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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 26, 2009

HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW - EVERYTHING'S WATCHED, EVERYONE'S WATCHING

1. This Is Really Testing The Patience I've Never Had 0:35
2. A, S, V, L, N 1:27
3. Mall-Nutrition 1:55
4. Are You Okay, Kiddo? 2:17
5. I Forgot 2 And A Half Days 2:04
6. Texas Chainsaw Mascer-Uh 1:14
7. Kids, Kids, Kids 1:43
8. Buddy, You're Making No Sense 2:27
9. There's A Bat 1:12 $0.99
10. Eating The Porridge And Killing The Bears 1:38
11. Party Girls 5:37


BRIEF REVIEW:

ARE YOU SICK OF READING MY PATHETIC RELEVANT REVIEWS ON TRENDY BELL-BOTTOM WEARING GRINDCORE BANDS ON A DAILY BASIS? I CAN NO LONGER HIDE MY FUCKING FETISH FOR PREPUBSCENT MALE ADOLESCENT FAGGOTS WHO WILL EARN ME CONVICTED SENTENCES, IF MY INTENTIONS WERE TO BE DISCOVERED BY THE FEDS! PERHAPS I SHOULD MAKE IT A LITTLE LESS OBVIOUS THAT I ENJOY THE FANTASY OF YOUNG UNDERDEVELOPED FAGGOTS! BUT HOW DO I CONCEAL SUCH AN OBVIOUS FACT ON A FUCKING WEBSITE LIKE THIS? IT'S LIKE TRYING NOT TO DETECT THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM! OH MAN, MY BEHAVIOURAL THERAPIST ADVISED ME THAT IT'S NOT FUCKING HEALTHY TO REPRESS MY MANLOVE DESIRES! WHAT TO DO? I'M IN A REAL FUCKING STICKLER!

I KNOW, I'LL FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO RIDICULE TO SOOTHE MY SAD, SAD EXISTENCE! I BET AN INTERVIEW WITH MY MORTAL ENEMY, THE FOUNDER OF "DEATHCORE IS SEXY" WILL EVENTUALLY CURE MY WRITER'S BLOCK! BEHOLD, BELOW IS A DIALOGUE BETWEEN ME AND THE INFAMOUS POONDIZZLER!

HEY BRO WHY DOES YOUR FAGGOT WEBSITE SUCK?

Being the master of faggotry, I aim to build the biggest and worst website for homosexual anal sex noises to date. HAHAHAHAHA.

YOU SPILT SOME SHIT OUT OF YOUR NOSE WITH THAT HOLY FUCKING OBNOXIOUS GOD-REPELLING LAUGHTER FAGGOT. WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP NOW?

Im hoping you will, with your anus.

I DO EVERY NIGHT. IF I BEND OVER IN A SEVENTY-FIVE DEGREE ACUTE ANGLE, WILL YOU FORCEABLY PENETRATE YOUR THREE INCH STICK ALL THE WAY DOWN INTO MY SQUISHY BLADDER ZONE THROUGH THE ENTRANCE OF MY GRAND CANYON?

To the squishy bladder, where I shall find the kataka fish!

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU BUT THERE'S NO BIOLOGICAL KINGDOMS IN THERE YOU FAGGOT, ALL YOU'LL FIND IS ONE OR TWO FLOATING OVARIES WAITING TO BE IMPREGNATED BY THE THICKNESS OF YOUR JUICY SEMEN!

...

PLEASE TALK DIRTY TO ME, MY EXCLUSIVE LOVER??

You can impregnate ovaries these days?

IN MY HOMOSEXUAL REPRODUCTION SYSTEM, YES! MY OVAS ARE SCREAMING FOR YOUR POONDIZZLING ABILITIES!

Who's ovas aren't?

OUTRAGEOUS! DO I HAVE COMPETITORS? THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE! I WILL FUCKING TAKE EXCLUSIVE DUMPS INTO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEIR ASSHOLES SO THEY'LL BE FORCED TO BEAR MY SHIT FOR THE REST OF THEIR JEALOUS LIVES!

That would be an honor, to bear the shit of the webmaster.

THAT'S RIGHT! STRETCH AND EXPAND YOUR RECTAL TUBE THIS INSTANT MY FRIEND, HERE COMES MY CLEVELAND STEAMER TRAIN!

I was more hoping for a muddy river.

SURE! HOP ON A BOAT FOR THE DANGEROUSLY FILTHY ONCOMING MUD SLIDE!

*hops aboard*
THEN I PROCEEDED TO UNLEASH THE LARGEST SLUSHY DUMP THAT BECAME FORECASTED AS THE NEXT WORST DISASTER SECOND ONLY TO HURRICANE KATRINA. AS POONDIZZLER WAVES JOYOUSLY WHEN HE SAILS AWAY, HIS FAGGOT TITANIC ACCIDENTALLY FLIPS OVER A HARDENED PIECE OF MY FLOATING SHIT. AS HIS LIFE COMES TO A TRAGIC END, IT WAS CONTRACTUALLY AGREED THAT I NOW OFFICIALLY RUN HIS WEBSITE, DEATHCORE IS SEXY!

HOLY SHIT, FOR ONCE IN A LIFETIME, MY FAGGOT LIFE IS NOW OFFICIALLY WORTH THE PAIN AND HARDSHIP! EXPECT BAD MUSIC FOR LIFE LIKE THE ONES I POST HERE ON A DAILY BASIS YOU USELESS TOOLS!

HOMO ANUS-COCKFEST PARTY TIME YOU DOUCHEBAGS!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW - COURTSIDE SEATS


01. Pizza Party
02. Inhalent Abuse Is Illegal And Can Be Fatal
03. There's A Bat
04. Do You Like Guns? Want to See My Passport?
05. Kids Kids Kids
06. You Killed The Bee, But You Broke The Light You Asshole
07. Very Dramatic
08. Saran Wrap Love Affair
09. Vaginal Blood And Consruction Paper Cigarettes


BRIEF REVIEW:

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS NEW INFLUX OF RIDICULOUS PUSSY-ASS SEIZURE-INDUCING GRINDCORE BANDS THAT SQUEAL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DEPLETED OF ANY GENETICS OF MASCULINITY FOR HALF OF THEIR LIVES? DID THESE FAGGOTS HAVE LIKE, FETAL ALCOHOLIC SYNDROME OR SOMETHING? THERE SHOULD BE A FUCKING LAW PASSED DOWN PROHIBITING THIS DISGRACEFUL COHORT OF FAGGOTS FROM BEING BORN, MUCH LESS GIVEN THE PRIVILEGE TO COMPOSE NOISE POLLUTION!

I HAVE A PLAUSIBLE HYPOTHESIS FOR THE EXPLANATION OF THIS TREND OF FEMININE FAGGOTCORE MOVEMENT: THE DOUBLE-ZERO GIRL JEANS THEY WEAR PREVENTS THE CIRCULATION OF TESTOSTERONES FLOWING THROUGH THE BODY FROM THEIR FAGGOT BALLSACK. WHY NOT JUST GET YOURSELVES EMASCULATED AND DONATE YOUR USELESS BODILY ORGAN TO THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WHERE CONSCRIPTED NIGGER CHILDREN IN BARBARIC WAR-TORN AREAS CAN USE IT AS IMPLANTS TO REPLACE THEIR INJURED ORGANS YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS!!

WANT PEACE IN AFRICA? EASY. JUST STOP SENDING ALL THE KFC AND FOREIGN AIDS AND START BURYING NUCLEAR WARHEADS UNDER THEIR "RICH SOIL" AND HAVE A LITTLE "ACCIDENT" IN MISCALCULATION, YOU IDIOTIC POLITICIANS. HAHA, OH MAN I SAID AIDS. I LOVE RECYCLING MY OLD AND TIRESOME JOKES JUST TO IRRITATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IRATE HATERS. BUT SERIOUSLY, ABSOLUTELY NO PUN INTENDED YOU STUPID FOOLS.