIGHT ATTENTION THEY FAILED TO RECEIVE THROUGHOUT THEIR ENTIRE MISERABLY OBESE LIVES! IF YOU THINK YOU QUALIFY TO BE AN EXCLUSIVE DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR'S SEXABLE BABE, CONTACT THE WEBMASTER VIA THE LINK ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF THE PAGE! MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE FAME AND GLORY YOU ALWAYS WANTED YOU FUCKING FILTHY SKANKS!

SMALL DISCLAIMER YOU ALWAYS FIND IN THE BOTTOM FOR YOUR FAMILY'S LEGAL ISSUES: EXPLICIT FORNICATION AND OTHER ACTS OF RAPE AND MURDER MAY BE A MANDATORY REQUIREMENT AS A QUALIFICATION. CONTESTANTS ARE ON A FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVE BASIS. BEARING WEBMASTER'S SEMINAL FLUIDS FOR THE FUTURE PROCREATION OF HIS OFFSPRING IS AN ASSET.

Monday, March 2, 2009

HAVE HEART - SONGS TO SCREAM AT THE SUN

01. The Same Son
02. Bostons
03. Pave Paradise
04. On The Bird In The Cage
05. Brotherly Love
06. No Roses, No Skies
07. The Taste Of The Floor
08. Reflections
09. Hard Bark On The Family Tree
10. The Same Sun


BRIEF REVIEW:

HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PATHETIC CRYING BABY FAGGOT WITH A WIDENED ORAL CAPACITY THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO DEEP-THROAT THE CAMERA MAN! DID MOMMY NOT FUCKING FEED YOU ENOUGH AS A CHILD YOU FUCKING MALNOURISHED MIDGET? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SQUIRT A VOLUME OF MY ARTIFICIAL MILK INTO YOUR NUTRITION-ABSORBING ORFICES YOU POOR DEFENSELESS FETAL ALCOHOL INFANT? THEN HOW ABOUT YOU STAND STILL AND STOP "SCREAMING SONGS AT THE SUN" YOU DEMENTED FUTILE FAGGOT?

DO YOU THINK THE SUN GOD WILL REALLY HEAR YOU SCREAMING FROM BILLIONS OF MILES AWAY? WHAT ARE YOU, AN EGYPTIAN PARAOH WITH A FUNNY LOOKING FAGGOT HAT? HOLY FUCKING GAY, TAKE OFF THE WHITE MUMMY STRIPS AND GO TAKE A SHIT IN THE TOMB ALREADY YOU SUPERSTITIOUS QUEER. NOBODY WILL CARE IF YOU NAIL YOUR OWN COFFIN AT A PARTICULARLY EARLY AGE!

OH, AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOME GOOD FOR YOUR "ADVANCED EGYPTIAN CIVILIZATION", YOU CAN SHUT UP AND BUILD ME A GODDAMN PYRAMID WITH AN ESPECIALLY POINTY TOP, SO I CAN EASILY POKE NEW HOLES ON MY THICK DICKTUBE AND MAKE IT INTO A SPRINKLER WHILE I RAPE THE VARIOUS MUMMIES BURIED FIFTEEN FEET UNDERGROUND IN ORDER TO SATISFY MY SEXUAL DEPRIVATION! OH YEAH BABY, THESE SKULL HEADS AREN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S HARD INSIDE OF THIS WARM AND COZY TOMBSTONE!

P.S. CARVING FUNNY LOOKING PICTURES ONTO UNDERGROUND WALLS ISN'T A FORM OF "LITERATURE" YOU PRIMITIVE AFRICANOS. GO LEARN A SET OF ALPHABETS OR SOMETHING YOU DICKHOLES.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

HAVE HEART - WHAT COUNTS

1 Lionheart
2 Get The Knife
3 Something More Than Ink
4 What Counts
5 Dig Somewhere Else (CD Version Only)
6 Reinforced (CD Version Only)


BRIEF REVIEW:

WELL, I DON'T HAVE HEART AT ALL, SORRY GIRL NEXT DOOR... BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, I HAVE A HUGE DICK TO PENETRATE THROUGH YOUR FLABBY PELVIS WITH! JUST MAKE LOVE WITH ME ALL NIGHT LONG GIRL AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO DRILL IT INTO YOU SO FUCKING HARD THAT MY DICK WILL COME OUT THROUGH THE OTHER SIDE, YOUR STINKING ASSHOLE!

I MEAN WOULDN'T THAT CURE YOUR NASTY ASS CONSTIPATION PROBLEM ANYWAYS? A BETTER SOLUTION THAN THE ONE YOUR RAPIST FAMILY DOCTOR IS CAPABLE OF PROVIDING YOU ANYWAYS. COME ON, YOU LET ME PUMP MY MIRACLE FLUID INTO YOU RIGHT NOW, I BET YOU ANY MONEY I'LL KILL BRING FORTH THE BEST REMEDY YOU'VE RECEIVED SINCE YOUR FATHER SHAT INTO YOUR MOUTH TO SHUT YOU UP FROM CRYING ABOUT YOUR PHYSICAL AILMENTS LATE AT NIGHT .

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPE DARLING, I'M JUST DOING MY SHARE TO ADMINISTER A TREATMENT THAT EVERY USELESS WOMAN IN THIS WORLD DESERVES YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! WANNA GO FEMINIST ON ME? COME SHUT MY FUCKING WEBSITE DOWN AND VIOLATE MY CHARTER OF RIGHTS TO THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND PRESS, I DARE YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT BACKWARD EXTREMISTS!

YOU FUCKING FAT GOOSEY GIMPS CONTRADICT EVERYTHING YOU SAY IN THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL WAYS POSSIBLE. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLEAN MY TOILET ALREADY BEFORE I FEEL COMPELLED TO DO WHAT YOUR DAD HAS ONCE DONE TO YOU JUST TO PUT A CEASE TO YOUR OBNOXIOUS BITCHING.