2. Death Disguised as Salvation
3. Eyes and Ash
4. Free of Filth
5. Nothing Between Us
6. Look-the Games-the Lies, The
7. Judas
8. Your Sad Fucking Life
9. Less Than You Deserve
10. Finger on the Trigger
EVERY TIME I FINGER MYSELF FOR THE VAGINAL STIMULATION, BEING THE HERMAPHRODITE I AM, I FAIL TO REMEMBER THAT I HAVE GROTESQUELY LONG NAILS THAT ENDS UP SLICING A NEW CUT WITHIN MY CUNT. OUCHIE! BEING AN EMO HERMAPHRODITE AS WELL HOWEVER, I GUESS IT KILLS TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF THE FACT THAT I'M CAPABLE OF SELF-MUTILATION AND MASTURBATION AT THE VERY SAME TIME! HOW IS THAT FOR MULTIFUNCTIONALISM? SEE HOW FUCKING EFFICIENT I AM? I MAKE WINDOWS XP SO JEALOUS THAT BILL GAYTE'S PLACING ME ON HIS HITLIST! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING GEEKY ASS HOMO!
LAST GEEK I ENCOUNTERED AT A HOUSE PARTY, I MADE HIM PROBE MY REAR ORIFICE WITH HIS THICK BLACK-FRAMED GLASSES IN THE WASHROOM. EXCEPT THAT NEVER HAPPENED CONSIDERING (1) I'M SO HIDEOUSLY VILE THAT I TURN THE FATTEST STAR WARS GEEK OFF, (2) THE ONLY HOUSE PARTY I'M INVITED TO IS THE BROTHEL AND THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'VE YET TO PAY OFF MY DEBT WITH THEM, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST (3) I HAVE NO "REAR ORIFICE" TO BEGIN WITH! THAT'S RIGHT YOU STUPID FAGGOTS, THE OUTPUT OF MY SHIT GOES OUT THROUGH MY NOSE. NO WONDER WHY I REAK OFF UNBEARABLE AROMA TO MYSELF AT ALL TIMES. OH MAN, ANOTHER ONE OF MY LIFE'S MYSTERIES HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY SOLVED! GOOD JOB, SHERLOCK HOLMOS!