2) I'm the Type of Person to Take Things Personal
3) Take Me to Infinity
4) Dressed Up to Undress
5) I.D.G.A.F.
6) Welcome to Savannah
7) I Have to Go Return Some Video Tapes
8) The Dressing Room
9) Tripped and Fell in Portland
10) Can I Take You Home?
11) My Obsession
12) Velvet
13) Rescue
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I KEEP TELLING MYSELF THAT NO BULLSHIT THIS BAD CAN POSSIBLY MAKE IT OUT INTO THE MARKET WITHOUT BEING SHRED APART BY RECORD LABELS DUE TO ITS BLATANT INSULT TO MUSICIAL SUBSTANTIALITY AND COMMERCIAL VIABILITY. SO I THEORIZED SOME OTHER POSSIBILITIES AS TO WHY THIS HUNK OF JUNK WAS ACTUALLY RELEASED. NOT SURPRISINGLY, WHEN I PLAYED THIS RECORD BACKWARDS, AN IMMINENT MESSAGE FROM THE ILLUMINATI WAS DECODED ABOUT THE REPTILIAN RACE TAKING OVER THE WORLD ON DECEMBER 21ST, 2012. I WAS SO FUCKING HORRIFIED THAT I SPRAYED A HUGE CHUNK OF BEHEMOTH OUT FROM MY ANUS RIGHT BACK INTO MY MOUTH. I WAS SO PARALYZED IN FEAR THAT I DIDN'T BRUSH MY TEETH FOR TWO WEEKS AFTER THAT, AND THE FIRST WORD I SPOKE FACE-TO-FACE WITH MY PROBATION OFFICER ENDED UP PUTTING HIM INTO A VEGETATIVE STATE. THANKS BREATHE CAROLINA, SO MUCH FOR MY FUCKING $100,000 BAIL FROM CHILD MOLESTING MYSELF WHEN I WAS TWELVE!
WHATEVER THE FUCKING MAYANS SAY ABOUT 2012 MUST BE TRUE CONSIDERING THEY HAVE THE MOST PRECISELY INTRICATE CALENDAR, ESPECIALLY IN A CIVILIZATION WHERE THE MOST ADVANCED ARCHITECTURES ARE STRUCTURED WITH BAMBOO WALLS AND HAY ROOFS, AND NOT TO FUCKING MENTION THEIR MOST SOPHISTICATED URINALS AND TOILETS BEING THE SAME BERRY BUSHES WHERE THEY HARVEST THEIR LUNCHES FROM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS METAPHYSICAL MODERN NEWAGE PARANORMALLY SUPERSTITIOUS BULLSHIT ALL YOU GUILLIBLE FAGGOTS BUY INTO. IF YOU THINK THE WORLD'S ENDING SO SOON, WHY NOT THROW YOURSELVES OFF A BUILDING TO INCREASE GLOBAL SUSTAINABILITY YOU FUCKING OVERPOPULATED PARASITES?
IF I STUCK MY FUCKING HEAD UP MY ASSHOLE AND ROTATED 180 DEGREES COUNTER CLOCKWISE, WOULD I EXPERIENCE SOME MAJOR CATASTROPHIC POLE SHIFT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PHYSICISTS?