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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!





THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


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Showing posts with label ON BURNING SHORES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ON BURNING SHORES. Show all posts

Thursday, December 1, 2011

ON BURNING SHORES - COMMON GROUND

01. Bridges
02. Dare To Try
03. Buckshot Mouthwash
04. Tips For Better Household Cleaning
05. Blade To Betray
06. Common Ground
07. End Of Ignorance


BRIEF REVIEW:

THE LAST TIME I TOOK A DUMP IT WAS ON A SHORE SOMEWHERE ON THE EDGE OF THE WORLD. BUT NOPE, THE SHORE WASN'T BURNING UNLESS YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE ODOUR OF THE RAUNCHY SHIT THAT SQUEEZED OUT OF MY HOT ANUS. ON THE CONTRARY, THE SHORE WAS ALMOST AS WET AS I WAS WHILE JERKING OFF THE HOT MIDDLE AGED SUNBATHING WOMEN AND THEIR CHILDREN. WHAT A FUCKING SEXY SIGHT. THAT IS UNTIL I EJACULATE WITH SUCH SHEER PENILE PROJECTION FORCE AND ALL THE SPERM GOES STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH AS I EXHALE A LOUD AUDIBLE "AHHHHH" RELEASE IN PLEASURE. MY CUM TASTES DISGUSTING. STILL, ALL IS USUALLY FINE UNTIL THEIR HUSBAND FINDS OUT. THEN THEY GET MAD AND PUSH ME OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD. AS I FALL TO MY MISERABLE DEATH, MY SPIRIT COMES BACK WITH UNGRATEFUL VENGEANCE AND POLLUTES THE NOOSPHERE THROUGH THE INTERNET (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS UPDATING THIS FUCKING RETARDED SITE).

EVERY TIME I DROP A HUGE LOOGIE ON THE BEACH, I GET LITTLE KIDS TO WIPE MY ANUS WITH SAND. THEN I ENCOURAGE THEM TO BUILD HUGE STINKY SAND CASTLES WITH THE DROPLETS OF MY SHIT THAT MY STOMACH CONVERTED FROM EATING DISGUSTING HANDOUTS FROM THE FOOD BANK. THEY ARE SO PROUD OF THEIR ARCHITECTURES AND YET THEIR PARENTS WONDER WHERE THE HELL THE SMELL'S COMING FROM. IT'S ABSOLUTELY VILE AND REPULSIVE. LUCKIER HOMELESS PEOPLE HAVE HAD BETTER MEALS SIMPLY JUST DIGESTING MY SHIT IN AND OF ITSELF. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED EATING YOUR OWN SHIT? YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THE MIRACULOUS WAYS YOUR STOMACH WORKS: WHEN YOU EAT FOOD IT GETS PROCESSED INTO SHIT; BUT ONCE YOU EAT THE SHIT ITSELF, YOUR STOMACH CONVERTS IT BACK INTO THE ACTUAL FOOD ITSELF WHEN YOU SHIT OUT YOUR OWN SHIT!

NINE OUT OF TEN NUTRITION EXPERTS HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS FORM OF DIETING. EATING YOUR OWN SHIT IS LOW IN CALORIES AS WELL SO THAT WAY ALL YOU BULLEMIC THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SCENE KIDS WON'T HAVE TO PUKE IT BACK UP AFTER EATING. EWW, IMAGINE VOMITING OUT YOUR OWN SHIT. I KNOW TWO-GIRLS-ONE-CUP HAS ALREADY EXPERIMENTED IT BECAUSE MY DICK WAS SOLID FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AFTER VIEWING THE SCAT PORN. LIFE IS FULL OF DELICIOUSNESS, AND IT ALL STARTS WITH TAKING A HUGE DUMP ON A BURNING SHORE.

THANK GOD FOR METALCORE